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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 12h
SI would have. 😉
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 29/09/2026
It will be interesting to see who goes along with this.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 29/09/2026
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Oof Meme Reaction
ALT: Oof Meme Reaction
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 28/09/2026
Betteridge's Law applies.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
Speaking of friction... You’ve read your last free article.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
Buzzhens
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
Womannheim Steamroller
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
It is definitely massive and not a good thing.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
1. Pay ACA premiums 2. Don't make any claims 3. ? 4. Profit!
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
Kansas album cover featuring mural of John Brown.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026
70% is "almost all"?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/09/2026
What seems to be the result of being smart can sometimes just be good luck, i.e. being at the right place at the right time.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/09/2026
Oh my god
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/09/2026
Election turnout was about 64% and Trump got almost 50%, so his voters represent only 32%.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/09/2026
I'll take "Things an Evil Person Would Say" for $400.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/09/2026
What did Sun Tzu say about midterms?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 25/09/2026
Better late than never?
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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“In 38 days, we have one last chance to get this right—to constrain the madness of King Donald, hasten the end of the MAGA sickness and reassert our values. “It’s up to all of us—we, the people—to get this done.” www.americaamerica.news/p/this-cant-...
americaamerica.news
This Can’t Go On for Two More Years
Swooning over China’s repressive communist dictator and belligerently acting out at the United Nations. Yes, it’s a psychiatric emergency.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/09/2026
Regression to the mean after COVID?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/09/2026
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/09/2026
It's pronounced Keveen. 😉
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/09/2026
Who is Mad King Donald saluting?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/09/2026
Who had more support?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/09/2026
Everyone agreed to support Biden.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 23/09/2026
She got 48.3% of the popular vote. Trump got 49.8%.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 22/09/2026
404 Media is pretty good too.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 21/09/2026
I can't wait for the new season of Ow! My balls!
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 21/09/2026
LLMs don't even understand how to count. They think there are only three 'e's in 'seventeen'. They do an amazing job of simulating the effects of understanding (except when they don't), and maybe they will some day, but the evidence doesn't support it today.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 20/09/2026
Again?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 20/09/2026
They're more like manicotti, aren't they?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 19/09/2026
It's not a hood, it's the top of the star.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 19/09/2026
Have they asked ChatGPT how to make money?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 18/09/2026
The seeds were there before, but Fox legitimized it and made it mainstream.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 18/09/2026
Why is chess even divided by gender in the first place?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
www.nbcnews.com/science/envi...
nbcnews.com
New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is slender, spotted and smaller than a house cat. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
I see I was not the first to make this joke. 😁
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
So, Great Britain is an island, the UK is a country, England Scotland and Wales are nations?
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
It is all very confusing. The UK is a country made of other countries? Then you have Canada, Australia, etc. who are somehow independent but also have the same King.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
Yes, Americans are notoriously bad at geography. I still think it's kind of pointless to argue over what is or isn't Britain/British since it depends so much on who is saying it and in what context.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
A watched bot never boils.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
My impression from across the Atlantic is that in practice, "British" usually means "English". I rarely see Welsh or especially Scottish people refer to themselves as British, although they technically are.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
He definitely was not given the benefit of the doubt by a large number of people, especially here.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/09/2026
Panpsychists would disagree with you about that.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Limozeen will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Limozeen from Homestar Runner
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 16/09/2026
Ķ
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 16/09/2026
Use 2112 as the soundtrack.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 16/09/2026
One of my favorite punch lines-- Dog 1: So, you're here to get fixed? Dog 2: No, to get my nails trimmed.
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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 16/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox...
en.wikipedia.org
The Fox and the Grapes - Wikipedia
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