iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Doing my third? fourth? rewatch of Stargate SG1 and just it the two-fer season 7 ep 18/19 called HEROES. I completely forgot about this one and am sitting here with the waterworks. The deaths of good main characters always hit me hard. Damn.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

"Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain." - Eleanor Roosevelt

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

With mommy and daddy fighting so bitterly, I assume that no one is gonna see any DOGE kick back stimulus checks… except for the multimillionaires and billionaires? You know… per their plan all along? #Sarcasm #NoOneWasGettingADamnCheck

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Gosh, I sure hope Hillbilly Guyliner gets to go back to live with his true people after the divorce. #BanjoPlays #DingaDingDing

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

At this point in this timeline, we were supposed to have jetpacks, flying cars, world peace, and universal celebration of individual differences. Instead we have a bunch of hateful, ignorant f*ckers who want to screw people over instead of lifting them up.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Baby goat sleepover… that’s when you know you’re doing it right.

Baby goat sitting in the lap of a sexy dude.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I truly hope every single one of you has the day, week, month, and year you voted for. X1000 May you reap the hope and love… or the pain and horror… that you wished upon others. #FAFO

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

To the writer type-type-typing away at this story with evil glee: feel free to send us back to the other timeline anytime. Or at least write in some timely epiphanies for some of these fools.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

This timeline is the dumbest effing timeline ever… full of willfully ignorant, doppelgängers of friends and family I knew in the previous timeline.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Dammit. I woke up sexy as hell again. Why me?

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Mother BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP insomnia.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

“Not everyone gets a happy ending.” - Famous last words… at the massage parlor

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I really really really really really hate transitioning from third shift back to first shift. This effing insomnia is freaking crazy.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I swear, pixies must be real. Every time I go to look for a screwdriver, it’s the wrong type. If I want a flat head, all I find are Phillips heads. If I want to Phillips head, all I find our flat heads. F*cking fae tricksters.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I think it should be everyone’s goal to develop a standard “final word” that you can memorize and then cryptically mutter with your dying breath. I think mine is gonna be, “Dammit, now I’ll never be able to paint that pickle train.”

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

“Liar liar pants on fire.” Dear Lord, if that saying was true, there would be a f*cking inferno raging right now and a lot of screaming from a burning alpha-wannabe.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

To be clear: Those who demand that English becomes the official language of the United States are the same people who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, or between your and you’re.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Remember: You can’t spell “hatred” without “red hat”.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

The landslide is now churning down the mountainside heading for the ignorant little Village of America… and it’s picking up speed.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Just so we’re very clear: we are in the opening scene of the movie where they are explaining how the apocalypse happened. It’s no longer a “what-if” scenario. It’s happening. Right now. We are all just inconsequential background actors in this travesty that is unfolding.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

The only drawback in revisiting old friends by rereading a favorite book is having to relive the tragic parts and end up wet eyed again.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

I’m pretty sure this is why I could never be a hand model… despite having damn sexy hands. #FinalRenovations #StraightStretch

Picture of a raised left male hand with splatters of white paint all over it.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Re-listening to Jim Butcher’s “Battle Ground” and I am almost to THAT chapter. Not sure if I am emotionally capable of making it through it today. #IfYouKnowYouKnow.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Mo-Rons… from sea to shining sea.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Any brainless idiot can destroy… it takes a concerted effort to create.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Honestly, maybe at this point a pandemic on the level of THE STAND would actually be helpful… statistically speaking.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

This is truly the absolute worst alternate timeline I’ve had the misfortune to accidentally land in. Cannot wait until the next dimensional shift.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

The dilating eye exam does NOT play games… I can see people in x-rays.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Remember folks: a fart is just a butt burp of appreciation for yesterday’s meals.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

To all my friends and family being impacted (to vastly different levels) by this hatefully ignorant dystopian bullshit: we love you.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

“Do you wanna be my dad?” My word, but the Harry Dresden series really stabs me in the heart sometimes.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Happy Boston Molasses Flood Day everyone! 106 years ago today… a 50-foot tall molasses tank in Boston's North End burst, releasing 2.3 million gallons of molasses in a 25-foot wave.

Molasses flood devastation in Boston, 1919.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Mo-Rons. We’re surrounded by mo-rons.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

We just finished watching Brendan Fraser THE WHALE for the first time. Oh my word, what an intense and powerful film.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Kicking off the new year by delivering an intense 5-day interactive workshop. And you all said I don’t know how to party…

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Gah. Freaking insomnia. I can’t even.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Meh Meh Meh Grumble Grumble Grumble. You can quote me on that.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future. They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

I was supposed to be deep asleep and dreaming... but what happened next will blow your mind! SPOILER: Damn you, Imsomnia.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Everything is better with gravy.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty." - Derek Zoolander

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Cincinnati when the turkeys dropped.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I am so excited. I don’t know how I missed or forgot this, but my back just told me that it’s our birthday!!! According to my back, I am 387 years old today. At least that’s what it’s telling me it feels like.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The power of paint compels you!

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It is during bouts of insomnia like this that I really wish I could build a pillow fort and just climb into it and curl up. Yeah. That would be groovy.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Hive mind: looking for horror or monster movies from pre-1975 where the only way to destroy the monster is damaging their head. Think NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968) ghouls/zombies needing head trauma. What’cha got?

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

The movie IDIOCRACY was supposed to be an ironic parable of the stupidity of your fellow citizens and sheep mentality, not a How-To guide.

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Scott E. Pond @scottepond.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Here’s the plan. When the apocalypse happens, do not go to the local pub to wait it out. That’s silly. The idiots obviously know where the booze is. Instead, head to the library. None of them can even spell accurately, much less know where to find books. You’ll be safe there… plus: knowledge.

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