Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh, the guy who was fired from his last job for sending racist, homophobic, and misogynistic emails? Shocking. 121
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PJ Fleck about to win his first Little Brown Jug or lose it spectacularly. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Care to go double or nothing on Shrek Shots, @rooster.info? 020
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s depravity and then there’s tuning in to Live Barn because there’s nothing else on TV early Sunday morning. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Michigan:static.klipy.comRasheed Wallace: Ball Don't LieALT: Rasheed Wallace: Ball Don't Lie 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The last time I saw a UC coach this embarrassingly incompetent, aloof, and downright stupid, Alabama made him their US Senator. 094
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just saying: Vanderbilt was a 3.5 point favorite over NC State. 011
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Scott Satterfield should be fired at the Metro stop outside TQL. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Chuck Martin looks like Temu Greg Schiano. And Scott Satterfield is Temu Dabo Swinney. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026OSU trying to make the most of Ted Cruz karma in the first quarter with the points off turnovers. 100
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026JC French IV just sounds like the name of a QB who will throw 3 interceptions in the Independence Bowl. 011
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If LV could make a Pacific Chill or Afternoon Swim last longer than two hours on my skin, sure! 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Yeah, but they would have been fine if they asked Gemini to filter out plans taken from “127 Hours,” and “Alive.” 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And if you have more than one QB by that name, it’s Bakers Mayfield. 020
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Little known fact: Buck Martinez is Martin Short’s longest running character. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think there will be the same number of Southern Cal fans at South Carolina’s opener as there are today at LA Memorial. 120
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026No better way to kick off Week Zero than watching Fordham fumble 4th and goal from the 1 and then give up a 99 yard drive. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Gotta stop handing out participation trophies for snowflakes like this clown. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This is the type of guy who comes into my office and says “family courts are biased against men” and I’m often left telling them, “no, it’s just biased against parents like you.” 121
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Mike Brown joins Mark Madsen as the only two people in the universe to celebrate an NBA championship by singing “Who Let the Dogs Out?” 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The NHL should institute a rule change requiring an 8th seed to fire their coach in March and hire Torts. If they win the Cup with him, their punishment is they have to hire him for the following season. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I don’t hate the move to the Bengals if they can’t get Caleb Downs at 10. I *will* hate it if/when they refuse to extend his expiring contract. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Red Sox fans should be used to a guy with a last name sounding like “Buckner” blowing things for them against NL teams.media.tenor.coma baseball game is being played on a field with a pitcher throwing a ball .ALT: a baseball game is being played on a field with a pitcher throwing a ball . 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Sure it’s 3 on 3, but it’s 5 on 3 when Quinn is on the ice with his ghosts. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 08/02/2026God almighty, this reads like a Maureen Dowd column. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I’m just on here to inform you that if these kids were a year older, they’d be Squirts and not Mites according to USA youth hockey. That’s right, they’d be Hershey Squirts. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Duke Tobin: “But beyond that, we have a football team that has a lot of positives to build on and a lot of things we're proud of and a lot of reasons for optimism. “ As a Bengals fan, this is probably the greatest source of that optimism: 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Luke Hughes is going to be at the Olympics with peak rink rat energy asking his parents for popcorn money and running up and down the concourse with the other younger siblings while Jack and Quinn play. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/12/2025We will be a proper city soon with proper Slop Bowls. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Leave Christmas Day to the NBA.media.tenor.coma woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen " 100
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 23/12/2025If restaurants did substitutions like Kroger: “What would you like to drink?” “Do you have Coke Zero?” “No, but we have Pepsi.” “Do you have Diet Pepsi?” “No.” “What do you have?” “Coke. Diet Coke. Pepsi.” 020
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Imagine paying face-level NFL ticket prices to: 1. Attend a football game with subzero wind chills. 2. Discover the seat you paid for is covered in snow. 3. Watch your team lose 24-0 to a rival. You don’t have to imagine this if you’re a Bengals fan! 020
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Mark Richt did a better job covering the Billy Graham Rule than covering the spread his teams had against the Florida Gators. 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 07/12/2025The ACC has a new logo.media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words ifun.ru below itALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words ifun.ru below it 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Instead of a coin toss, the team that can eat the most soup, salad, or breadsticks and choose to kick, receive, or defer. 020
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025“Penn State Head Coach Brian Smith” has a ring to it. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Cue Brian Kelly humming selections from the Stephen Foster songbook while scoring a bottle of Stagg Junior from the secondary market. 000
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Who said it better?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says " serious people "ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " serious people " 010
Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Tell me it’s Senior Day without telling me it’s Senior Day. 000