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I know people who think this. They listen to Joe Rogan a lot so I think he had someone on that must have said that. But they can't be convinced otherwise because any evidence to the contrary is dismissed as faked. It's extremely infuriating to see this be given more attention.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Sorry, my ass was falling asleep

A man standing up in a room full of sitters

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Winning the lottery would be good for my mental health

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

They say absolute power corrupts absolutely

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Thanks to adaptive cruise control, I now have more time to look at the billboards that I pass by!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Never underestimate a woman's desire to do a British accent

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

They always say right foot forward, until you do it snowboarding, then they have the nerve to call you goofy? Well uhyuck you then!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

give it a few years and you'll yearn for the prices we have now

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Dear restaurants: a location is not a menu! If I go to your website looking for the menu, I'm looking for the chance to convince me to eat at your place, especially if it's somewhere I haven't been before. I don't want to order online or download your app or some other dark pattern!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

One of my favorite things is teeing up a friend for a joke. They don't always get it, but when they do it feels like our brains are touching. The shared braincell.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I love it when a friend tells you about someone else's obsession, and then seeing them in person at a later time. It's like they built a person around this trait and I got a sneak peak at the inspiration.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I love how the old scooby doo cartoons were filmed in front of a live audience

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

How to clean the house/apartment Step 1: open up your homework Step 2: procrastinate

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It's too late, I've already recalled and relived the moment hundreds of times and turned a memory of a good thing into a disaster

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

If I were to campaign for president, my first promise would be to ban ALL ads. Some industries may die, but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to take to make us into a real country again

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

You dare disturb my slumber with your shit after I ate a late night pizza? You bowel beast!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Great stories are built upon the foundations of the timeless classics that precede them

Corban Dallas and Leeloo Dallas show their multipass

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Please sir, you can't attack Japan. My oshi lives there!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

dungeon crawling but you're just a dungeoness crab

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

To prepare for Thanksgiving, I'm doing the dairy cleanse (drinking a bunch of milk like a laxative)

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

They don't want you to know this, but www actually stands for wide woman winter

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Frutiger Aero my beloved

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Social anxiety is fun because you have this little bully in your head that tells you how much you fucked up after every social interaction, as if everyone was just faking enjoying your company and secretly loathes you.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

October actually lasts from the first day of fall until the day before Thanksgiving, not many people know this

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I am a stardew valley friendable npc and the thing I love most are discord reactions to my posts

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

It's time for a Totenkopf of the left

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

AI has ruined the name Al

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Computer, turn my homework into an erotic video so my gooner brain can pay attention

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Girl: *stares at me intently* Me: does she fucking hate me?

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I used to play this game with a Thrustmaster flight stick! Amazingly it held up to the abuse

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Did they actually make a PS4 or did they skip right to the PS5

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Unfortunately I live in the one state they don't operate in. Can you describe them for me?

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

what its like to see woman

Biker guy with leather jacket and bandana from the show "I think you should leave" who is so excited seeing other vehicles like cars and busses as enhanced motorcycles. Over-the-top excited to see everyday things.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I always cut the hitler part of my facial hair first in the morning because I won't be caught slacking. Even in an emergency like an earthquake or a fire, I'll never join their stupid little club.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Lactose intolerant gang stand up, no wait hang on gotta sit down. Okay, stand up, no wait gotta sit down again.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Cats are so relatable because every time they're in pain they try to run from it

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