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Crystal Preston-Watson

@scopicengineer.com
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Accessibility agitator in the streets, Accessibility agitator in the sheets. 24/7/365 absurdist. My opinions are my own not my employer. crystalprestonwatson.com a11ysavvy.com

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Eric Bailey @ericwbailey.website · 4h
The 11th edition of the @webaim.bsky.social Screen Reader User Survey is now live! This is a vital resource into better understanding how people who use screen readers actually operate your website or app. webaim.org/projects/scr... My commentary on it as a thread 🧵 #a11y
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WebAIM: Screen Reader User Survey #11 Results
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 23h
That AI song they played in Court that he wrote for his mistress should be considered in his sentencing because it was a crime on its own.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 27/09/2026
Going to my first and only speed dating event today. Will I meet someone? Almost certainly not because it's Denver and I'm Black and old. But life is about experiences and the price of admission is buying a cup of coffee. The place has good coffee so I get that and definitely an idea for a sketch.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 22/09/2026
The elimination of physical copies of video games, film/TV, music, etc is an accessibility barrier.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/09/2026
Started a new position today. It's been a year since I was laid off (9/2025). I wasn't particularly eager to stop consulting work but couldn't pass up an opportunity to finally branch out into different accessibility work and it being officially acknowledged than me taking on as extra (unpaid) work.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/09/2026
50 days until Midterm elections & SCOTUS is expected to decide whether to allow the administration to adopt new rules for mailin ballots. Disabled voters chose mail ballots at higher rates than any other demographic. If the rules are upheld it will prevent many of disabled people voters from voting
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Return to Sender: Accessible Voting and the Fight Over Mail-in Ballots - Crystal Preston-Watson
Federal law has promised disabled voters a private, independent ballot since 1965. This fall, the one method that reliably delivers it is the one under attack.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/09/2026
50 days until Midterm elections & SCOTUS is expected to decide whether to allow the administration to adopt new rules for mailin ballots. Disabled voters chose mail ballots at higher rates than any other demographic. If the rules are upheld it will prevent many of disabled people voters from voting
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Return to Sender: Accessible Voting and the Fight Over Mail-in Ballots - Crystal Preston-Watson
Federal law has promised disabled voters a private, independent ballot since 1965. This fall, the one method that reliably delivers it is the one under attack.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 13/09/2026
Though amber alerts already do so no need to double up on those
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 13/09/2026
I think a solution for that is to op-in for emergency alerts so posting accounts would have to check a box for alerts that could be pushed to your phone.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 13/09/2026
The public can subscribe to general feed or just their local or state feeds. I had bottomless mimosas at brunch so this isn't the most well thought out idea.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 13/09/2026
So let me know if this is a dumb idea but a social media platform that's exclusively for city/government/a local essential services to post alerts and other important news? Exclusive to those posting but everyone else could have an account to comment on.
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Steve Faulkner @stevefaulkner.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
💥Fireside Episode 2 with @scopicengineer.com #a11y #disability #music #magic rss.com/podcasts/fir...
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Crystal Preston Watson – Fireside Chat 25th November 2025 | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Episode 2I had the pleasure of chatting with Crystal Preston Watson recently. Despite the shambolic nature of my recording/editing it worked out OK.Full notes: Crystal Preston Watson – Fireside Chat 2...
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 07/09/2026
You have to put in hard work to find apple cider on menus and if they do have it they half ass the recipe and prep
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 07/09/2026
Me saying that Apple cider and spice are the Black people of Autumn flavors has caused quite the ruckus in my IRL online circle and I'm not sorry
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 07/09/2026
Can't wait until Google and Apple change New Mexico to New America. Everything is so unserious that it all becomes serious.
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Trump can’t stop changing the name of things and now has US state as his target
Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 29/08/2026
As a self-diagnosed corporation, I was caught doing stuff I wasn't supposed to. I know you are doing the same shit. If I go down, you all are coming with me.
A parody of an ad posted by Meta on social media platforms and in print newspaper calling on TikTok and YouTube to join them in supporting teens after coming to a settlement agreement. This parody says "An open letter to my ops to join me in sharing in the repercussions of my actions" at the bottom instead text that says 'Meta' next to the Meta logo. It instead says 'Crystal'.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 26/08/2026
My best friend and I constantly refer to this clip of Tim Curry from the game Command & Conquer
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 25/08/2026
I'm not one to be parasocial about celebrities but Dolly Parton was one of my exceptions. This definitely hurts.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 24/08/2026
A needed rewrite and update to an article I first posted in 2024.
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Hot in Here: Heat Waves, Climate Change, and Disability - Crystal Preston-Watson
I previously posted a version of this article in 2024 that did not list evidence and sources for some claims. This updated version corrects this oversight. As a record-breaking summer of extreme heat ...
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/08/2026
Also alt text still isn't available for Facebook in mobile browsers
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/08/2026
Would these actually be useful for me? Yes. Will I ever get a pair? No.
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Meta is giving away 15,000 AI glasses to blind and visually impaired people in Ireland - Engadget
Meta is donating 15,000 Ray-Ban Meta glasses to an Irish charity supporting people with sight loss.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 12/08/2026
When AI tries to mimic human imperfections it's too perfect and easy to distinguish from imperfection coming from a human brain. Ok that's all my thoughts for this week. It's my birthday week so my gift to myself is to not do so much thinking.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 12/08/2026
Sloppy, off-key, weird beats are the signs of a human in control. Until we deal with the regulation of AI, that all art will lean heavily into a sort of Wabi-Sabi (Japanese aesthetic that focuses on imperfections and impermanence) or to be real Gen Z with it 'Human Slop'.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 12/08/2026
the voice and lyrics are sloppy. Yeah it's not a 'polished' song but I think that's the very reason why it's popular. Now that a lot of music being pushed was created with AI, people are becoming highly suspect of music that is too polished and perfect.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 12/08/2026
This has nothing to do with accessibility so just a heads up. So I've been listening to the song Ghetto Love Story that's gone viral on social media. Yeah I'm old but I can't get with the belief that there's no good music being made anymore. I've seen people who don't like it say that
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 05/08/2026
It's the end of an era with the EA acquisition now closed. I won't be buying any new content for Sims4 unless they sell off Maxis (I hope). Buying all the content with my adult money was a gift to the kid that stopped getting gifts once she turned 10.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 28/07/2026
Can one truly be meme'd if no one shares said meme?
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 25/07/2026
If a company uses AI recruiters for interviews during their interview process then it's only fair that the person applying gets to use AI as well. If you're having a Pokemon battle you can't tell your opponent that they can't use a pokemon. It's in the Geneva Conventions.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 23/07/2026
The wild thing is many people are happy to let them. Acting like they also have millions and billions of dollars and that things being inaccessible is fine. At least until it isn't when they are personally affected.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 23/07/2026
The vast majority of people on this planet do not have the money to pay their way out of the serious effects and consequences of disability. The few people that are wealthy enough to do so are allowed to dictate that accessibility isn't necessary or worth investing in for everyone else.
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Frank Elavsky (he/him) ⌁ @frank.computer · 22/07/2026
In case anyone missed the announcement, here's my latest major work: Some takeaways: 1. Sighted people experience modality barriers too (so they need accessibility!) 2. Making non-visual stuff interactive and visual addresses #1 but also helps sighted people treat accessibility as a design space
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 19/07/2026
I am allergic to crustaceans but Sagan's star dust as my witness I am making a seafood boil tonight. The algorithm keeps pushing seafood boil videos on me so I am letting myself be influenced minus the ingredients that can kill me.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 17/07/2026
Schrödinger’s Mitch
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 17/07/2026
4 Billion votes were rigged by China using Colorado mail-in ballots in the 2020 election. The reason I know is because Xi Jinping called me on Zoom and promised me 9001 Socal Score XP if I helped.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/07/2026
LOL
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 14/07/2026
Summers have gone from the season of explosive Blockbusters to explosive diarrhea. There's no limited edition 32oz cup at McDonald's for that.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 10/07/2026
FedEx left a package next to a sign that said don't leave packages here because it's a public lobby - package stolen. Company sent a replacement that I would have to sign for. Wait all morning only to get an unable to deliver email with a picture outside the building showing they didn't even try.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 09/07/2026
I think we are which is why group chats are fast becoming the de facto social media platforms. They're hyper local where it's virtually impossible for anonymous trolls to cause havoc, no ads, no bots, no forced algorithms. There's time and place for mass social media but it shouldn't be the default
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 09/07/2026
I don't care what everyone thinks about everything. All media doesn't need to be mass social media. I think (at least hope) we're in the beginning of a tipping point where the somewhat novelty on the Internet connecting everyone and anyone at all times is wearing off for the majority of people.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell and I kiki'd for 20 minutes yesterday about digital accessibility. Then he gave me a minute by minute account of what happened to the Lost Colony of Roanoke.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 06/07/2026
I paid for 2 extra months of cobra instead of going through the state insurance exchange because that's how good my PCP is. Like he's worth the price.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 04/07/2026
Learn more about the event, buy a ticket to attend if you're local or request a link to watch a recording of the event starting July 10th.
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Accommodate This: A Night of Disability Pride Comedy
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 04/07/2026
I created this promo explaining why the date of my Disability Pride comedy event this Sunday July 5th is intentional. Giving a brief history of the Gang of 19, Denver and the modern Disability Rights movement.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 24/06/2026
Which is how D.L. Hughley spent one morning cracking jokes while I bounced around doing tasks, lol. Tickets still available: 7 pm Improv in the Dark, plus the Improv for Every Body class at 5:30 pm (16 spots). RiseComedy.com
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Denver Comedy @ RISE Comedy: The Best Improv Comedy Shows, Classes & Events
Discover Denver improv comedy shows at RISE Comedy! Hit and Run: Musical Improv®, Colorado's premier improvised musical comedy team, plus more. Join us for a night of laughs!
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 24/06/2026
A little surreal being interviewed by her. I was her intern for a semester on the KS107.5 Morning Show, gathering info for news spots, and she taught me ProTools (still comes in handy). The studio desk was so tall that I had to jump to reach anything on it.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 24/06/2026
Huge thanks to Kathie J at KOSI FM for having me on to talk accessibility, disability, and the upcoming Disability Pride event, Accommodate This, July 5th at @risecomedy.bsky.social here in Denver. Interview's live now: kosi101.com/watch
A screenshot of "The Kathie J Show" featuring Crystal Preston-Watson. The Kathie J logo appears at upper left in purple and white. Two webcam panels show the host, a woman with red hair seated at a microphone, and Crystal, a Black woman wearing a sparkly star-patterned eye patch, headphones, and layered chain necklaces, smiling broadly. A lower-third caption reads "Crystal Preston-Watson, Accessibility Advocate, crystalprestonwatson.com." A graphic in the lower left promotes "Accommodate This: A Night of Disability Pride Comedy — Accessibility and Laughter Center Stage," featuring disability-related icons.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 21/06/2026
I didn't know she was sick. I used to chat with her sometimes when I worked in the Rocky Mountain News newsroom on Saturdays. She even gave me a sweater once when she learned I was into thrifting. RIP
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth from me and this pint of Great Value ice cream.
A composite image showing packaging for Great Value 'Celebration Edition' Juneteenth ice cream, which is swirled red velvet and cheesecake flavored. The packaging features a vibrant red, yellow, and green background with a graphic of two Black hands giving a high-five, wearing colorful bracelets. The text reads: 'Our Story: Share and celebrate African-American culture, emancipation and enduring hope.'
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 13/06/2026
I am extremely excited to say that the Accommodate This: A Night of Disability Pride Comedy @kickstarter.com was fully funded so we can guarantee to have all needed accommodations. We have 4 more days and I would love to reach our stretch goal to pay our cast for their time and talents.
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Accommodate This: A Night of Disability Pride Comedy
Help us fund ASL interpreters, CART captioning, and inclusive instruction for our night of comedy celebrating Disability Pride month.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 10/06/2026
While you're here: The Kickstarter covers the access work ticket sales can't. Interpreters and captions aren't optional. They're the line between an event that says it's inclusive & one that is. Also depending on how much funding we get after the accommodations funds will go towards paying the cast
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Accommodate This: A Night of Disability Pride Comedy
Help us fund ASL interpreters, CART captioning, and inclusive instruction for our night of comedy celebrating Disability Pride month.
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