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@scimitarskeleton.bsky.social
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I'm basically the sephiroth of the post office

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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every day online I see people posting like they're shouting from inside obscure psychic prisons they built for themselves. not me though I'm chilling and I'm here to have fun
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Empower Beast is a skill crucial to the Beast Tamer.
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I worked in a tiny coffee shop for a few years where the owner would compulsively say "I'm too high for this" whenever it got busy and I still do it sometimes when I'm stressed. they don't like it at the post office where it's against the constitution to be too high for this
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've decided to drink more beer, more often because it will make my life better.
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if I didn't work at the post office I'd probably be the best space marine of all time
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kamen Rider Revice (2021) Episode 39
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The course of my life was decided when I first played Final Fantasy VII as a young man. to become sephiroth
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If youre making me create my own character in a video game you should pay me a little bit. Character designer is a job
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everybody who works at the post office talks like the crestfallen warrior
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wearing a shirt with stuff printed on it requires more energy than wearing a blank shirt. Im in maintenance mode man gimme the empty clothes
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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just quit Shinra Electric Power Company. Their technology has the potential to destroy the world. But I still believe in their mission and I have a lot of good friends there still
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm getting choked up at work thinking about all the things baseball caps have done for me
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every game should let you equip a baseball cap
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What was I going to say again
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Proudly not posting about the one thing everyone else is posting about today. Wait fuck
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hakaider is the perfect movie to watch at work with my feet up on the desk in my tiny dusty office on a loading dock
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The perfect social media platform was the miiverse because you could only post bullshit there and no one thought it was real
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm basically the sephiroth of the post office
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Drinking 13 non alcoholic beers at my job for the federal government
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Call of Duty Modern Warfare" silly conceit you think modern warfare is fought with M4s and Apaches and grenade launchers? a killstreak in modern warfare is me unleashing a tulpa of pure hatred and enmity and astral projecting into your past to plant memories of a weight you could never withstand
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
manga can be a powerful antidepressant
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[0007526] Dark towers contain thousands of goblins and trolls, causing lag
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[0008539] Happy thoughts do not affect stress levels; Dwarves slowly spiral into depression
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i'm not saying i'm going to do it but antagonizing dungeon crawler carl fans does seem like a rich new content mine--and morally the right thing to do
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Are Goblins Real?" [2:56] uploaded by Prose Kills on YouTube 5 years ago
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Midnight Tides
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I stopped shaving my head I would look exactly like paul riedl from blood incantation
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There he is! To arms!
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wearing Kirkland jeans is making me consider a radical new lifestyle. I could buy all my clothes from costco, grow my hair out into a balding ponytail, go to grad school for the stupidest thing possible, spend all my money on decorative pottery, eat only oatmeal and drink only diet coke,
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I started therapy today and the first question he asked me was "Are you a lawyer?"
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is a different way to live
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
it's over for you hoes when I figure out how to do different types of damage
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I admire people who are skilled with emojis because there is a lot of evocative power contained within them however I am a simple man who can manage only the occasional ":-)" in his messages
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me at work, me after work
A winged, horned demon sits in front of a beige desktop computer surrounded by flames. The demon is unhappyA robed, bearded wizard sits in the middle of a dimly lit kitchen holding an open beer. At his feet, an open bag of potato chips and more beer, empty.
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I went back to using other social media websites and my life changed in such ways that to an external observer it would appear I had been cursed by a powerful and spiteful sorcerer
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[0002550] birth announcement for undiscovered creatures
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
AAA video game level designers closed down my street
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hello! 👋 I'm hoping to raise money for two Bay Area cat rescues. If you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20, I will answer a style-related question for you. But first, let me tell you about the rescues, why they're worthy of your support, and hopefully get you to adopt a cat. 🧵
Two gray cats. One has their pawn on a person's knee. Two cats sleeping next to each other.
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wow foglord.bandcamp.com/album/lore-o...
foglord.bandcamp.com
Lore of the Blue Mist, by Foglord
15 track album
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I spent the last couple months reading malazan book of the fallen so the only information easily accessible in my brain is Shield Anvil Itkovian Otanthalian and Karsa Orlong and The Chain of Dogs
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
there are some problems with this website but at least the people on here are still attempting to communicate like human beings
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
you could fit a gaming pc in here
A picture of a monk's cell where you could definitely fit a gaming pc
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'll have you know that my noble lord, holder of all the lands I've ever known, got to where he is through hard work and the sorcerers had nothing to do with it
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm no eager proponent of prejudice but goblins surely aren't doing themselves any favors with their skittering, snickering, and despoiling
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I was born to be a 50-something year old man
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A few days ago they flipped a switch at bluesky headquarters and deployed a lot of shirtless guys onto my discover page. Not my thing I wish they'd flip the chicken wings switch instead
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Right now I'm focusing all my energy on chilling out. In general
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There are endless alternatives to the way we live now, including a way where I don't have to go to work and we live inside fungus houses
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peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
when I was a little kid and my whole worldview was extraploated from my parents I thought the wrath of khan was as widely respected as the godfather
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