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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)

@schwarziest.bsky.social
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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #ChicagoStars, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."

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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 7h
You know you're in #Chicago when...
Shrine in a Chicago bar for Mike Ditka with prayer candles and a photo of him as a Chicago Bears player
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 11h
The #Illini defense came through on that 2-pt attempt so I don't have to [redacted] Bret Bielema.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you. He was special. They never live long enough but I always enjoy the ride. ❤️
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 15h
I did but he passed last year. He was such a character. Fuck cancer.
Orange tabby cat with a blep
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 16h
Just turned on the #USWNT match.
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Butters Animated: Oh No That's Not Good
Alt: Butters Animated: Oh No That's Not Good
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 16h
Awww thanks! Bryant is the best boy.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 16h
Excellent point. But I have been in bed for the better part of 13 hours.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 16h
I need to, but seriously do not want to get up. #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday
Three cats cuddling in bed at 1:45 pmThe fourth cat cuddling in bed at 1:45 pm
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 16h
He's here! Just by my legs.
Chonky white cat sleeps stretched out by my legs.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 16h
Sorry I'm late but it's #Caturday. #CatsOfBluesky
Cuddling in bed with a tabby cat, a gray cat, and a black cat.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Mediocre" is being kind.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As a certified Liberty hater, I approve this message.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
angel reese made it to the wnba finals before caitlin clark
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm just gonna leave this here, without comment. #WNBA #SkyTown
Hand-lettered sign that says "Trade Jeff"
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My TL is all Angel Reese love and I am here for it. Y'all are the best.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go, Aces! Get the Dream some rest.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love Angel. Go, Dream! #WNBA
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GOOD!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jordin Canada on a tear!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finish them, Dream!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How it started / How it's going, #MeowianHossa edition. #CatsOfBluesky
Meowian Hossa as a little black kitten, curled up on my chest in January 2016Meowian Hossa, now a full grown black cat, lying on my chest on October 9, 2026
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My new boots arrived. They are beautiful and they FIT!
Website photo of a pair of lace-up ankle boots in "black cherry" leather. My photo of the same black cherry boots, only on my feet.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've never worn a wide leg but I'm gonna try!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I ordered all 3 pairs i posted. Maybe I'll love them! If I don't, then back they'll go.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rhyne Howard said GTFOHB!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They do look fun and comfy!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Or a basic straight leg? Surely I can't go wrong with that? www.kutfromthekloth.com/products/kp1...
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Reese High Rise Ankle Straight Leg, Plus in Enchantment Wash - Kut from the Kloth
Reese High Rise Fab Ab Ankle Straight Regular Hem
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe a boot cut? www.kutfromthekloth.com/products/kp2...
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Natalie High Rise Boot Cut, Plus in Loyal Wash - Kut from the Kloth
Natalie High Rise Boot Cut, Plus
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do I go with a wide straight leg? www.kutfromthekloth.com/products/kp2...
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Jodi High Rise Wide Straight Leg, Plus in Sustain Wash - Kut from the Kloth
Jodi High Rise Straight Leg,plus
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm trying to find new jeans and can't decide on a shape and fit. I don't know what would look best and I don't want to go to a store to try stuff on. The struggle is real!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Laughing because her "integrity" includes making money by collaborating with a TERF determined to destroy trans people.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners: That's So Fetch!
Alt: Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners: That's So Fetch!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would add "entitled" even though it doesn't start with an "i."
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
White Sox lose to the Guardians. We get a game 5!
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Happy Dog Hops with Excitement
Alt: Happy Dog Hops with Excitement
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cubs do the best fake rallies.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Eight Men Out of Africa
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh look, another pitching change. This game will never end.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People trying to tell me that a White Sox vs Brewers World Series would be amazing and, dear reader, let me tell you that it most definitely would NOT be amazing in any way.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I LOVE THIS INNING!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm in a bar filled with White Sox fans so I'm trying not to start shit by cheering for the Guardians. But when CLE scores, inside I'm all ...
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Elaine Benes' Excited Celebration
Alt: Elaine Benes' Excited Celebration
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nico Hoerner is our 2nd baseman. Matt Shaw is a pathetic excuse for a baseball player AND human being.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Normally I would agree! But I hate the Brewers and their fans more than I can express.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brewers fan banging on the bar hard enough to make glasses shake is making me hope for a Dodgers NLCS win.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dodgers fuck the Brewers in 5, please.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Padres 3 outs away from a tee time. Fuck the Padres.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh how I hate Brewers fans.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Manny Machado getting robbed of a game-tying HR would typically make me very happy. But fuck the Brewers.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are far too many people here cheering for the Milwaukee shitheels.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aces, I'm very disappointed. Came all the way back only to blow it in the end.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Padres, what are you doing?
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