peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026every day online I see people posting like they're shouting from inside obscure psychic prisons they built for themselves. not me though I'm chilling and I'm here to have fun 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Empower Beast is a skill crucial to the Beast Tamer. 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I worked in a tiny coffee shop for a few years where the owner would compulsively say "I'm too high for this" whenever it got busy and I still do it sometimes when I'm stressed. they don't like it at the post office where it's against the constitution to be too high for this 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've decided to drink more beer, more often because it will make my life better. 020
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if I didn't work at the post office I'd probably be the best space marine of all time 010
Reposted by peon voiceTokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kamen Rider Revice (2021) Episode 39 2218108
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The course of my life was decided when I first played Final Fantasy VII as a young man. to become sephiroth 021
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If youre making me create my own character in a video game you should pay me a little bit. Character designer is a job 020
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Everybody who works at the post office talks like the crestfallen warrior 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wearing a shirt with stuff printed on it requires more energy than wearing a blank shirt. Im in maintenance mode man gimme the empty clothes 010
Reposted by peon voiceKIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just quit Shinra Electric Power Company. Their technology has the potential to destroy the world. But I still believe in their mission and I have a lot of good friends there still 0182
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm getting choked up at work thinking about all the things baseball caps have done for me 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every game should let you equip a baseball cap 020
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Proudly not posting about the one thing everyone else is posting about today. Wait fuck 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hakaider is the perfect movie to watch at work with my feet up on the desk in my tiny dusty office on a loading dock 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The perfect social media platform was the miiverse because you could only post bullshit there and no one thought it was real 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I'm basically the sephiroth of the post office 040
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Drinking 13 non alcoholic beers at my job for the federal government 040
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026"Call of Duty Modern Warfare" silly conceit you think modern warfare is fought with M4s and Apaches and grenade launchers? a killstreak in modern warfare is me unleashing a tulpa of pure hatred and enmity and astral projecting into your past to plant memories of a weight you could never withstand 030
Reposted by peon voicedwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026[0007526] Dark towers contain thousands of goblins and trolls, causing lag 0205
Reposted by peon voicedwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026[0008539] Happy thoughts do not affect stress levels; Dwarves slowly spiral into depression 01411
Reposted by peon voicebort @crushbort.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i'm not saying i'm going to do it but antagonizing dungeon crawler carl fans does seem like a rich new content mine--and morally the right thing to do 515611
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If I stopped shaving my head I would look exactly like paul riedl from blood incantation 120
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wearing Kirkland jeans is making me consider a radical new lifestyle. I could buy all my clothes from costco, grow my hair out into a balding ponytail, go to grad school for the stupidest thing possible, spend all my money on decorative pottery, eat only oatmeal and drink only diet coke, 011
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I started therapy today and the first question he asked me was "Are you a lawyer?" 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026it's over for you hoes when I figure out how to do different types of damage 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I admire people who are skilled with emojis because there is a lot of evocative power contained within them however I am a simple man who can manage only the occasional ":-)" in his messages 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I went back to using other social media websites and my life changed in such ways that to an external observer it would appear I had been cursed by a powerful and spiteful sorcerer 010
Reposted by peon voicedwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026[0002550] birth announcement for undiscovered creatures 0102
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026AAA video game level designers closed down my street 010
Reposted by peon voicederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Hello! 👋 I'm hoping to raise money for two Bay Area cat rescues. If you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20, I will answer a style-related question for you. But first, let me tell you about the rescues, why they're worthy of your support, and hopefully get you to adopt a cat. 🧵 7839621405
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Wow foglord.bandcamp.com/album/lore-o...foglord.bandcamp.comLore of the Blue Mist, by Foglord15 track album 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I spent the last couple months reading malazan book of the fallen so the only information easily accessible in my brain is Shield Anvil Itkovian Otanthalian and Karsa Orlong and The Chain of Dogs 110
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026there are some problems with this website but at least the people on here are still attempting to communicate like human beings 020
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I'll have you know that my noble lord, holder of all the lands I've ever known, got to where he is through hard work and the sorcerers had nothing to do with it 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I'm no eager proponent of prejudice but goblins surely aren't doing themselves any favors with their skittering, snickering, and despoiling 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I was born to be a 50-something year old man 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026A few days ago they flipped a switch at bluesky headquarters and deployed a lot of shirtless guys onto my discover page. Not my thing I wish they'd flip the chicken wings switch instead 040
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Right now I'm focusing all my energy on chilling out. In general 000
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026There are endless alternatives to the way we live now, including a way where I don't have to go to work and we live inside fungus houses 010
peon voice @scimitarskeleton.bsky.social · 11/03/2026when I was a little kid and my whole worldview was extraploated from my parents I thought the wrath of khan was as widely respected as the godfather 000