Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Will Jim Bakker be buried in one of his buckets? 0111
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Been at this game for years!static.klipy.comOne Of UsALT: One Of Us 010
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember that part in Willy Wonka where they show a live chicken getting its head chopped off? Yeah. That one for me. 110
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the most Michigan Dad thing they’ve ever done. 011
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Literally was the second choice. Gotta leave something for Doomsday: Encore. 011
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My neighborhood clocking in with totally normal, totally affordable rental prices for available units. Great job, Daniel Lurie! Rent freezes are for poors that don’t work hard enough to create shareholder value. Love your Instagram videos, BTW. Keep slaying, gurl! 020
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You should try writing a sternly worded letter. That might fix it. 1110
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wait, was the meta message of Toy Story 5 that tech is boring therefore a movie about tech should also be boring? 120
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was in Hall H while they were promoting this and someone asked Jamie Fox why he was doing Stealth right after winning an academy award for Ray. He said “Mother fucker I need a pool!” 090
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally forced myself to listen to Life of a Showgirl Encore. As someone that went to the Eras tour twice this entire era has been the musical equivalent of this gif.static.klipy.comSideshow Bob RakesALT: Sideshow Bob Rakes 020
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comThat Guy Him: Hotdog Suit PointingALT: That Guy Him: Hotdog Suit Pointing 060
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Or you can do what I did about a decade ago…pull your pants up too fast, hit your balls juuuuuuust right and then you get to swell from a walnut to a russet potato in in 2 days. Bonus is you need to place a pillow underneath them when you sleep. Downside is you can’t walk comfortably for 6 months. 122
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026His son Nick was our companies computer guy. 2101
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You cannot convince me that these are two different people. IYKYK. 2231
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You can’t spell IGN without “Laying people off” 3290
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love that there is a Waggs from Biskitts in the bunch. 030
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comDr. Randall Mindy: It's Right ThereALT: Dr. Randall Mindy: It's Right There 080
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You did it with a PAPERCLIP?!static.klipy.comMacgyver 1985: Smiling by the PlaneALT: Macgyver 1985: Smiling by the Plane 120
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This and everything else I did there, discovery, and Disney 110
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’ve had multiple years of my work erased during either priority shifts or mergers. Always save multiple backups of everything you do right after you make something. Learned my lesson when Al Jazeera bought Current TV and erased everything to save on storage space.static.klipy.comFirst Time Meme: Man with NooseALT: First Time Meme: Man with Noose 291
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026But what if I have a $100 bill? Can I get 2000 nickels? 110
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Happy Honda Days have nothing on “Allah these Savings!” 070
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I always insisted that it was a better show than people gave it credit for. Seeing who worked on it now totally makes sense. 000
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My jealous reactionstatic.klipy.comDistressed Person in HelmetALT: Distressed Person in Helmet 010
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Stop gatekeeping the tornado machine I saw in all those BTS reels on TikTok where they had 50 SFX guys all wearing matching t-shirts shooting it at 100 different angles and walking in front of multiple cameras.static.klipy.comIts Still Real To Me Dammit WweALT: Its Still Real To Me Dammit Wwe 010
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The loss of Dolly Parton is devastating but I’m happy knowing there is probably a massive philanthropic surprise she planned for all of us posthumously that we could’ve never thought of that will benefit humanity for generations. 0110
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Are they sternly worded posts? If they were real ones they would send letters. 020
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026That was the first movie set I ever snuck on to. Got out of my finals in high school and rode my bike across town to the community center which they hastily had to use as the high school set and snuck on. Fast forward a couple of weeks and allegedly some of the cast crashed our prom at their hotel. 030
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It begins…static.klipy.comDerpy Ouroboros CartoonALT: Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon 140
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My friend made up the “Keep Tuscon Shitty” slogan. Screen printed shirts and sold them at his punk shows. Then some hipster copied his shirt design 1:1 and claimed he was the creator. Logo gentrification 020
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Saved you a click: ALF, Just the Ten of Us, Ice Pirates, That Darn Cat (1997 version), Michael Clayton, The Apple, Cool World, Dallas S3 E11-15, The Piano, The World According to Garp, Hondo (3D version), The Pirates of Darkwater, Hell Comes to Frogtown, Gigi, The Bicycle Thief. 1110
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hear that lefties?! Shape up or he’s gonna write another sternly worded letter and continue to do nothing! (Said like the punchline to “The Aristocrats”) “ABUNDANCE!” 030
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every episode recap starts with “Per our last episode…” 020
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“When reached for comment, Jodie Foster simply sent a link to the lyrics to Sabrina Carpenter’s song, ‘Tears.’l 000
Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I remember working at IGN when the Scott Pilgrim trailer released. Everyone was losing their minds, I stood up And said “this movie is gonna be snakes on a plane big, we’re talking Sucker Punch big. I was loudly booed in the office for my Sarcastic take.static.klipy.comStar Wars: Hondo Ohnaka Says 'I Was Right Again'ALT: Star Wars: Hondo Ohnaka Says 'I Was Right Again' 160
