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Hayward (AD) @shiroiafterdark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How hard it is to get me off from oral sucks. If you’ve sucked me off before, I masturbate to the memory of it regularly. If you’ve yet to get me off from oral, get me good and baked. That seems to help.

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simplythewurst @simplythewurst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

we are the sons of the children oswin couldnt kill

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In my ideal world social connections could just be maintained via keep alive pings the same way computers do. I don't ever have shit to say sorry but I still want to be friends!!

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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

put this shit on every modern platform right now immediately

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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link

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Bo @bruskaroo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

happy birthday papa

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roscoe.roscoe 🔜 MFF @rudemydude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I used to think people complaining about the petit bourgeois were annoying but after seeing countless ai generated food menus I think all small business owners should die

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The wheelchairs at this airport are constantly playing this annoying chime and I understand it's so that people notice you but also. It's very annoying especially when there are multiple and you can constantly hear it. I can't imagine actually having to use one.

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

McDonald's across from my gate has had a blue screen for at least half an hour now

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

PA being so low is funny though

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not that far north but I did grow up in the northeast + Hollywood influence ig

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My new work webcam makes me feel like the blue eyes meme 😭

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The contrast in attitude regarding AI between people I see online/people I know personally and my coworkers is so funny. I regularly read emails and announcements that are obviously written by ChatGPT and nobody cares or tries to hide it lol

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I'm not a masochist genuinely but sometimes I feel a certain kind of pain and I get it

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I'm on week 4 of growing a beard and it's still a sensory nightmare. I like how it looks but it's annoying to lay on and it's annoying to feel around my mouth. Does it ever get better :(

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

You may hate some chess openings but do you hate the Giuoco Piano this hard

Chess game (I am White) with the moves 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. Bc4, a version of the Giuoco Piano opening. Black resigned.

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bug @buggle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

happy pride month

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

It would be really funny if the thing that finally gets me to start exercising after all these years is the prospect of getting hairier

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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

June 1st

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Being a competent procrastinator at work is funny bc people will praise me for doing/fixing things that took me like 4 hours to start and 10 minutes to actually do. They don't even know my potential power

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Slow work days on vyvanse have me on sniffies at 10am

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Unfortunately it feels like this site fumbled the ball really hard on becoming the new twitter for several reasons, not all of them entirely its fault. But inept staff and the culture it's cultivated have ended up with a twitter that's mostly occupied by the most annoying libs ever and furries

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

*to the tune of losing my religion* farting in the bathroom

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I left my phone in my car at work and it took me an hour to notice... #unplugged

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

what if cutting a strand of hair made a loud popping noise. imagine the barbershop

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I wish I could have earbuds in for more than half an hour without my ear feeling inflamed

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

How tf did this happen when I scheduled online and type my name

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I just wanna huff some balls man

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Having to pretend like I'm not ecstatic that my work laptop's camera isn't working

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I've truly become too important at work

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Realizing some things about myself

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

The awesome @myanmor.bsky.social drew my sona and it's amazing you must look at it

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Aryeh @aryehcw.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Bluesky will never produce a post like this.

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Can't wait to start using this image

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Knest @knest.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Gotta SMACK it

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

seeing people be like "emre is so hot" and I have to ????? for a second until I remember I share a name with an overwatch character now

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I need to slut myself out but the gay scene in this city is dead asf!!!!

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

#6 (I'm not doing these daily lol): fruit. Made this one an exercise in shading, still not sure about the best way to shape the highlights/shadows but we'll get there

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Scootz ☭ 🇵🇸 @scootz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Day 5: celebration. Decided to just reference the :partying_face: emoji (apple version). Was originally going to do shading but I cbf lol. First one of these I did on a 64x64 canvas (instead of 32x32) (palette: NES)

Pixel drawing of the partying face emoji

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