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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

... and he sucked Trump's shriveled dick. Now he and Bob Knight can stand around asking why it's so hot.

Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A bunch of Army reserve folks and their spouses were at his restaurant for a welcome-home dinner and he happened to be there. He thanked them for their service and told them he'd take care of them. The hostess came back and said he comped their desserts ... only none of them ordered dessert.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

He basically sat on his ass and checked in on his restaurants while he was the Saints coach.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just sayin': Eichmann was waiting for a bus one day until someone whacked him on the back of the head and threw a bag over his head. Next thing he knew, he was in Tel Aviv. I'll gladly substitute Tel Aviv for The Hague or Tehran or the capitals of any country that claims the boaters he killed.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yale Law will soon be bragging about producing one less vice president.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yesterday was the first day of early voting in Porter County, Ind., and my ass early-voted ... and also kept the average age of said early-voters slightly down.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

First day of early voting in Porter County, Ind. I voted!

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We also need 'journalists' who aren't pea-green with envy about Leavitt getting the kind of cake they think they deserve one day.

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Corporations and billionaires don’t want you to know what political messages they are funding. That’s why they make the info so difficult to find. PaidForBy.info changes the game. It’s 100% free to use. Please check it out and spread the word!

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Patriot Mobile ad that just ran on MNF might be even more awful than the propaganda Trump shit that run during yesterday's NFL games.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Scorpions stinging each other ...

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's one helluva hill to die on.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My BIL used to work for the Haslams. From what he's told me, this would be completely on-point for the Haslams.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Murakami is now an official folk hero.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not sure how long this can last, but piecemeal pitching has been a charm so far for the White Sox ... and Murakami is now officially a folk hero.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Faith, hope ... and the Pope!

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I used to live in Michigan. I can promise you no graduate of Hillsdale could figure out the zipper on their fatigues, much less fire a gun.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Guy who apparently can't achieve an erection anymore shouts and shouts." Fixed that for you!

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Narrator: He no longer can achieve an erection.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

... right after Newt finishes a nice bowl of oatmeal and takes a 14-minute piss.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Looks like he just smoked a reefer the size of Long Island.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thiel looks like he can't wait to fuck your dead grandma as soon as she arrives at the funeral parlor. Altman also looks like he can't wait to fuck your dead grandma, too, only he'll then go and jerk off in the middle of a Chuck E. Cheese the minute he's done fucking your dead grandma.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I helped cover the Lions when Martz was their OC. Kitna damned near died running that offense because Martz didn't care what happened to the QB once he got rid of the ball. Warner and Bulger absorbed the same kind of abuse in STL.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We took Nicole's cousin and her wife to Sox Park on Friday. We got to see the last Tigers victory as contenders! Here's to next year!

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had a patient today who had polio when she was a child (she's 88 now and knows more about baseball than most men). She's used a wheelchair since she was a teen. I'm glad fuckboy up there wants that same kind of future for his kids ... and he prolly doesn't know shit about baseball.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Step 2a: strip the copper wiring and pipe out of the place and sell it for scrap.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My wife and I have tickets for the final White Sox game vs. Colorado. I have this awful feeling it's going to be a do-or-die game for the Sox ... which is as it should be.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Totally small sample size, but I work at a hospital near a state prison and we get inmates from time to time. The people there to stand guard mostly look like they barely have two nickels to rub together and are glad for the work. And this is Indiana, so I doubt they have a union.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

DeSantis is a thoroughly unlikeable person without the slightest trace of charisma. That might also have had something to do with it ...

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Diesel is slightly above $6 per gallon in NW Indiana and even higher once you cross into Illinois. Indiana's governor suspended our gas tax, so unleaded costs less here, but the state is tapping into its surplus to keep the road-maintenance payments coming.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I know this has been done before, but "His teeth are so white they think all lives matter."

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My sis and brother-in-law raised their family in East Tennessee. The stories of things Dolly did to help folks there are legion. Dolly Parton is a great American story. She never forgot what it was like to be poor and did what she could to take the sting out of it for other people.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My sis raised her family in East Tennessee. The stories of things Dolly did to help people in that region are legion. She's the rich person we'd all like to be. She's a great American story ... and a great American.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My sis and her family live in East Tennessee. Dolly cared deeply about those people because she remembered what it was like to be poor. What a great American story. What a great American.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'll take "Seven women who've never fully disrobed for sex" for $200, Alex.

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 18/08/2026

think about how often this admin announces policy by social media post and then consider that trump may not even be the one posting it

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Cameron spent so much money on making it pretty he forgot to hire somebody who can write dialogue and plot." Sub "Lucas" for "Cameron" and you're accurately describing the three Star Wars prequels.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

On the other hand, maybe one's parents turn into insufferable, ignorant assholes who revel in others' misery? Let the guy from utility company find their bodies when they, mercifully, collapse and die alone some day.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Aloha from Wrigley Field. As far as we know, Joshua Baez became the first player in MLB history to homer in his first three big-league plate appearances. About 40,000 other folks here today can say they saw it, too.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

These dummies would do $5 blowjobs, too.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

When he asked why I don't use Twitter 'for my job,' I told him I don't hang out with racists in real life. He then told me about the transaction. Pro teams (especially MLB and NHL) send surveys out after you attend games. Tell them you want them on platforms other than Twitter.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

More and more beat writers (not just in the NFL) are on BlueSky. An MLB club PR guy referred me to Twitter when I asked about a transaction and I told him I rather not use Twitter. He looked at me like I said I gargle with gasoline.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I just said I plan to coach the Bulls to the NBA title in the next few years. Sucker's bet: Both me and the billionaire CEO are both full of shit when they ask for receipts in the next few years ...

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Tour books for Route 66 and Arizona. Going to Springfield, Ill., later this month and to northern Arizona at the end of the year. We have a great library system in Valparaiso, Ind., and the county it occupies.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I'm also willing to bet the lady on the right was not purchased from a Bulgarian escort service.

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Scott Held @scottheld45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Replace "Texas" with "Ohio" in what you posted and your post is still every bit as true.

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