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Scott Dikkers

@scottdikkers.bsky.social

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🦹‍♂️ Comedy Supervillain 📕 The Onion Story (Oct 28, 2025)

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Trump Wears Right Side of Face At Half Mast To Honor Charlie Kirk

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BenBella Books @benbellabooks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Exciting news 🎉 — THE ONION STORY (coming 10/28!) by @scottdikkers.bsky.social has been featured on @wirobooks.bsky.social’s list of promising fall releases. Check out their full Sneak Preview: Fall 2025 list below! 🍂📚

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

When they came for the immigrants I said nothing. When they came for the trans people I said nothing. Pretty sure they’ll never come for me. Not aware of any poem on this.

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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Elon Musk audio book from 2018, long before he was unelected as shadow president! @scottdikkers.bsky.social @hachetteaudio.bsky.social www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/not-e...

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God @thegodshow.com · 11/12/2024

Thou shalt not kill. Unless you’re a superpower, or a billionaire, or a health insurance company that’s bribed all of Congress. Then you get to do whatever you want, apparently.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 19/05/2024

This doesn’t make sense: you need a license to fish but you don’t need a fish to be a parent.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 19/05/2024

The last thing I would expect to promote healing in the body is antibodies

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

He’s devoted, loves everything about you, and sticks with you no matter what. You don’t meet many people like that. Hold onto that stalker.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 15/05/2024

”Visualize whirled peas” is a funny bumper sticker, but nobody will be laughing if there’s a turd whirled whore.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 14/05/2024

Birdwatchers are just bird perverts.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

Why the shocked laughter when the champagne spills after the cork pops? That's what it does. Relax.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

Our cleanest, quietest, and most beautifully manicured neighborhoods are reserved for dead people

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 11/05/2024

I got stuck with human-maintenance duty again today

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

What are you supposed to do with your arms? They just hang there.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

The funny thing about anti-humor is that it’s not funny.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

My diet is primarily weeds, garnishes, and nuisance plants.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

Reaction of first hominid to heat dried corn: 1. Shocked disbelief 2. Must be evil spirits 3. Needs butter

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

Working on one of those “cute baby animals” books. Need a heartwarming story about maggots.

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Scott Dikkers @scottdikkers.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

I resent having to eat.

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