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Scott Free

@scottfree.bsky.social
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Nerd stuff. Cosplayer. Lefty lawyer. Comics & comics criticism. Warhammer 40k. Pointy eared jerk. Raging homo. Host of The Clone Conspiracy Podcast. He/Him.🏳️‍🌈 🐶

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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 2h
“If Quentin Quire and Warren Worthington had a baby” got me gal
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 6h
Hmm.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 7h
not everything requires an explanation
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 7h
girl I don’t know
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 7h
Apologies to everyone on the Jersey Transit platform who heard me (loudly ) calling someone on the phone a “shitey little fuckwit.” I stand by it (he is a shitey little fuckwit), but, you know, think of the children etc
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 10h
*cough*
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 11h
The optics of a beautiful surface dweller becoming the leader of a group of mutant outcasts and then most of them getting massacred while she’s out living on the surfac aren’t great.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 12h
RIP to the EVIL Morlocks
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 13h
Midnight X-Men managed to get me interested in it despite the presence of two of my least favorite X-Men things: vampires (go away, Dracula) and Storm in a leadership position (historically bad leader; RIP Morlocks)
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen people try to rehabilitate roy Lichtenstein among cartoonists. "he brought us into the mainstream" "he made us matter" fuck you. he stole and he profited and he left us in the goddamned dust and so did everybody who forgave him
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Lillian Hochwender (a.k.a. Lillie) @ligerlillie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For anyone else keeping track at home, the Lanterns finale brings the “number of times King has written a superhero superheroically water torturing a villain” counter up to 3.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 16h
I’m excited!
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 17h
it would be nice to have some Green Lantern media that doesn’t hate the idea of Hal Jordan, the most important Green Lantern, as Green Lantern
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 18h
THEM: He looks so down, like a deep sadness has overtaken him. He looks like he’ll cry. He’s so serious. ME (thinking about Warhammer): He was Rylanor of the Emperor's Children! Ancient of Rites! Venerable of the Palatine Host! Proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, Beloved by all! 😭
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
live dangerously
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
D&D and tonight’s lessons is that if you don’t want to know where my drow bard/rogue hides his third holdout hand crossbow, don’t ask.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They call me Deacon Blues
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s his hobby!
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SCOTT: Jean loves Ted! Who could ever love a freak like me? I’m going to quit the X-Men! WARREN: Jean loves some nerd. I guess I’m going to have to get out there and do some *serious* fucking.
EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING TELLS ME HAT I SHOULD BE GLAD JEAN IS MAKING FRIENDS AMONG HER FELLOW COLLEGE STUDENTS.

AND YET...AM I?
I MUST GET HER OUT OF MY MIND SOMEHOW...EVEN IF IT MEANS LEAVING THE X-MEN, ONCE AND FOR ALL!NARRATOR: NOR IS SCOTT ALONE IN DWELLING UPON THOUGHTS OF MARVEL GIRL ...

WARREN: SO... SHE'S TAKEN UP WITH THAT WOULD BE HEADSHRINKER, EH? WELL, SHE'S NOT THE ONLY FISH IN WARREN WORTHINGTON'S SEA! FROM HERE ON IN, I START DOING FISHING!

XAVIER: PLEASE KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, WARREN. WE WANT TO GET HOME IN ONE PIECE!
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jocktober (observed)
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s not on the current tour, no.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, we America had Jamba Juice, which is just expensive sugar.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BOOSTER GOLD: I can’t believe that my energy drink, Booster Juice, didn’t take off. BLUE BEETLE: It was the slogan. We’ve been over this. BOOSTER GOLD: “Put some Booster Juice in your mouth!” BLUE BEETLE: Please stop saying that.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love that Warhammer 40k is the sci-fi setting that’s winning.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What can I say about “Lanterns”? Great gowns, beautiful gowns.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Batman is a fascist” hey cool I read Watchmen at 14, too, champ
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tried explaining the appeal of Booster Gold as a character
Homer Simpson, driving, in a 4-panel grid: YOU'RE LIVING UP HERE.
YOU GOT TO LIVE DOWN HERE....IN THE IMPULSE ZONE.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nancy 10/4/26, brief full color Sunday interlude before returning to hat
Nancy is so mad……grrrrrrrrr……
Aunt Fritzi asks her what’s wrong. Nancy is upset Sluggo called her vain - why would he ever say that? As she’s standing in front of a refrigerator with photos of herself all over it ……. That she definitely put up herself ….
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I put on a tie for this?
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Money makes executive decisions.“ My “serious businessman and Worthington Industries CEO Angel/Warren Worthington III” look at the @theuncannyexp last night.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like if you’re going to do generated content, at least own it.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a hot guy creator/influencer whose content always does numbers, and I always feel like I’m taking crazy pills because his “art” and costumes are so clearly AI generated and/or photoshopped out the wazoo… …but the gays love abs and big arms.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, just for that, now it’s going up to 12.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, yes I have.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank you so much!
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CYCLOPS: Jesus, Warren! Did you really have to fuck Husk in the air? In front of everyone? ANGEL: Yes. And I’ll do it again. CYCLOPS: What - ANGEL: You won’t know when or where. Or with whom. Could be anyone. But it’s coming. ICEMAN: did you say anyone
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
hey look an excuse
Booster Gold: Starting your morning right with a big bowl of Boosterios, huh?
Ted Kord: It's literally the only cereal in the headquarters.
Booster Gold: Enjoying that Boosteriffic taste in your mouth?
Ted Kord: You are ruining my breakfast experience.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The 80s Booster Gold series (by Dan Jurgens) is one of my DC “comfort series”, and no matter how many times I read it, I will never not love the running gag that Booster (ala Pele or Krusty the Clown) will slap his name on any and every shitty product.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doing my final pre-NYCC checks on stuff and my god Booster Gold is going to be some of my best stupid work yet
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Born too late for the jobs I would have excelled at: 1) crooked pope’s idiot nephew 2) backbench MP from a rotten borough in the Unreformed House of Commons 3) plague doctor 4) guy who wrote all the dirty Latin graffiti in Pompeii/Herculaneum 5) Victorian opium den manager
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Gene Gonzales @genegonzales.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to the 1976 Super DC Calendar today is the birthday of Alan Scott, the Golden Age Green Lantern! #alanscott #greenlantern #goldenagegreenlantern #justicesocietyofamerica #superdccalendar #dccomics #patreon #clipstudiopaint
Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern, flying toward the viewer with his ring hand extended forward. His Green Lantern ring is glowing. He is wearing his original uniform of red, green, yellow, and purple. There is a giant glowing green lantern behind him.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna level with you, I grabbed this randomly from the internet and did not notice that
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUSTICE (VANCE ASTROVIK): So you’re like me from an alternate future, right? MAJOR VICTORY (VANCE ASTRO): One where you’re cool, beloved, and basically Space Captain America, yeah. JUSTICE: Oh. MV: And banging a goddess. JUSTICE: Oh yeah? Well, I killed our dad. MV: …love that for you, champ.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September/October Ben Reilly. Really turn that mental illness dial up to 11.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it Locktober or Jocktober? I need you homosexuals to make a decision.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have been informed that “Fat Bear Week” is different from “Bear Week Provincetown” and “Puerto Vallarta Bear Week”, where I have done some excellent work in the past. Apologies to the actual ursine community. Learning and growing.
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