Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Trump Wears Right Side of Face At Half Mast To Honor Charlie Kirkbsky.app 030 0
Reposted by Scott DikkersBenBella Books @benbellabooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Exciting news 🎉 — THE ONION STORY (coming 10/28!) by @scottdikkers.bsky.social has been featured on @wirobooks.bsky.social’s list of promising fall releases. Check out their full Sneak Preview: Fall 2025 list below! 🍂📚 011 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 16/06/2025When they came for the immigrants I said nothing. When they came for the trans people I said nothing. Pretty sure they’ll never come for me. Not aware of any poem on this. 040 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Thanks so much Lisa! What a lovely message to get! There are others of your kind (if you do FB): www.facebook.com/jimsjournalfacebook.comJim's JournalJim's Journal. 2,556 likes · 1 talking about this. This is the official facebook page of the comic strip "Jim's Journal" 010 0
Reposted by Scott Dikkers“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Elon Musk audio book from 2018, long before he was unelected as shadow president! @scottdikkers.bsky.social @hachetteaudio.bsky.social www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/not-e... 1271 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I wish people I make books about would stop taking over the world! 091 0
Reposted by Scott DikkersGod @thegodshow.com · 11/12/2024Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress. Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently. 1104489713 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 19/05/2024This doesn’t make sense: you need a license to fish but you don’t need a fish to be a parent. 150 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 19/05/2024The last thing I would expect to promote healing in the body is antibodies 041 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 17/05/2024He’s devoted, loves everything about you, and sticks with you no matter what. You don’t meet many people like that. Hold onto that stalker. 050 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 15/05/2024”Visualize whirled peas” is a funny bumper sticker, but nobody will be laughing if there’s a turd whirled whore. 010 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Why the shocked laughter when the champagne spills after the cork pops? That's what it does. Relax. 020 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Please accept my belated apology and best wishes. I assure you I’m not and have never been an anti-semite. By way of receipts, check out this pro-Jewish rant I posted on TIkTok that pre-dates your post: www.tiktok.com/@scottdikker... (5/5)tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 110 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024It was an insensitive joke for you—I get it. I didn’t I mean to malign you, your family, or your history and I’m sorry that I hurt you. I like you. I’ve always liked you. And working with you was an immense privilege and pleasure. (4/5) 010 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Of course I know the Jews were a brutally oppressed minority in Nazi Germany—I figure everyone knew this, and I was attempting irony. (3/5) 010 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024I remember what you’re talking about. I used to have a bit about how Spielberg made his definitive Holocaust movie but for some reason made a Nazi the protagonist. I imagined him at a story meeting saying, “The Jews aren’t a compelling protagonist because they don’t fight back.” (2/5) 010 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Hi Jack - thanks so much for sharing this story. I'm new to BlueSky and am just seeing it now. I’m so sorry to hear this memory has been haunting you for 25 years! I wish we had talked about it when we had lunch in New work in the mid-2000s, which I believe is the last time I saw you. (1/5) 010 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 11/05/2024Our cleanest, quietest, and most beautifully manicured neighborhoods are reserved for dead people 050 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 11/05/2024I got stuck with human-maintenance duty again today 020 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 10/05/2024What are you supposed to do with your arms? They just hang there. 020 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024The funny thing about anti-humor is that it’s not funny. 021 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024My diet is primarily weeds, garnishes, and nuisance plants. 030 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Reaction of first hominid to heat dried corn: 1. Shocked disbelief 2. Must be evil spirits 3. Needs butter 020 0
Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024Working on one of those “cute baby animals” books. Need a heartwarming story about maggots. 130 0
