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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Photo of Peter Thiel looking, as always, like nosfaratu fucked golem and birthed him in a pit of ooze

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Dracula What is a cat? A miserable little pile of beans!

A zoomed in photo of a tabby cat’s front and back paws very close together.

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

It’s good, actually, that PPB will be forced to turn over docs that potentially implicate ICE. At some point tolerating this bad faith rage vomit is its own kind of complicity. If you know me, and you organize with these people, lose my number.

The following is circled in red with the words cop shit scrawled above it.
Creative coordination with City Bureaus including Portland Police Bureau (PPB) to use their observations, incident reports, and presence near the facility as additional factual documentation. While PPB does not engage in immigration

The caption under the image says

Please help me understand how Morillo and Green can OPENLY suggest collaboration with the Portland Police to get factual evidence immediately after the police attack comrades and they hide in their office, and then PPB ignores comrades being assaulted by MAGA right outside city hall, and PPB has lied for years, but some of vou still fangirl like this isn't bullshit. What fresh hell is this? Shut it Down!

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

For context, I was responding to this

JoyousPanther skeet that says:
Congrats again to the people who continuously said Biden did nothing about student loans for years!

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

This scolding, patronizing tone towards the sitting city councilor doing the most work to actually advance their agenda is a good way to make sure I never give them a dollar

However, Welcome Home said its concerns could have been addressed if they had been brought into the process earlier.
"We hope that what is learned from this experience is that communication about policy ideas should happen as early as possible and include expertise from those working closely on an issue," the email said.

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

SPOOKY! SUPERNATURAL! REAL SIGHTING!

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

BeReal put out its push notification today during the window of the emergency alert.

BeReal push notification and national alert notification 5 minutes apart

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

Wapo really went with a cute lil’ exclamation point on this one

Washington post article about central US heat dome with a map and a label on the heat dome that says “record heat dome”

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 26/06/2023

TIL that stonks was a word before it was a meme

NYT game called “letter boxed” accepting the words “stonks” as valid

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 05/06/2023

I’m really proud of my partner and I for getting a one year streak on the NYT crossword. It was a lot of work, sometimes an hour+ on a hard Saturday. I’m not good at forming habits, so this was a major achievement!

Screenshot of the New York Times crossword app showing a 365 day streak.

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 26/05/2023

If democrats had a “remind me to donate” button I’d click it. I’d love a “Hey, you asked us to remind you. Here’s a sober description of the state of the campaign. Please donate.”

Elizabeth Warren
3:56PM >
Is this thing on?
We cannot go down this path. John, no matter who t.
• Kirsten Gillibrand this is how I was raised
3:25 PM >
• Jon Tester
3:04PM >
I'm just a dirt farmer
John, can I tell you a little story about me? I grew up…

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

schroeder.bsky.social pressed a

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

Valid commands: a, b, up, down, left, right, select, start, screenshot

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

90 years ago Dr. Seuss illustrated a bunch of skeeters ruining Elon Musk’s life.

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 09/05/2023

This is a Molotov Cocktail that was found at tonight’s protest. We are committed to ensuring everyone’s right to protest. Violence has no place in civic demonstration. These actions will never be tolerated & anyone bringing weapons or dangerous substances will be arrested.

Black cat looking out from a cardboard box

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John Schroeder @schroeder.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

There’s a lot of people talking about what makes this place feel special right now. I humbly submit that it’s mostly the absence of “stealing ur memez lol” memes. If the bluesky team doesn’t have a plan for blocking these now, it’s probably already too late and the platform is doomed.