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@scottdunsmore.bsky.social
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My mind is like a sponge, it soaks everything up. But squeeze it too hard & it all comes out. Ray Kroc is gone, and so is his Ghost.

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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1h
I just flipped to the local Fox affiliate to catch the local news only to find what can only be described as NASCAR Truck Series Parking. They're broadcasting a race from Charlotte that is currently in a red flag and all of the trucks are stopped on the track. Off to the NBC affiliate I go.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 1h
And when they don't hit right, they vaguely remind him of Tiffany.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 3h
I felt my arteries harden just reading this.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 10h
"We asked scientician Dan Szymborski."
Scientician: "Um..."
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 19h
I ain't gonna drop the link though. Don't need to look like I'm promoting him.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 19h
This is my advice for every voter in California for any office or proposition.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.ai.gov
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm just asking questions.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An Austin Hays extension would qualify as more payroll.
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a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
reminding myself that I wasn't raised a Padres fan I chose this pain
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Padres
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Kaya Scodelario: 'There's Always Next Year, Right?'
Alt: Kaya Scodelario: 'There's Always Next Year, Right?'
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now I'm picturing you as Timothee Chalamet trying to say, "Padres," to the dentist.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crig Steammen
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WANNABE LOSER SLOBS
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Padres
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Thor: Of Course
Alt: Thor: Of Course
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#Padres
Noted San Diego Padres fan, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, once again asking for them to score some runs
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Yeah, well, I'm gonna somehow work a healthy Musgrove into your batshit scenario, Rob, so they know it's being said under duress."
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#analysis #Padres
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Luke Skywalker: Every Word Was Wrong Meme
Alt: Luke Skywalker: Every Word Was Wrong Meme
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I look forward to next year when Musgrove is healthy for a full season." - Adam Wainwright, completely making shit up #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, so THAT'S why Musgrove is on the roster. Mop-up. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's almost like an inexperienced manager just throwing shit against the wall to see if any of it sticks. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vibes?
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaron has to hide his own Easter eggs. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's only the 6th inning. What's with giving FS1 shots of Surrender Cobras? #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uncle Andy isn't sending Aaron a Valentine's Day card. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Preller got fleeced. #analysis #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Throw Strikes Robbie Ray Challenge #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was a beautiful bat flip, too. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr. #Padres
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ABBA's Fernando: Can You Hear The Drums?
Alt: ABBA's Fernando: Can You Hear The Drums?
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#SimpsonsDidIt
Bart holding up a crystal skull that is actually a rare bottle of tequila
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the what? #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't believe Trump outlived me
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Robert Gasser? Robert barely know her. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He misplaced the pepper spray.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Padres win.
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Alanis Morissette's 'Thank You' Meme
Alt: Alanis Morissette's 'Thank You' Meme
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight is a great test for this new ICD. I hate it. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, not yet, anyway. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is so going to backfire on Crig. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' Reaction
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Padres
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Bill Burr's 'I Don't Like That' Reaction on SNL
Alt: Bill Burr's 'I Don't Like That' Reaction on SNL
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"The Digger of stolen base attempts" for today's youth.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bowen was beyond out. #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Padres
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Dan Gallagher (Joshua Jackson) Says 'I Like That'
Alt: Dan Gallagher (Joshua Jackson) Says 'I Like That'
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
William Robert
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Crone Zone Boned #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Niebla goes out to mound] "Pitch better." [Niebla goes back to dugout] #Padres
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Goosetheband Kinky
Alt: Hedley Lamarr Kinky
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don't need the ship's horn sound effect, #Padres.
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Scott @scottdunsmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Padres
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Man Says Uh-uh, I Don't Like It
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