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Schrödinger's catfish

@schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social
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I wouldn't trade one stupid decision For another five years of life

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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel blessed I could find a USED 4070ti Super for its original MSRP
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
honestly that was the first thing that hit me
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Follow it up with Malort as a palate cleanser
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
honestly... that should be an actual thing
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Flank Sinatra
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Filet di Gaga
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm hungry and nostalgic at the same time
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if you get a Multipass you can bar-hop w/o paying cover
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sixteen. thousand. per. month.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
whomp whomp
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got a Brieville 870 espresso machine free because it was Totally Broken. I replaced a thermistor and 10yrs later still callin the shots. I feel smart
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His parents are the only ones in their Facebook circle with a UniFi network deployment featuring multiple VLANs
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my son, 15 years later, has rediscovered his love of a nice Speyside malt
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the sort of thing that sends home inspectors fleeing
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Living in 90s Wicker Park and Ukrainian Village, still 5x better what the uninformed think my neighborhood is like today. They don't actually *know* anything about Logan Square other than it's in Chicago and therefore a war zone ruled by crime lords
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
omg tenderloin so skeery (or as Wikipedia calls it, "gritty") but bein a sk8r there around Union Square looked fun (altho Lupe Fiasco Kick Push comes to mind's ear) what suburb were you? I'm a big fan of San Rafael personally but for lack of BART
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
can't you just get yourself a Lovesense and put it on a timer or something
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congress is totally entranced by your swirly pastel background I'm convinced that THIS is the one that changes everything. Bless.
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had one, no one called it a ghetto blaster I guess because I was a white suburbanite ghetto blaster is what *those* people had
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I guess I could try city-building but damn that seems like a lot of work
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah no my ancestors fought the Redcoats and I'm fairly sure they would have made him the only death taking Ft. Tigonderoga whoopsie because he wouldn't shut the fuck up
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean I *like* Pulp and their new release is pretty good but, yeah, this track is transcendent Also *super* fun for karaoke when they have two mics and I've had two oversized Jamesons (inhibitions go out for a smoke) because it's hilarious singing both parts with their own mic/body language/etc
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
woah what how did I never know about this
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
clearly that's for a cable modem
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
could be worse
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See this is the kind of question that I can never really answer because my ADHD brain's definition of "favorite" is pretty frangible snack, band, song, TV, movie, whiskey, position, toothpaste, whatever. nothing sticks (Anyway this youtu.be/bQMXKBCILsw)
youtu.be
Common People - William Shatner
YouTube video by Brian Larsen
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wait also "Ziggy Stardust" by Bauhaus
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It will forever be Shatner/Joe Jackson doing "Common People" by Pulp honorable mentions to Johnny Cash doing NiN's "Hurt" and Save Ferris doing "Come On Eileen"
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good gods that's 10x worse than some of the flips my ex and I looked through. One had a basement so mold-infected out agent noped out and said she'll wait outside But at least that one had all its load-bearing joists and stuff still in place unlike the Bouncy House earlier that day
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
her press office will issue a memo forthwith
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
welp *someone* lives in a complete bubble utterly out of touch with the electorate not sayin who but his name rhymes with Cory Booker
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
compensating a bit
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was a house at the end of the block that'd been absolutely decked out with MAGA shit since 2016. They took it all down early this summer for some reason
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kind of like Affliction shirts were used to identify douchebags around 2010?
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wait...
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nice
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@youremceekayvee.bsky.social is it OK to refer to multiple milfs as "milves" I'm at my daughter's soccer practice so
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
shit even *I* call myself a lazy POS sometimes But weed? weed is gross, THC makes me angry and nauseous, and the smell of it totally ruins my day especially when I'm at an outdoor festival tryin to bliss out on Beach House on approx 1.5g of Penis Envy shrooms ok that was oddly specific
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
still, fucking exhausting. Ex goes on business trips and I take an extra night at the house, fine I still get to sleep on schedule but this l'il fucker is the death of sleep. I'm totally wiped on my weekends, minimal energy left for the kids. even less for work. none at all for my life stuff puppy
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#dogsofbluesky totally been into the swing of being a divorced dad doing the "nesting" thing (mom and dad shuttle back n forth in residence, kids stay put, best way ever) two days a week, occasionally hanging out with them before work, but doggy dad was NOT on my bingo card But... he's cute asf so
golden retriever pup being a pup
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there's so so much about living in San Francisco that I miss terribly, and Mission tacos are up there ... actually the only thing I don't miss is how my $700 apartment is almost $3000 now wtf ... also the omnipresence of AI adverts is horrifying ... Still I miss it sm I wish I could afford
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've got it in reverse and the beleaguered adult cats are doing what they can in the face of a 4mo old Golden Retriever puppy, teaching him valuable lessons about claws tho one of them actively rubs against and rolls around on the pup but only on HIS terms (when pup is laying down trying to nap)
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this guy has never been on 2nd Life or VR chat Also if Furries were the userbase how come my son hates Bluesky
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I fucking hate my Subaru touchscreen I want buttons back especially the one for X-Mode on an Outback Wilderness, the feature that I use when we go camping in road-agnostic places (with no cell coverage) and to *get back out again* If my stupid touchscreen fails I have no X-Mode Buttons BUTTONS
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Schrödinger's catfish @schrodingerscatnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if imma time travel I'm def picking a better date
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