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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My neighborhood clocking in with totally normal, totally affordable rental prices for available units. Great job, Daniel Lurie! Rent freezes are for poors that don’t work hard enough to create shareholder value. Love your Instagram videos, BTW. Keep slaying, gurl!

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You should try writing a sternly worded letter. That might fix it.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Wait, was the meta message of Toy Story 5 that tech is boring therefore a movie about tech should also be boring?

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finally forced myself to listen to Life of a Showgirl Encore. As someone that went to the Eras tour twice this entire era has been the musical equivalent of this gif.

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Sideshow Bob Rakes

ALT: Sideshow Bob Rakes

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who is getting job interviews these days?

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We did it everybody! We invented TV!

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Or you can do what I did about a decade ago…pull your pants up too fast, hit your balls juuuuuuust right and then you get to swell from a walnut to a russet potato in in 2 days. Bonus is you need to place a pillow underneath them when you sleep. Downside is you can’t walk comfortably for 6 months.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

His son Nick was our companies computer guy.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You cannot convince me that these are two different people. IYKYK.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You can’t spell IGN without “Laying people off”

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve had multiple years of my work erased during either priority shifts or mergers. Always save multiple backups of everything you do right after you make something. Learned my lesson when Al Jazeera bought Current TV and erased everything to save on storage space.

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First Time Meme: Man with Noose

ALT: First Time Meme: Man with Noose

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Happy Honda Days have nothing on “Allah these Savings!”

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“Push the cube into my chest.”

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The loss of Dolly Parton is devastating but I’m happy knowing there is probably a massive philanthropic surprise she planned for all of us posthumously that we could’ve never thought of that will benefit humanity for generations.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Saved you a click: ALF, Just the Ten of Us, Ice Pirates, That Darn Cat (1997 version), Michael Clayton, The Apple, Cool World, Dallas S3 E11-15, The Piano, The World According to Garp, Hondo (3D version), The Pirates of Darkwater, Hell Comes to Frogtown, Gigi, The Bicycle Thief.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hear that lefties?! Shape up or he’s gonna write another sternly worded letter and continue to do nothing! (Said like the punchline to “The Aristocrats”) “ABUNDANCE!”

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“When reached for comment, Jodie Foster simply sent a link to the lyrics to Sabrina Carpenter’s song, ‘Tears.’l

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Fugly Comb-over One-trick pony Short form Air guitar

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

While I didn’t do the whole state, I drove from Grand Rapids to traverse city using backroads, then Grand Rapids to Detroit doing the same. I didn’t see a single Stevens yard sign. Lots of AWS signage though. Take that for what it’s worth on Tuesday.(lots of GOP support for state senate candidates)

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Trio was a godsend for a pop culture obsessed xennial like me. Before YouTube this was the only place that proved fever dream shows like Cop Rock were real and you could watch old NBC Letterman episodes. Plus the series “Pilot Season” was eons ahead of its time.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I didn’t get to go to SDCC last week, but I’m getting the same thing here in Michigan.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Over the last week I’ve driven from Grand Rapids to the Upper Peninsila, mostly taking backroads. While highly unscientific I didn’t see a single Haley Stevens sign ANYWHERE. Lots of Abdul supporters/signs in surprising rural areas.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Massive loss for the record collecting scene in SF. I’ve spent thousands at Rooky’s & had hours of fun bullshitting with him about 60s Soul 45s. RIP Dick. The day you started calling me your “favorite customer” I could’ve floated on air. (he was a notorious grump) www.sfgate.com/local/articl...

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San Francisco record store legend Dick Vivian dies at 78

Dick Vivian, owner of Rooky Ricardo's record store, died in his home on Friday.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Line go up forever logic, but for human bodies.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’ve often cited this as one of the best and legitimately timeless intros to any TV Show. It could have been shot any year during the late 20th century.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Some people still think this is a joke but the Bush Administration did actually use Codename: Kids Next Door to inform strategy decisions in the Middle East.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

For some reason I don’t think all the sodomy in hell is that much of a punishment for him.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Have you tried writing a sternly worded letter?

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Look, I’m a big fan of her music but her output since this relationship has been terrible. This is crazy tacky and so tone deaf to the moment we’re in. Gonna listen to Sympathy is a Knife on repeat to cleanse my soul.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

He’s finally anatomically correct.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I used to think the kid in The Babadook was overacting. Then I told my 4 year old son that he couldn’t eat chocolate for breakfast.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

At least Jeffries is consistent with his love of letters.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

My favorite Captain Planet villain

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Done with the same energy and astonishment of me mixing dirt, sand, leaves, and twigs in a bucket of water to make a potion when I was 5 years old.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

He has a point. $9 of beef does have more nutritional value than $9 or cow manure.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

That He-Man movie made me feel like I was 5 years old again. It really felt like I was bashing my figures together on the living room floor again. Also I LOVED that Skeletor was basically the Filmation version of his character, insecurities, insults and all. Bummer we won’t get another.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

TIL today is the 40th anniversary of the Judas Priest show from Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Did Gen Z discover Culture Beat’s “Mr. Vain” recently? I went from not hearing that song in 30 years to hearing it 4 different times this week.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

You thought Twitter/Bluesky discourse was weird, check out the current discourse for professional pinball.

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Scott Bromley @scottbromley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It’s still so funny to me that this guy was the actual inspiration for the “EXCUSE I” Lonely Island digital short. IYKYK.

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