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Dear restaurants: a location is not a menu! If I go to your website looking for the menu, I'm looking for the chance to convince me to eat at your place, especially if it's somewhere I haven't been before. I don't want to order online or download your app or some other dark pattern!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

One of my favorite things is teeing up a friend for a joke. They don't always get it, but when they do it feels like our brains are touching. The shared braincell.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I love it when a friend tells you about someone else's obsession, and then seeing them in person at a later time. It's like they built a person around this trait and I got a sneak peak at the inspiration.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I love how the old scooby doo cartoons were filmed in front of a live audience

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

How to clean the house/apartment Step 1: open up your homework Step 2: procrastinate

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It's too late, I've already recalled and relived the moment hundreds of times and turned a memory of a good thing into a disaster

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

If I were to campaign for president, my first promise would be to ban ALL ads. Some industries may die, but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to take to make us into a real country again

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

You dare disturb my slumber with your shit after I ate a late night pizza? You bowel beast!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Please sir, you can't attack Japan. My oshi lives there!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

dungeon crawling but you're just a dungeoness crab

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

To prepare for Thanksgiving, I'm doing the dairy cleanse (drinking a bunch of milk like a laxative)

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

They don't want you to know this, but www actually stands for wide woman winter

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Social anxiety is fun because you have this little bully in your head that tells you how much you fucked up after every social interaction, as if everyone was just faking enjoying your company and secretly loathes you.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

October actually lasts from the first day of fall until the day before Thanksgiving, not many people know this

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

I am a stardew valley friendable npc and the thing I love most are discord reactions to my posts

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

It's time for a Totenkopf of the left

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

AI has ruined the name Al

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Computer, turn my homework into an erotic video so my gooner brain can pay attention

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Girl: *stares at me intently* Me: does she fucking hate me?

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Did they actually make a PS4 or did they skip right to the PS5

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

what its like to see woman

Biker guy with leather jacket and bandana from the show "I think you should leave" who is so excited seeing other vehicles like cars and busses as enhanced motorcycles. Over-the-top excited to see everyday things.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I always cut the hitler part of my facial hair first in the morning because I won't be caught slacking. Even in an emergency like an earthquake or a fire, I'll never join their stupid little club.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Lactose intolerant gang stand up, no wait hang on gotta sit down. Okay, stand up, no wait gotta sit down again.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Cats are so relatable because every time they're in pain they try to run from it

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Making a cat cafe / strip club fusion bar called Kitties n' Titties

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Nothing feels better in this world than spending more on lunch than you earned that morning

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Spring is a strange time because one moment there are no smells, then you sneeze and the world suddenly smells floral.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Saw a buddy I hadn't seen in a long time yesterday and ended up pissing myself out of excitement. I feel so embarrassed.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

If American capitalism is so inventive, why can't I buy huge? Experts say you need 12 hugs a day, and I think most people are living with a hug deficit. So I present to you my brand new company: Huggies (copyright pending).

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The thing about the arts is that usually the better an artist is, the stranger they are. It's a trait that we as a society should really be valuing more. Conformity is a weak person's virtue.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Speed running polycule valentines day by watching every twitch streamer on February 14th simultaneously.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

People are telling me there was a civil war going on at this time. Give me a break; there's nothing civil about war.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Suffolk is short for suffering folk

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

[In 1864] The price of clothes has increased steadily in recent months due to shortages. Lincoln's economy is bad for big business and bad for consumers!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Really enjoying this world we've built where the most insane and bloodthirsty among us are granted the most power over us.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Watching an educational YouTube video and going "source?" every time they talk.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

If I were president, I would do a lot of good things, sure, but if I really wanted people to remember me, I would revoke the citizenship of everyone with a name I pull out of a hat.

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Just started wiping my ass with my hands. If it was good enough for my ancestors its good enough for me!

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Scoobs @scoobs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Nothing excites the floaters in my eyes more than staring into a hundred bright ass headlights.

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