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That was the weirdest 2 minute drill I’ve ever seen. 1st and 10, you throw to your check down in bounds for 3 yards TWICE with less than 1:30 left. Just like how they drew it up.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“I just got a phone call from a resident. We need a new street sign for Burney Lane.” “Ok, is that with an ‘i’ or a ‘u’ . . . whoops, never mind, I already hit ‘submit.’”

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That makes me think of Burney Lane in Mt. Washington that, for some reason, changes to Birney Lane somewhere along the route.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can you then dump it at Scott Satterfield’s house? Or would he be celebrated for killing it?

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The last time I saw a UC coach this embarrassingly incompetent, aloof, and downright stupid, Alabama made him their US Senator.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just saying: Vanderbilt was a 3.5 point favorite over NC State.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Scott Satterfield should be fired at the Metro stop outside TQL.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Chuck Martin looks like Temu Greg Schiano. And Scott Satterfield is Temu Dabo Swinney.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Stay tuned for next week’s listicle of “10 times we thought Joe Burrow was injured, but he wasn’t.”

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

OSU trying to make the most of Ted Cruz karma in the first quarter with the points off turnovers.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

JC French IV just sounds like the name of a QB who will throw 3 interceptions in the Independence Bowl.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If LV could make a Pacific Chill or Afternoon Swim last longer than two hours on my skin, sure!

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nebraska v Ohio U vomit count: 1

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yeah, but they would have been fine if they asked Gemini to filter out plans taken from “127 Hours,” and “Alive.”

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

And if you have more than one QB by that name, it’s Bakers Mayfield.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Will Mike Norvell be the first coach fired in Week 0?

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Little known fact: Buck Martinez is Martin Short’s longest running character.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I think there will be the same number of Southern Cal fans at South Carolina’s opener as there are today at LA Memorial.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

No better way to kick off Week Zero than watching Fordham fumble 4th and goal from the 1 and then give up a 99 yard drive.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Gotta stop handing out participation trophies for snowflakes like this clown.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can we expect Mock Trial to be added to the list?

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

And no, giving your child emergency medical care is not grounds for contempt in any share parenting plan that I’ve ever written, read, or litigated over in Ohio.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is the type of guy who comes into my office and says “family courts are biased against men” and I’m often left telling them, “no, it’s just biased against parents like you.”

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Oh, that reminds me. A Calvin peeing bumper sticker. I won’t judge about a Hobbes tattoo, though.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Necktat. Wearing tank top undershirts as outerwear. T-shirts complaining about their wives. Sunburned everywhere except where their Oakley sunglasses cover their eyes.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Hate to break it to you, but if you have watched any other Adam Sandler movie, you have.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I’ve yet to meet someone under the age of 65 who has a problem with roundabouts unless they’re trying to be a pied piper for Boomer votes. I’m sure they won’t protest this way when all those vacant industrial sites in New Richmond become data centers either.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Mike Brown joins Mark Madsen as the only two people in the universe to celebrate an NBA championship by singing “Who Let the Dogs Out?”

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

The NHL should institute a rule change requiring an 8th seed to fire their coach in March and hire Torts. If they win the Cup with him, their punishment is they have to hire him for the following season.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I don’t hate the move to the Bengals if they can’t get Caleb Downs at 10. I *will* hate it if/when they refuse to extend his expiring contract.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Steering a generation of kids home sick from school into careers in law enforcement.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Donald Sterling’s reputation as an owner could have taken a different turn if they did this in the late 80’s.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Oh, you know the guy visited Gatlinburg for vacation and said “I could see myself living here” and applied for a job after eating some lukewarm ribs at Bennett’s Pit Barbecue.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Clermont is the most frightening of them all.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Sure it’s 3 on 3, but it’s 5 on 3 when Quinn is on the ice with his ghosts.

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