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Scott Marks

@scottemarks.bsky.social
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“There are no 'old' movies, really - only movies you have already seen and ones you haven't.” ― Peter Bogdanovich Art shouldn’t compete. Film Critic at the San Diego Reader. NO DMs!!! www.sandiegoreader.com/news/big-scr…

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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 26m
So I go to fill out my ballot and Page 35 of the information pamphlet is already filled in for the democrats. I called the local registrar of voters and they tried to pawn it off on one of my neighbors. Something's fishy. #voterfraud #votetampering
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 14h
The sound at tonight's screening of "The Social Reckoning" was so low only dogs could hear it. Do you know how hard it is to suffer through an Aaron Sorkin film and miss 60% of the dialogue? Then again, considering it’s a Sorkin script, maybe missing the other 40% would have been a blessing.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 14h
That's how Nelson Rockefeller died.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 14h
You know, mice exposed to colorization came down with chroma-somos dysentery.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 14h
Rockefeller? Can't say that I have. I did, however almost die from banging my 25-year-old assistant.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 18h
Alav ha-shalom, Eva Marie Saint.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 18h
I knew Kristy Noem's husband would bounce back from the divorce.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 19h
Topics range from extrapolating on the difference between concrete and cement — or "Cee-ment" if you’re one of "The Beverly Hillbillies" — to how to blast gum from pavement. John Wilson's "The History of Cement" is both educational and informative!
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Now playing: THE HISTORY OF CONCRETE (2026)
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 19h
Let 'em take out Mar-A-Lago.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 19h
I'm warning you, stay on topic. It sounds like a fucking fourth grade teacher. The whole point of these websites is to go off topic. Stick with the program.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 20h
She was shorter than Mickey Rooney?!
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 20h
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 20h
Drop some PHONES 📞🖤🤳 "HA-LOH!"
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 20h
tRump, not Iran, should never have an atomic bomb.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 20h
F. Murray Abraham for Listerine.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tRump asked that Iran take out San Diego and Los Angeles and instead God took out Jim Bakker. Rest in pieces.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they air them because the desperate colorizers lease their copies at a cut rate.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone who references Burt Mustin is a genius in my book.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On his ass.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wild funny stuff.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
COLORIZED?!
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After the divorce she'll sing like a canary.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Subtitles for Dummies.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Father Fine.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's my semi-annual reminder to fuck the polls. They're as reliable as a Ouija Board, palmistry, or a $5,000 check from the 🟠 🐖. Move your ass and VOTE!
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was five, and the 3 Stooges were interrupted due to an extra-inning Cubs game. Ch. 7 was showing "A&C Meet Frankenstein" and this shot of the Wolf Man sent me reeling to the safety of my mother's apron strings.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought this may have been done when you were younger.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this your handiwork? I've had it on my hard drive forever.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll never understand why people just post a movie title along with a screenshot from it. A chimpanzee can do that. ABSOLUTE PROOF (2021) Mike Lindell.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lewis agreed to make the movie under one condition: it would never play in America. I've seen it and I understand why.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feign illness.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It'll be in the hundreds all week!
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who cares so long as he hates tRump?
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alav ha-shalom, Big Black.
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Howard Stern's Wack Packer Big Black Was 'Extra Giggly' in Weeks Before Death: Friend
Howard Stern's Wack Packer, Big Black, seemed perfectly "fine" and was actually "extra giggly" in the weeks leading up to his death, according to his good buddy, Lawrence Coward.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Worse than Brickhouse after a 100 degree double-header.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Knowing tRump, he tickled Nixon's palm with his index finger.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jack Barry. Mr. Quiz Show scandal himself!
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too fucking funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, I know. I've seen it and have done my homework. That's why I dislike most horror movies. Keep all the latex-suited monsters, pea soup-puking children, and boogey men on Elm Street. There is nothing more horrifying than a Nazi.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never watched it. When it first aired, I was too busy falling in love with the movies to pay TV any mind. But, I have a habit of needing something to watch at bedtime, and this looked good. Besides, I love the show that spawned it and am willing to give it a try.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The auteur's auteur. Stop The Music!
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This year's best birthday present.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's with the schmates?
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Read up on Healy's history. The best thing the Stooges ever did was break from him. Nothing worse than a mean, syphilitic drunk.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saved the 2nd best for last. My favorite Norton is "The Score," and if you've seen it, you'll know why I love it.
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"PUT ON THAT RECORD, NORTON!"
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SCTV!!!
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SCTV - Benny Hill Street Blues
YouTube video by theOscarpool
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Scott Marks @scottemarks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dakota Johnson's “resting boredom face” genuinely makes Harrison Ford look like Jim Carrey. #Verity
sandiegoreader.com
Now playing: VERITY (2026)
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