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scm @scm.bsky.social · 21h

The Mummy felt more like like an Evil Dead film than the Evil Dead film…

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Celebrity Traitors: National treasure or a fucking idiot? I was a. I’m firmly in the b camp now. Silly silly man.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

‘They cheated on an industrial scale but they give us money’ isn’t a great position for a PM. Labour. One step forward, two steps back. As ever.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I lived in a very wealthy part of Northern California. My experience of the police there was that they were there to protect and serve the rich. The Cornell case has done nothing to change my mind.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So the US were closely tracking rural diesel thieves in the UK were they? What an absolute fucking clown. 🤡

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

2 weeks into the puppy and firmly in the exhausted ‘why the fuck have we done this?’ phase.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Socialising the pup pre 2nd vaccination is effectively me walking round St Albans looking like Bob fucking Carolgees.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m beginning to think our new PM might be just as shit as the last one…

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just found some ‘Twitter before it was evil’ merch at the back of the cupboard. Those were the days, eh? Anyway, cheers.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The current gammon FB argument is that stabbing the RNLI boat is not a crime as no one was in it. So let’s start slashing the tyres on their empty cars. It’s legit, apparently.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kraft saying he’s donating $2m to ‘the region’ is the equivalent of me chucking 2p onto the road to ‘help the homeless’.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Poor old Ed Sheeran, eh? I hear Kid Rock’s available.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Stayed downstairs with a new puppy last night. Breeders gave us a (sealed plastic bag) dog “scented” blanket and essential oils to help it settle. A night of no sleep, a screaming puppy and pissed-off neighbours would have been infinitely preferable to that stench. Un. Believable.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Meet Ted. He’s a good boy. I would say nicer things about him but I had to take him outside 5 times last night. 😩

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A two party system always gives you the same two options. Evil or incompetent. Them’s the choices.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Genuine question. The Jehovah’s Witnesses are cold calling on my street today with their kids in tow. How do they get them out of school? Home-schooling?

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m no expert, but the financial markets always reacting badly if the govt. suggests doing anything for broader societal benefit feels ‘not ideal’.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Labour is still all about painting the funnel whilst the ship is sinking.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

SAS managed to lose 2 of our 3 bags between Oslo and London, as they did with around 20 other passengers. Scandinavian efficiency, my arse.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just a Viking boat sailing past. On home territory. Should be okay. 🤞

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The Goodies reboot looks shit.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Top tip: Next time you want to avoid going to a place where you’re going to look an absolute fucking lemon and are too weak to take questions about it, make up the excuse that there’s a credible risk to your life and scuttle back under your rock.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Lot of people learning what a ‘Pyrrhic victory’ means today.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

In Cornwall. The beaches,roads and towns are rammed, yet I can get into a pub / restaurant more easily than I could off-season last year. 🤔

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

First time peak season in Cornwall. Surrounded by multiple groups of what feels like network ad agency board members holidaying together en masse with a phalanx of sandy haired offspring.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

CONCACAF have also rejected the FIFA proposal . I’m guessing it’s the brazenness of the corruption rather than the corruption itself with their history.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Anyone with half a brain knew Reform were corrupt. The question is why are their former media owner supporters happy to confirm it now, having previously pretended it wasn’t happening?

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

No school WhatsApp / moron in my pocket for 3 days. Bliss.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

LI football hot takes now replaced by thoughts on lecterns or the lack of them.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

These right-wing man-baby losers. Always thought he was a prick. Now I know he is. Pathetic.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That’s a goal. Joke.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

With birth rates falling, surely we need immigrants to come and have kids and pay taxes if we all want state pensions in the future? Poverty in old age to own the libs?

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I want Spain to win more than I wanted England to win. Patriotism - meh. It’s existential now.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Trent Reznor is a rampant misogynist CEO based in Australia who relentlessly bullies his staff under the pretence of ‘culture’. Nine Inch Cheil’s.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Let’s pay for the Super Bowl final to be played at Wembley, make it two halves with a 15 minute break, not let them drink within view of the pitch, no half time entertainment and let whoever pays the PM most money win. Aside from the last part, I can’t see too many Yanks happy with that.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We’re all a Spanish now / Ahora todos somos españoles

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Forgive me for speaking plainly, but what a bunch of shithousing cunts. Simeone somehow a bigger one than his dad. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Haha. Wordle today. Woohoo. Got it in 5, but there’s gonna be some angry people out there.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When I lived in the US I thought they did sports really well for the fans. In hindsight - they do their sports really well. They blow at ours.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Now the Americans who haven’t the first clue about football have thankfully fucked off, we must deal with the English equivalents tonight.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

We’re lucky Sorloth is shite.

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scm @scm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

There’s 3 and a half Norwegians in this house (2 of them cats) and me. Outnumbered in my own home.

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