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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Look I'm not saying I needed this, but we're watching it again already. They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Anyway. Here's a warthog.

A photograph of an infant reticulated giraffe

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Christina Ricci in Wednesday S2

An image of the character Glen/Glenda from the Chucky movie franchise. They are a pale doll (around toddler size) with large eyes and fabulous purple eyeshadow and lashes and a choppy cut ginger wig.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

So in an astonishing feat for my age, I have remembered that today is the 20th anniversary of my coming out. And while it hasn't perhaps been a perfect two decades, I wouldn't have had it any other way. Next step, gay retirement 🌈

A photo of a happy-looking me with three cupcakes on a white plate in front of my face. They are standard coloured cake, with white and blue swirled icing and colourful sprinkles. Each has a single candle which is lit and has a multicoloured flame. Behind me is a bookshelf with assorted knick-knacks such as bowls, tiki mugs and large letters.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

It's happened. I've had a real life Pokémon moment - ✨️ a shiny! ✨️ (Albino european starling)

An albino (white with very little dark brown markings) starling seen through some ferns

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

A hellscape of an advert. Worth noting that the company is called Artisan which literally means a worker with specific skills. Bleak.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

ASDA you can pick an ugly whimsical font all you want but you aren't distracting me from those insane ice cream prices.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I feel like Minnie is such an overlooked character in Bride of Frankenstein. Una O'Connor brings a level of camp, twitchy insanity to the role which adds a perfect balance to that of the male characters (and manages to steals every scene from them)

Una O'Connor as Minnie and Boris Karloff as the Monster in an on set photograph from the 1935 movie Bride of Frankenstein.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

12 years on since the last tour. It's lovely to have new content relevant to my handle again ❤️ Alas now I am older and my body needs a full day to recover post gig.

The band Scissor Sisters singing a ballad on stage at the O2. They are in a convertible jeep, Jake Shears is on the left, he is wearing a yellow trousers and braces outfit, Babydaddy is in the background playing an instrument and Del Marquis is sat on the bonnet playing a guitar.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I can't unsee Ernie in the middle of it.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Oh great. Homestar Runner did a 25th Anniversary video. Guess it's time for me to retire.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I couldn't be happier, it made it to the UK ❤️ @radicallyretro.bsky.social

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Completely unrelated to anything going on at Epcot right now. Here's one of my favourite Clueless Morgan lines.. ...completely unrelated.

A still from the movie Muppet Treasure Island showing the character Clueless Morgan - a puppet goat pirate. The caption says 'I got a lovely recipe for blackered rat'.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Luckily for me, they're presented next to each other at The National Gallery in London ❤️

A photograph inside of The National Gallery displaying the two aforementioned paintings. The wallpaper is red and both paintings are hung in elaborate gold frames.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

There are two paintings I would love to be able to live in. Both are by Constable, one is (predictably) The Hay Wain for its charming chocolate box view of life, and the other (presented without ego) is Cenotaph to the Memory of Sir Joshua Reynolds for the autumnal darkness (and slight eerieness).

The Hay Wain by John Constable. It depicts a traditional English scene. A stream runs between a field and a cottage, in the stream is a cart being pulled by two horses. It is a summer day and the trees and fields are green.

Cenotaph to the Memory of Sir Joshua Reynolds by John Constable. A dark woodland scene with a stone cenotaph in the centre. There is a deer turning to look at the viewer. Either side nestled in the autumnally bare trees are two busts on pillars looking at each other. The colours are brown and mossy greens. The sky is a blue grey.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Name a show you're positive no one remembers, but you.

A (blurry) screenshot of the TV show 'The Adventures of Grady Greenspace'. It shows a small grey puppet rodent with large pink ears and the text showing the title of the show at the bottom centre of the image

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

"The Elephant In The Room" - Alexandra Burke

Kier Starmer speaking at podium in Oval Office, with British and United States flags behind him. He's saying “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Sure sure, it's great that I'm on a plane to see my boyfriend for the first time in four months. But in reality the most exciting thing is that THE REST OF THE ROW IS EMPTY ❤️

A row on an aeroplane, the two seats next to me are empty. Which signifies the best situation to find yourself in!

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I'm seeing &Juliet tomorrow for the first time since it closed in London. And I can't wait to throw some glitter make it rain.

A GIF of Cassidy Jansen performing the role of Anne Hathaway in &Juliet (the musical), throwing a handful of glitter into the air as part of a scene from the show.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

It's been 15 years since one of my all time favourite horror-comedies was released - if you haven't seen the wonderfully funny gorefest that is Tucker & Dale vs Evil then seek it out asap!

A movie poster for the film Tucker and Dale versus Evil. It shows artwork of the titular character (who are hillbilly types) above a burning cabin. Above them is a skull andnthe area around is filled with silhouetted people with weapons.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Hmm not that one, it was more like these (but it wasn't these, they're just the closest I can find atm)

An image of a box of Nestle ice lollies called Bug Pops. It is navy blue with images of ice lollies one in red and orange and one in purple and orange on it. It claims there are 'real gummy bugs' in them. Timon and Pumbaa from The Lion King are on the boxes as a cross promotion.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy new year. Here is my favourite GIF to celebrate.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Which benign TV character or personality did you harbour an irrational loathing of as a child? Me: (Disclaimer: I was obsessed with this show, but my god she was a bore. When that sign span and you got her you know it was a long episode ahead. Stop putting pegs on things and give us Whybird please)

A screenshot of the tv show "playdays" which shows Peggy Patch - a doll character who for some reason in this picture has a bowl on her head.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

We all know the true meaning of Christmas is dogs and wrapping paper..

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

As it's #signagesunday I thought I'd remind everyone that - for now at least - this beauty still exists.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

How long are we gonna let Walkers get away with adding a word before a regular flavour and passing it off as seasonal for? Because this feels like a con.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Insta got it so you also deserve this "gift for the whole family". My question: s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ i̶t̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶ l̶i̶k̶e̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ who approved this?

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Change of tone for 2nd show.. The Tempest. Less camp, more Sigourney Weavery.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I think I'm ready for Robin Hood now thank you The Palladium 🏹🌲

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Lovely wintery sunset today ❄️

A photo of Hyperia - a rollercoaster at Thorpe Park. It is pastel coloured because of a low level orange sunset and icy fog over the lake in front.

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I've been reading up on Mirapolis and did a double take at their Mack powered coaster. Opening 5 years after Space Station Zero, it certainly looks like the train design was a duplicate (they ran simultaneously for two years, so I'm 99% sure it isn't a reused shell from the Flying Fish retheme)

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

After months.. I've finally managed to get the full set of Hyperia wing pins available to buy online ❤️ shop.thorpepark.com

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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Guess today is the day I retire this

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