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Schade dass hier auf Bluesky so negativ über meinen neuen Boss Florian Schröder geschrieben wird

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If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social · 6h

Episode 56: Why Men Love Bitches In 2002, a writer revealed the new rules of bold, confident 21st century women: Dress modestly, don’t put out and never, ever ask him to do chores.

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Dax Werner @daxwerner.bsky.social · 7h

In eigener Sache: Ich fange zum 1.11. als Gagautor bei der Florian Schröder Satireshow an

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 22h

can time travelers vote

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20h

A farmers market in deep blue Brighton, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the twang of retired professors playing bluegrass, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason the paw paws are $10 a pint

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19h

Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whether it’s Obama saying “yes we can” or Donald Trump say “we’re gonna shove it up their ass” both presidents adopted divisive slogans.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thank you Pete Hegseth for getting rid of the weirdos and beardos. by Elon Musk and JD Vance

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Playbook | President Trump is privately demanding that Republicans prove their loyalty by going on TV and insisting that, no matter what was said in the Senate hearing, Jack Smith did attend an Atlanta Hawks game on February 3, 2024.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Ethicist | We increasingly suspect our son was one of the Cornell rapists. Do we have to turn him in now, or can we wait until he gets his Christmas bonus from his private equity firm?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“And then the Senator with brain damage switched parties so that the senile president could keep appointing drunks and rapists to his cabinet…” Explaining this all to future generations will be tough.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sky-high diesel prices have many farmers questioning Democrats’ decision to vote to release the Epstein files.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I heard Pete Hegseth say: “The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stocks surge on news of terrible jobs report.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whether it’s Donald Trump asking his budget director to use taxpayer money for TV ads praising him and his presidency or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard on his hamburger, both men have made unusual requests

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aufblažbare deutsche žižek 🍉 @knoboter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

-ABER HERR DOKTOR ICH BIN PAGLIACCI -Was? -HABEN SIE NICHT GESAGT DER GROẞE CLOWN PAGLIACCI IST IN DER STADT UND DEN SOLL ICH MIR ANSCHAUN -Nein, ich habe gesagt Sie haben Syphilis. -OH -Ja. -MH NAJA LACHEN IST DIE BESTE MEDIZIN ODER -Wenn Sie das so sehen wollen. -ABER HERR DOKTOR ICH BIN PA

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shoot this into my veins.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump has trashed the economy, destroyed America’s international standing, and suffered a humiliation at the hands of Iran. But a woman I’ve never heard of before sent her kid to the wrong school in a city I don’t live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

combadge battery drains faster after os update

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Under Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy.

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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 01/10/2026

Skin OOF Evil. Listen to the full episode at gagh.biz/greatestgen, link in bio! #friendsofdesoto #greatestgen #friendsofdesoto #fods

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👻 Lassiter. Der härteste Account seiner Zeit.🤠 @fandorin.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026

Aus verkniffenen Sehschlitzen blickte Lassiter über die weite Ebene, während die heiße Luft flimmerte, als hätte der Teufel persönlich sie ausgerülpst. Knurrend kaute er eine zerkntterte Zigarette und spülte sie mit einem Schluck Black Judas hinunter. Er zerbiss die Flasche und ritt los.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In this Ohio diner, Hawkeye still means Alan Alda. But they do know this: Senator Eric Schmitt’s staffers looked about as nervous as Radar O’Reilly after yesterday‘s basketball gaffe.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Eric Schmitt was questioning Jack Smith the right way. by Ezra Klein

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My three-year-old was watching the Jack Smith hearings yesterday when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the Senator think the nice bearded man was in Atlanta?" And when I told her "Because our Senate is filled with fucking idiots," she started crying.

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All crew, I do not know where the rumors came from of a gagh truck on every corner. I do not know any food vendors. Stop asking me. Worf

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Antje Schmidt @antjeschmidt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ich weiß nicht, ob du das schon wusstest Julian, Elif Eralp hat mal dieses Pattern falsch verstanden

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Senator Schmitt accuses Coach Beard of being at the Atlanta Hawks game on February 3, 2024 when he was actually at an AFC Richmond versus West Ham United game.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Senator Schmitt accuses Alan Alda of being at the Atlanta Hawks game on February 3, 2024.

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Dax Werner @daxwerner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Schade dass es so schnell hier im Faden persönlich wird

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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 28/09/2026

Finde gut, dass sich Jens Spahn jetzt zurücknimmt. In zwei, drei Jahren, wenn sein Kind erwachsen ist, kann er noch mal neu Anlauf nehmen.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Democrats are ahead in the polls. So why does it feel like they’re behind?

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Dax Werner @daxwerner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ein Gespräch das ich schon sehr häufig exakt so geführt habe: Ich habe einen Podcästs namens Bohniger Wachmacher … Bohniger Wachmacher! … eine Art Kunstwort für Kaffee … naja wir reden über Lokalnachrichten… aber auch Günther Klum und Kai Pflaume…mein Freund Moritz spendet immer den Segen

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👻🎃 Bundescancleramt 🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nach einer Woche konnte die Kommandantur auch die gesamte kritische Infrastruktur sichern. Wasserwerke, Stromnetz und Krankenhäuser arbeiten im Regelbetrieb. Nur die Versorgung wohlhabender Podcaster mit gesellschaftlicher Anerkennung bleibt angespannt.

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👻🎃 Bundescancleramt 🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Beim Berlin-Marathon wurden heute die Kilometer vergesellschaftet. Ein Unternehmensberater muss bei Kilometer 35 sechs davon an eine Pflegekraft abgeben, die keine Zeit zum Trainieren hatte. Er spricht von Leistungsfeindlichkeit.

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👻🎃 Bundescancleramt 🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

„Ich möchte ihre Perspektive wirklich nicht kleinmachen. Ich möchte nur verstehen, warum sie so klein ist.“

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👻🎃 Bundescancleramt 🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Eine Berliner Podcasterin hat erstmals mit einer Nachbarin gesprochen, die die neue Regierung gut findet. Sie möchte deren Perspektive nicht abwerten. Deshalb erklärt sie neunzig Minuten lang, aus welchen biografischen Defiziten diese entstanden sein könnte.

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👻🎃 Bundescancleramt 🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Eine Woche nach der Berliner Schicksalswahl: Spanische Touristen erreichen nach sieben Tagen im Berghain den Alexanderplatz. Die Weltzeituhr zeigt an, dass ihr Rückflug letzten Montag war. Die Kommandantur weist ihnen vorläufig eine Wohnung und eine Schicht im Kulturausschuss zu.

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👻🎃 Bundescancleramt 🎃👻 @ellebil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Im Berghain steigt heute die erste volkseigene Klubnacht. An der Tür solltet ihr drei Gewerkschaften nennen. Ein Mann aus Mitte ist gestern schon mit „LinkedIn, Soho House, Miles & More“ gescheitert. Wir empfehlen, solidarisch und nicht zu sehr nach Gründer auszusehen.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Donald Trump continues to publicly support Pete Hegseth amid the Iran War debacle, but privately he is telling friends that when handing the world's largest military to an alcoholic cable news host, he should have picked someone from primetime.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Analysis | A Democratic midterm rout could end up as a gift to Mr. Trump, setting him up to end his term as a pragmatic, centrist unifier—drawing upon his decades in business to deliver results for the country.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should the taxpayer-funded FBI be dispatching multiple counterterrorism agents to investigate threatening phone calls that Stephen Miller’s wife Katie claims to have received? We asked two tradwife influencers at a Christian crypto conference in Orlando.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Trump’s attacks on CNN raise new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state. by Jake Tapper

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My kids have measles, I can’t buy diesel, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite that the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now I’ll be able to watch a baseball game in a national park

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Democrats are leading in the polls. But are they leading in the vibes?

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