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Scott Hoberg

@scoberg.bsky.social
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Cincinnati attorney. Posts aren’t legal advice. Whatever we call retweets on here aren’t endorsements. I will annoy you during baseball season.

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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, the guy who was fired from his last job for sending racist, homophobic, and misogynistic emails? Shocking.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bryce Underwood, folks
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PJ Fleck about to win his first Little Brown Jug or lose it spectacularly.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Care to go double or nothing on Shrek Shots, @rooster.info?
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s depravity and then there’s tuning in to Live Barn because there’s nothing else on TV early Sunday morning.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michigan:
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Rasheed Wallace: Ball Don't Lie
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last time I saw a UC coach this embarrassingly incompetent, aloof, and downright stupid, Alabama made him their US Senator.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just saying: Vanderbilt was a 3.5 point favorite over NC State.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scott Satterfield should be fired at the Metro stop outside TQL.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chuck Martin looks like Temu Greg Schiano. And Scott Satterfield is Temu Dabo Swinney.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OSU trying to make the most of Ted Cruz karma in the first quarter with the points off turnovers.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JC French IV just sounds like the name of a QB who will throw 3 interceptions in the Independence Bowl.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If LV could make a Pacific Chill or Afternoon Swim last longer than two hours on my skin, sure!
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nebraska v Ohio U vomit count: 1
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, but they would have been fine if they asked Gemini to filter out plans taken from “127 Hours,” and “Alive.”
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And if you have more than one QB by that name, it’s Bakers Mayfield.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Little known fact: Buck Martinez is Martin Short’s longest running character.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think there will be the same number of Southern Cal fans at South Carolina’s opener as there are today at LA Memorial.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No better way to kick off Week Zero than watching Fordham fumble 4th and goal from the 1 and then give up a 99 yard drive.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gotta stop handing out participation trophies for snowflakes like this clown.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is the type of guy who comes into my office and says “family courts are biased against men” and I’m often left telling them, “no, it’s just biased against parents like you.”
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Mike Brown joins Mark Madsen as the only two people in the universe to celebrate an NBA championship by singing “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The NHL should institute a rule change requiring an 8th seed to fire their coach in March and hire Torts. If they win the Cup with him, their punishment is they have to hire him for the following season.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
YAY WILD!
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don’t hate the move to the Bengals if they can’t get Caleb Downs at 10. I *will* hate it if/when they refuse to extend his expiring contract.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Red Sox fans should be used to a guy with a last name sounding like “Buckner” blowing things for them against NL teams.
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a baseball game is being played on a field with a pitcher throwing a ball .
ALT: a baseball game is being played on a field with a pitcher throwing a ball .
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sure it’s 3 on 3, but it’s 5 on 3 when Quinn is on the ice with his ghosts.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Welp.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Didn’t crash the net there
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Boldy!
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
God almighty, this reads like a Maureen Dowd column.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Four years later we won the trade!
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I’m just on here to inform you that if these kids were a year older, they’d be Squirts and not Mites according to USA youth hockey. That’s right, they’d be Hershey Squirts.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Not the news I wanted to see tonight.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Cigs wore it better.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Duke Tobin: “But beyond that, we have a football team that has a lot of positives to build on and a lot of things we're proud of and a lot of reasons for optimism. “ As a Bengals fan, this is probably the greatest source of that optimism:
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Luke Hughes is going to be at the Olympics with peak rink rat energy asking his parents for popcorn money and running up and down the concourse with the other younger siblings while Jack and Quinn play.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
We will be a proper city soon with proper Slop Bowls.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Leave Christmas Day to the NBA.
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a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
If restaurants did substitutions like Kroger: “What would you like to drink?” “Do you have Coke Zero?” “No, but we have Pepsi.” “Do you have Diet Pepsi?” “No.” “What do you have?” “Coke. Diet Coke. Pepsi.”
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Imagine paying face-level NFL ticket prices to: 1. Attend a football game with subzero wind chills. 2. Discover the seat you paid for is covered in snow. 3. Watch your team lose 24-0 to a rival. You don’t have to imagine this if you’re a Bengals fan!
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Mark Richt did a better job covering the Billy Graham Rule than covering the spread his teams had against the Florida Gators.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
The ACC has a new logo.
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a close up of a man 's face with the words ifun.ru below it
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
MACtion #drunj
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
So much MACtion for a noon kickoff.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Instead of a coin toss, the team that can eat the most soup, salad, or breadsticks and choose to kick, receive, or defer.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“Penn State Head Coach Brian Smith” has a ring to it.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Cue Brian Kelly humming selections from the Stephen Foster songbook while scoring a bottle of Stagg Junior from the secondary market.
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Who said it better?
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a man in a suit and tie says " serious people "
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Scott Hoberg @scoberg.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Tell me it’s Senior Day without telling me it’s Senior Day.
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