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scm @scm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So the US were closely tracking rural diesel thieves in the UK were they? What an absolute fucking clown. 🤡

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If they had the name Jacq Lysander they could all sound gay too. 👍

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lived there. Can confirm.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Aerosmith had imploded on an absolute mountain of drugs prior. The fact they’re even performing is a miracle. Run DMC effectively gave them a second life.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

2 weeks into the puppy and firmly in the exhausted ‘why the fuck have we done this?’ phase.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Generally 1/3 of the population are just the worst, and he’s too bad for almost half of them.

Mine wakes up on the hour at night. We’ve worked out he can hold his bladder for at least two. Wants a cuddle. Sweet, but Jesus…

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Socialising the pup pre 2nd vaccination is effectively me walking round St Albans looking like Bob fucking Carolgees.

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A blokey Manc Starmer. That’ll do it. 😑

The conservative mindset- I only give a shit if it affects me directly. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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I’m beginning to think our new PM might be just as shit as the last one…

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Counterpoint: Fuck him.

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The ‘let’s try to appeal to those who’llnever vote for us and piss off those who did’ strategy is still in full force, I see. Excellent.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just found some ‘Twitter before it was evil’ merch at the back of the cupboard. Those were the days, eh? Anyway, cheers.

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The current gammon FB argument is that stabbing the RNLI boat is not a crime as no one was in it. So let’s start slashing the tyres on their empty cars. It’s legit, apparently.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you gave AI the command ‘write in the style of gonzo journalism, but infinitely shitter’.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If it was ‘actually’ racist - it would definitely work today. BBC relentlessly promotes Farage, Reform and Tory bigotry, then clutches pearls about some sketches. The fucking state of it.

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Times have a-changed. PR was full of poshos making it up as they went along back in the day. And I worked with AMV/ Leo Burnett. Literally everyone was snooty, bar the media and creative depts.

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There you go sane-washing this fucking maniac again. Pathetic.

“If I can’t have sex with men, neither can you.”

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A true conservative. Only a thing if it affects them directly.

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Kraft saying he’s donating $2m to ‘the region’ is the equivalent of me chucking 2p onto the road to ‘help the homeless’.

scm @scm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Poor old Ed Sheeran, eh? I hear Kid Rock’s available.

scm @scm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Stayed downstairs with a new puppy last night. Breeders gave us a (sealed plastic bag) dog “scented” blanket and essential oils to help it settle. A night of no sleep, a screaming puppy and pissed-off neighbours would have been infinitely preferable to that stench. Un. Believable.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Meet Ted. He’s a good boy. I would say nicer things about him but I had to take him outside 5 times last night. 😩

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A two party system always gives you the same two options. Evil or incompetent. Them’s the choices.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“We’re in Ireland. Everyone wear green!” Why? Because!