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Letting people be wrong online since 2026.

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/09/2026

Kansas album cover featuring mural of John Brown.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Limozeen will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

Limozeen from Homestar Runner

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 15/09/2026

Dr. Strangelove with a familiar rigid smile.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 09/09/2026

Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/08/2026

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 25/08/2026

iHawk from Futurama with switch for irreverent or maudlin.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 04/08/2026

Google maps screenshot showing Frisco NC.

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 30/07/2026

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 30/07/2026

A flower growing out of a crack in a driveway.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 30/07/2026

Again? That trick never works.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/07/2026

Sam Elliott

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 26/07/2026

Calvin with a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 25/07/2026

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/07/2026

Jack is probably not much of a threat, or help.

Jack with Snoop Dogg

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 20/07/2026

I was curious what they look like

Rezvani Tank.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 19/07/2026

Good day for 19 year olds.

Kimi Antonelli

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 19/07/2026

Miller with fake hair painted on.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 12/07/2026

Graham Linehan

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 12/07/2026

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 11/07/2026

Mr. Wolf

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 10/07/2026

BJ Hunnicutt from MASH.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 06/07/2026

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 06/07/2026

Ambiguous antecedents are fun.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 06/07/2026

Oh noooooo

Jester from Disenchantment

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 05/07/2026

Nick Bosa in a MAGA hat, though.

Nick Bosa interrupting an interview while wearing a MAGA hat.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 05/07/2026

Dr. Evil saying "lasers".

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 03/07/2026

🤷‍♂️

Screenshot of weather app showing 102 degrees predicted at 5:00.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 01/07/2026

Say "I am alive"
>I AM ALIVE
Oh my God.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 30/06/2026

Michael Bolton in Office Space saying he won't change his name because the other Michael Bolton sucks.

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 23/06/2026

American Red Cross 4 gallon pin

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 21/06/2026

World Cup advertisement in Chinese. Google Translate says it means something like "Can't drink cow milk? Try soft milk."

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 13/06/2026

Edgewater, MD

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 27/05/2026

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/05/2026

Mythbusters "golf ball" car.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/05/2026

Elysian Space Dust IPA

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 24/05/2026

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/05/2026

Golden statue of Donald Trump.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 17/05/2026

I hate Maryland Republicans.

The Blues Brothers

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 15/05/2026

Spotted Dick dessert

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 13/05/2026

I hate New Hampshire Libertarians.

The Blues Brothers

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 10/05/2026

XKCD cartoon about Ea-Nasir

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 04/05/2026

This is how you get ghost ships.

The Flying Dutchman

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 03/05/2026

Dawkins: OMG! This butterfly is looking at me!

Butterfly with eye spots on its wings.

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 25/04/2026

The Mighty Favog

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 19/04/2026

Screenshot of the Wikipedia article on Blackwater with zero instances of the word "Nazi" found

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Scot Close @scotclose.com · 13/04/2026

Whalers on the moon from Futurama

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 09/04/2026

This one would do it for me.

Poison headcrab from Half Life 2

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 05/04/2026

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

The Skipper and Gilligan

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 04/04/2026

Mr. President, we cannot allow an emoji gap!

Scot Close @scotclose.com · 03/04/2026

Same

A damp hawk