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@scissorsboi.bsky.social
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sometimes you just gotta disassociate on the train to work and think about the Lothlorien scene from The Lord of the Rings the Musical.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Scream 7, brought to you by Neve Campbell giving the performance of a life time only to be let down by someone who doesn't know where the liquid comes from on a beer tap.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
6 months time, The Muppet Show becomes a world wide phenomenon again and someone at Disney goes "we should probably have some sort of land for this"
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Little My, character in the Moomin books by Tove Jansson first appeared in 1950. She is small, determined, mischievous & fiercely independent, & based on the author herself in a kind of characteristic self-portrait #WomensArt
Nine images in black on cream of a cartoonish girl in different poses
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
As someone who has very little interest in football, I saw Dear England tonight and it was incredible - although not the intent of the play to convert people into fans, I sort of get it now. It's another James Graham/National Theatre masterpiece.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Desperately trying to make this work to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I finally did my horror nerd duty and got round to watching Phantasm. I'm so bewildered by what I just saw.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Look I'm not saying I needed this, but we're watching it again already. They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.
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@TOCPE82 / Bryan @tocpe82.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This was the peak of architecture in society. It was all downhill from here.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is a banal post, but I'm at Southwark Playhouse tonight, first time since I saw The Rink and a lightbulb randomly fell off the rig and bonked an old lady on the head. I missed being here, I love this theatre.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This cannot fail. Please.
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Heather Talbot @htalbot-art.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Progress on this felt. As usual, it’s taking me longer than expected! I don’t know when I might start to expect that! #wip #textileart #needlefelt #forest
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I know I'm many *many* years late, but after finally reading the Tales of the City books I'm finally starting the Netflix series. I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
And with that the twenty twenty fi- NO SHUT UP I DON'T CARE
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two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
ALT: two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
December the 31st will show me which of the theme park content creators have actual morals, and which are willing to sell themselves out just to go on the speedy tall ride. To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I am very much in the slim age bracket of people now longing for a North & South reunion so I can finally see Tarantinos New Star performed live. And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
What I'd do to be watching the end of day Cosmos Fountain show right now.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I'm hiring & HR said "can I tag you on LinkedIn" so I said "you can, but I don't particularly use LinkedIn as I find it too toxic" To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Everyone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.
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bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
A story in the exterior of Mythos Restaurant is Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pool. One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
IT'S The moving walkway exit is approaching. NOT The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move. THANK YOU
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
A young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony. Feels like a metaphor.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Will forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
My 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context. "The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
You know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I've been at the zoo for 10 minutes and already heard a fully grown adult ask if a buffalo was a "kangaroo or a horse"
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I miss the days when the most dramatic thing on the internet would be if the Lappy didn't work on a Strongbad Email.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I don't post much, but I'd like you to know that every single dungeon in my Ocarina of Time replay is testing me to my absolute limits and I'm gonna yeet a controller soon. Thanks.
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Rob Yeo @robyeodesign.com · 19/08/2025
Celebrated 9 years of Rob Yeo Design by visiting Thorpe Park to see my rebrand work in action. Also got to ride Hyperia and dear lord, the ALTITUDE of that thing, it feels like falling from a plane!
Me standing in front of a green and yellow pattern resembling blood cells.Me in front of the park map I designed.A selection of bags with jazzy patterns.A mug with the Thorpe Park logo and a repeating rollercoaster track pattern.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Once in a while I have to go to the farm, and it's weirdly nostalgic still. Not much left, but a special little retreat.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 14/08/2025
Well, I’m not far from 40 and I also support this terminology.
sophiejadeillustrations 11h
I saw someone call Al artists 'Fartists' (fake artists) therefore their generated things are called farts.

I'm almost 30 but this is peak humour I'm afraid.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
That Singer: announces album Rabid Fanbase: rams that there's an album announcement down everyone's throats via every meme possible I am aware of the album, I don't care about the album. Please god leave me alone.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Christina Ricci in Wednesday S2
An image of the character Glen/Glenda from the Chucky movie franchise. They are a pale doll (around toddler size) with large eyes and fabulous purple eyeshadow and lashes and a choppy cut ginger wig.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Beating the heat
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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a cartoon drawing of a bus going down a hill with the words callumbal below it
Alt: A clip from My Neighbour Totoro of the Catbus running through fields, at first at a distance but eventually right past the camera
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I just saw Tim Minchin play an intimate gig of just him, some stories and a keyboard. And my life will never be the same again.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
So in an astonishing feat for my age, I have remembered that today is the 20th anniversary of my coming out. And while it hasn't perhaps been a perfect two decades, I wouldn't have had it any other way. Next step, gay retirement 🌈
A photo of a happy-looking me with three cupcakes on a white plate in front of my face. They are standard coloured cake, with white and blue swirled icing and colourful sprinkles. Each has a single candle which is lit and has a multicoloured flame. Behind me is a bookshelf with assorted knick-knacks such as bowls, tiki mugs and large letters.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Alert @robyeodesign.com - it looks like we're losing those final few pieces of classic MGM red and black signage. (And the arch. But the signs!)
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themeparkjez.bsky.social @themeparkjez.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Such a missed opportunity #Rollercoaster #ThemePark #AmusementPark #ThrillRides #CoasterEnthusiast #AdrenalineJunkie #RidePhotography #ActionShot #SpeedPhotography #Excitement #LoopDeLoop #Inversions #Airtime #ThrillSeeker #ParkPhotography #RideCaptures #Photography #Shutterbug #CameraLife
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It's happened. I've had a real life Pokémon moment - ✨️ a shiny! ✨️ (Albino european starling)
An albino (white with very little dark brown markings) starling seen through some ferns
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Can we *please* find something that beats a Jet2 holiday so it can be put out of its misery?
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Off to have a stupid run for my stupid health. Have sighted an ice cream van parked on the nearby open space though for a post run treat 🍦
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I started running again this week. I remembered why I stopped.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
So according to the ads I'm getting on Insta, Meta thinks I'm interested in: • Buying an apartment in Dubai • Christian trad wife morals • AI training courses • Investment 'lads' in UAE ...I'm starting to think there's no algorithm, and it's just a cesspit for the highest bidder.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Guess I should shower instead of laying here going "ooh boy my back hurts. Curse you old age!"
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Lizzi 🐦🌸 @spiritcrowart.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Agami heron color study!! Based on a photo by @mikemelton.bsky.social :> (linked in comments) [ 🎨 #art #birds #birdart #sciart #heron #agamiheron ]
Digital painting of an Agami heron, a tall bird with blue and maroon feathers, with a prominent long white crest and white interlacing feathers on its chest.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Jurassic World Rebirth is lovely and feels more in line with the first 4 movies. It is the love child of JP3 and Indiana Jones and I'm here for that. But please. Please. No more mutant dinos in the next movie, give us ones that actually existed. I want dinos not monsters.
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Josh @scissorsboi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
..maybe I do go to work for the AC.
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