Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Doing my third? fourth? rewatch of Stargate SG1 and just it the two-fer season 7 ep 18/19 called HEROES. I completely forgot about this one and am sitting here with the waterworks. The deaths of good main characters always hit me hard. Damn. 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 22/06/2025"Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain." - Eleanor Roosevelt 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 06/06/2025With mommy and daddy fighting so bitterly, I assume that no one is gonna see any DOGE kick back stimulus checks… except for the multimillionaires and billionaires? You know… per their plan all along? #Sarcasm #NoOneWasGettingADamnCheck 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Gosh, I sure hope Hillbilly Guyliner gets to go back to live with his true people after the divorce. #BanjoPlays #DingaDingDing 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/05/2025At this point in this timeline, we were supposed to have jetpacks, flying cars, world peace, and universal celebration of individual differences. Instead we have a bunch of hateful, ignorant f*ckers who want to screw people over instead of lifting them up. 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Baby goat sleepover… that’s when you know you’re doing it right. 340
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I truly hope every single one of you has the day, week, month, and year you voted for. X1000 May you reap the hope and love… or the pain and horror… that you wished upon others. #FAFO 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/03/2025To the writer type-type-typing away at this story with evil glee: feel free to send us back to the other timeline anytime. Or at least write in some timely epiphanies for some of these fools. 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/03/2025This timeline is the dumbest effing timeline ever… full of willfully ignorant, doppelgängers of friends and family I knew in the previous timeline. 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 10/03/2025“Not everyone gets a happy ending.” - Famous last words… at the massage parlor 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I really really really really really hate transitioning from third shift back to first shift. This effing insomnia is freaking crazy. 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I swear, pixies must be real. Every time I go to look for a screwdriver, it’s the wrong type. If I want a flat head, all I find are Phillips heads. If I want to Phillips head, all I find our flat heads. F*cking fae tricksters. 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I think it should be everyone’s goal to develop a standard “final word” that you can memorize and then cryptically mutter with your dying breath. I think mine is gonna be, “Dammit, now I’ll never be able to paint that pickle train.” 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“Liar liar pants on fire.” Dear Lord, if that saying was true, there would be a f*cking inferno raging right now and a lot of screaming from a burning alpha-wannabe. 000
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 04/03/2025To be clear: Those who demand that English becomes the official language of the United States are the same people who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, or between your and you’re. 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Remember: You can’t spell “hatred” without “red hat”. 1133
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The landslide is now churning down the mountainside heading for the ignorant little Village of America… and it’s picking up speed. 040
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Just so we’re very clear: we are in the opening scene of the movie where they are explaining how the apocalypse happened. It’s no longer a “what-if” scenario. It’s happening. Right now. We are all just inconsequential background actors in this travesty that is unfolding. 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/02/2025The only drawback in revisiting old friends by rereading a favorite book is having to relive the tragic parts and end up wet eyed again.  110
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I’m pretty sure this is why I could never be a hand model… despite having damn sexy hands. #FinalRenovations #StraightStretch 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Re-listening to Jim Butcher’s “Battle Ground” and I am almost to THAT chapter. Not sure if I am emotionally capable of making it through it today. #IfYouKnowYouKnow. 000
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Any brainless idiot can destroy… it takes a concerted effort to create. 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Honestly, maybe at this point a pandemic on the level of THE STAND would actually be helpful… statistically speaking. 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025This is truly the absolute worst alternate timeline I’ve had the misfortune to accidentally land in. Cannot wait until the next dimensional shift. 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Same… I just want to blink and flinch each time. 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The dilating eye exam does NOT play games… I can see people in x-rays. 230
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Remember folks: a fart is just a butt burp of appreciation for yesterday’s meals. 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/01/2025To all my friends and family being impacted (to vastly different levels) by this hatefully ignorant dystopian bullshit: we love you. 021
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 19/01/2025“Do you wanna be my dad?” My word, but the Harry Dresden series really stabs me in the heart sometimes. 020
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Happy Boston Molasses Flood Day everyone! 106 years ago today… a 50-foot tall molasses tank in Boston's North End burst, releasing 2.3 million gallons of molasses in a 25-foot wave. 050
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We just finished watching Brendan Fraser THE WHALE for the first time. Oh my word, what an intense and powerful film. 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Kicking off the new year by delivering an intense 5-day interactive workshop. And you all said I don’t know how to party… 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Meh Meh Meh Grumble Grumble Grumble. You can quote me on that. 030
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future. They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship. 000
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That’s how I feel about most books and movies about the navy… the reactor scene in STAR TREK IV comes to mind. Fast Neutrons indeed. 010
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Find an actual expert in the same area of knowledge/skills and brainstorm what they would say and do in the specific situations in your story where their expertise matters. Everywhere else they are just people with hopes, dreams, fears, biases, and opinions. Experts are more than their expertise. 210
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’m still waiting to see what Pondee does in his next Muppet adventure… @paulecooley.bsky.social 110
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I was supposed to be deep asleep and dreaming... but what happened next will blow your mind! SPOILER: Damn you, Imsomnia. 110
Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." - Derek Zoolander 000