Reposted by Schuyler LaparleMark Dingemanse @markdingemanse.net · 14/05/2026Destined to be a classic 1196
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The Metaphor Society is BACK! This post is all about the metaphors that shape our workplace. We question whether things like "balance" and "boundaries" help or hinder transformative change. ✊ Always free, always human-made, always turning toward justice. #metaphor #labor #solidaritythe-metaphor-society.ghost.ioBalance, boundaries, and burnout: workplace metaphors in the time of alienationThe current threats to jobs and livelihoods posed by AI, whether real or imagined (my bet is on real), expose deeper issues with our relationship to work and the role it plays in our lives. When posit... 042
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Translation of this technocratic brainwash: since we've already killed public education, we're going to use the scraps that are left to make your kids real tasty for the lions. Anyone going to public school at this point has basically no hope for a meaningful future anyway. So 🤷 🍽️ 030
Reposted by Schuyler Laparlelibrarypunk @librarypunk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Every day I watch the tech industry build The Boot On the Neck Of Humanity Machine and watch universities say “we are going to sustainably and ethically prepare our students to become innovators in The Boot On The Neck Of Humanity Machine space” 2630227
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleAnthony Burke @anthonyburke.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Fascinating new initiative. Anyone can participate! globalconstitution.orgglobalconstitution.orgGlobal Constitution 042
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleShannon Mattern @shannonmattern.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Finally read this 😳 A co founded 3 yrs ago by three 19-year-olds, now billionaires, entraps once gainfully employed professionals to atomize, instrumentalize, rubric-ize + obviate their expertise — "explain humor using clear, logical language, incldg refs to... slang, trends + social norms" 😫 43818
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026A solid strategy of theirs. But find confidence in you being on the right side of history, and in resisting where you can ✊🌹 011
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Hahaha that one certainly doesn't roll off the tongue quite as easily. Still noble though. 100
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Added to "AI Haters". I feel seen and honored. #StopAI 130
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleAnthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 12/03/2026every quantitative measure is actually a stack of qualitative assumptions in a trenchcoat 16878243
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Feeling hopeless? This is worth a listen. (And if you're *not* feeling hopeless, where have you even been?) Worker-ownership is the future (if we humans are going to have a future at all). So proud and excited for this movement to be gaining momentum in #Cascadia rss.com/podcasts/new...rss.comBuilding Wealth for Working People | Podcast Episode on RSS.comJoin Roger and Tom as they explore the benefits of Worker-Owned Businesses and how this concept fits into the New Story Spokane Pattern Map to strengthen Local Economies through the promotion of Local... 000
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I just read the phrase "progressive billionaire" in @theguardian.com and laughed out loud. "Liberal" I'd accept with a smirk. But hoarding money and assets while the rest of the world burns is just not compatible with progressive values. Like, at all. Smdh 030
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleKatja Politt @lingucat.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Need some food for thought today? youtu.be/eKlEeKC8qLk?... Martin Hilpert has you covered. 👇 #BLinguistik #linguisticsyoutu.beIs Academia broken?YouTube video by Martin Hilpert 1124
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Starting from next year, my current department will have a mandatory "Writing with AI" course for first year students. And in a way, I'd like to thank them. Because if I still had any whispers of regret about leaving academia, this silenced them for good. Byeeeee 010
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I've never been so amused and horrified simultaneously. Recommend reading with a cat on one's lap for emotional resilience. #CliFi 020
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026A kind quiet stranger on the train gave me this tiny duck. Shortly after, I snagged the last ticket on the last Eurostar to the Netherlands that wasn't cancelled for the day. Free upgrade to first class no less. So, I believe I've finally met my fairy godmother. And this duck is my glass slipper. 061
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleGrumpy Philosopher @stevecooke.org · 11/02/2026The meaning of words is to be decided not by their use, usefulness, or history, but by their commercial benefit to the most powerful lobby groups. I have a recipe for almond milk in a cookbook from 1226. It has been used as a term in English for hundreds of years. www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comOatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UKSupreme court makes ruling after Swedish firm’s long-running battle with trade association Dairy UK 23385136
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Plus the aesthetics of Fitzcarraldo are perfect and basically make every publication of theirs a kind of fetish object. So darn beautiful on a dark stained oak shelf... 110
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If you think about a PhD not as a step in a career, but as your last real chance to get paid (a teensy tiny bit) to think and be creative and do something that actually interests you, getting a PhD still makes sense. Admittedly, in a very very sad way. 131
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Finally. Since hearing the buzz around it, I had a hunch it was probably more linguistic trickery than a cognitive reality. (with flashbacks to grad school and learning about the whole absolute v. relative spatial cognition debate) 110
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Holy crap. That's not a parody account? Such desperation. 🤦🤦🤦 Either they really think we're all incredibly stupid, or they are incredibly stupid. Probably both. 010
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026How are we still doing the "no first person" thing in academic (humanities/social science) writing? The researcher exists. Their interpretation is a part of the research, and their experience as an individual contributes to that. Own up, be honest. Grumble positivist delusions grumble grumble 082
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026A couple weeks ago a friend, who knows my objections well, asked if I would be willing to train an AI to summarize humanities papers better (blood money good pay too). And the first thing I thought was... You realize that's like trying to pay a vegan to work for a meat lobbyist, yeah? 020
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleSidra Collaborative @sidracollaborative.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Should you use AI for that? Our new post is about how and when to use AI in arts and culture work (and why the answer is almost always no). It comes complete with an AI decision tree for cultural workers to help you make hard choices! sidracollaborative.com/2026/01/29/i... 11310
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Yes! And here's a good article on that with strategies and a starter list (though they also highlight that smaller regional businesses like hotels housing agents make very effective targets) www.thenation.com/article/acti... 011
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleAlan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Hard to find a more fitting metaphor for the state of the USA than the federal government murdering a VA ICU nurse on the street 0112
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleHarsha Walia @harshawalia.bsky.social · 23/01/2026This is why organizing that reaches for relationality is central, not secondary - it breaks the capitalist idea of us as atomized, individual consumers and compels us to act in solidarity with others. And, perhaps more than anything, it's a politics more rooted in cultivating belonging than ideology 329276
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleMargaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life. 25150943103
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026As academic publishing seems more and more pointless, at least poetry still feels alive and meaningful (perhaps to the detriment of any chance I have left at an academic career. Ah well) Excited to contribute to this eco-poetry project 🌿🌳🌞 natureofourtimes.poetsforscience.org/the-live-oak...natureofourtimes.poetsforscience.orgThe Live Oak's Defiance - The Nature of Our TimesLanguage does two things too well — it categorizes and organizes. I walk out and say, this is a tree. That is the sky. A rock, a dog, a child. And in adhering this string of symbols to a thi... 041
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The government is shooting unarmed civilians in the streets. We’re gonna hear from the NRA any minute now, right? 79216
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026If you're in need of something nice, just something easy and good, a kind of spiritual hug, an existential cup of tea, I recommend Becky Chambers' Monk & Robot. Ideally read with a cat on your lap, in a comfy chair, with a real physical cup of tea within reach. 010
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleOutside My Window @outsidemywindow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026New year, new windows! outsidemywindow.org/everyone-eve... Today though, Lexy's window reimagining feels especially important. Undocumented immigrants are our neighbors, friends, lovers, and helpers. The domestic terrorists are the ones shooting us in the head in broad daylight on the street. 011
Reposted by Schuyler LaparleCadernos de Linguística @cadlin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025How do classic stories teach us to read certain bodies in limited ways? Drawing on Paulo Freire, this new article examines how narrative traditions keep reinforcing narrow interpretive paths. Read it here: doi.org/10.25189/267... 022
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Yesterday we sent physical copies to our wonderful zine contributors - artists, activists, and academics across 3 continents and 7 countries! It feels very special for this little mycelium network, grown from a random idea with a couple of friends into a small conference last year, to reach so far. 050
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Free digital version here: drive.google.com/file/d/1Fe_G...drive.google.comClimateHopeZine_2025.pdf 011
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Feels pretty incredible to have our #ClimateHope zine finally out existing in the world. Here's to hope, not as a passive state, but as a call to collective action! 🌳🌻✊❤️🌻🌳 151
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025At least the idea of getting someone discount airport parking as a gift made me giggle. 😂 010
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I truly feel that the COP summits have become actively harmful. (And don't really believe they were ever particularly helpful) 010
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I was a mature and independent 15 yo. So when I started hanging out with men in their 30s, family and friends thought "weird, but that must be what she wants". I don't blame my family and friends. I blame people like Megyn Kelly who perpetuate discourses that excuse men groping their way to power. 020
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Lesson from my marketing students (I don't teach marketing. They are my students nonetheless): apparently a TikTok influencer asking their viewer to subscribe is now called a "call to action"? First I was confused. Now I'm thinking it's one of the most cynical phrasal borrowings I've encountered. 110
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 10/11/2025If you earned 2 million dollars PER HOUR, working 40 hours a week, for 85 years, and didn't spend a single penny, you'd still not be as rich as El*n M*sk is right now. Not even close. And now he's calling his critics "terrorists" for saying that maybe he doesn't need more money. 010
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025The cognitive dissonance between believing that grading is a tool of oppression which should be thrown out with the bath water and absolutely refusing to consider re-grading an assignment because can't you just respect me dammit, I have other things I need to be doing. 000
Reposted by Schuyler Laparleinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 05/11/2025the race to declare that this is not a game changing victory is in full force. the biggest trolls, shit stirrers, naysayers, and oppositionally defiant idiots will be out in force today trying to get you to temper your joy. fuck them. hold on to your hope 415629
Schuyler Laparle @schuylerlaparle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Exactly zero of the fifty university students in my class today knew who Kurt Vonnegut was. That's wild right? ... Right? 170