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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti

@schnozbott.bsky.social
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Alien robot wizard from the future! Author, delivery mercenary, certified crazy person, and a lot of other things you'd never believe.

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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Can these men be identified from the videos/photos, so they can be doxxed to employers, sued for assault (police won't do anything), or other next steps?
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just keep your notes simple and concise. Make sure they're up-to-date. Include your unit number. Place your map pin manually, it does help. If there's a gate or secured door, give us the code. If alcohol, be ready to meet us with valid ID in hand. Simple instructions = smooth delivery.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm crediting this to Jimothy, lil guy told all his friends, spread the word
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"A podcast made me do it" is pretty much my ex's whole mindset
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Also update your damn address and notes! We can't always tell when they're outdated and if you ordered booze, we CANNOT take it to a different address! If you can't set up the app correctly, maybe don't use it. Using a lot of our time is literally wasting our money.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And then just have to leave your order there cause we have no other option (which we should have just done in the first place!), it's aggravating. Odds are you didn't tip well to even warrant special treatment. Just watch your phone and it'll tell you when to come get your stuff.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DD Myth: "I can write a whole paragraph of notes and expect my dasher to follow them to the letter even when they're contradictory! Please don't do this. It's often confusing, misleading, or very time consuming. Making us call/text/ring doorbell and knock when you don't answer (a real run!)...
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was today years old when I figured out that all my past romantic relationships were doomed toxic yuri No I will not explain further
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The trans war flag. Had some fun with this! Deeper colours than the peacetime trans flag, square, with a guisarme on it- a peasant's weapon that's particularly good at fighting anyone rich enough to be on a horse, that you can use as a farmer's tool in peacetime.
The trans war flag. Square, with deep blue in the bottom left, warm pink in the top right, and a thick band of white separating the colours that runs from the top left to the bottom right.

From bottom left to top right is a black icon of a guisarme.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This all goes so fucking hard ⚧️⚔️
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love big booba and clever use of language, definitely a poetry to this 😁
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maisie about to get realllll comfy
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It wouldn't be me out at a social gathering if I didn't somehow make an absolute fool of myself at least once.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush: Fuck off Link, she's with me.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do wish I could gain weight, give my new form some more padding to work with 😁
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That booty looks kinder and softer so that helps already
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Thundercats are on the move! Thundercats are loose!" It me I love it 😻
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your kitteh is so precious I lub himb, tell him for me okay?
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is my hope that I could grow a pair as perfect as yours. Time will tell!
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do I sign up for this?
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🐉 Witchy Poo - Elsie🔮 @enterdumbnamehere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)
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Gomez & Morticia Addams: Dearest Love
ALT: Gomez & Morticia Addams: Dearest Love
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this what loving yourself feels like? 🥲
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As much as I hate the Vatican for everything they've ever done in 1600 years...this is good? This could be tactical, perhaps to position themselves as an actual "21st century religion" which is an idea that some may find appealing. They have a long way to go to fix themselves though.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maximum comfy smoosh potential
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prediction, the upcoming midterm election will be the least legitimate in this country's history. They have publicly announced that they plan to fix it in their favor. They did it before but they've had 2 years to iterate on that. What we the people need to prepare for is now we respond.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1957 computer science: "Garbage in, garbage out" 2026: "Well actually garbage is the future and we need to dump all of it into these models trust me bro"
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking of someone very specific rn
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thing I hate about being nocturnal... I can't ever get a mcgriddle. Yeah I know but they're a guilty pleasure and when macdonal stopped all day breakfast they placed them out of reach for me. I'm going to bed when they open. I'd either have to change my whole cycle or stay up and eat one in bed lol
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ICE are enemy combatants, full stop
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL one of the most likely reasons I've had so many dental problems is my autoimmune disorder... Oddly that makes me feel better cause I've felt a lot of guilt about that, but I was doomed from the start.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mando+Grogu is not a good Star Wars movie. It's a good 2 episodes of the show, duct taped together. I was more bored with it than any other SW film including the prequels. Comes together in the end but I don't see why it needed to be in theaters other than $.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'know, Tim Curry killing Meat Loaf with an axe in RHPS really hits different these days
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My horn crest hurts sometimes, I didn't think it would be growing in this soon. Just dragon maturation problems don't mind me
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lookin very cuddleable rn, I am prepared to assist in this regard
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It really is helping already
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's not tired till it's over, and it's not bullshit if it's true. Royal can go fuck themselves.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today she made a point of saying it even though I could only walk behind her to get by. She knew it was me, and I felt so seen. I said hi and stuff as well as I could even though I had to leave. I wish there were a way we could talk more when we're not both working. I'm such a disaster lesbian. 😭
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a girl who works at a liquor store I doordash from. I really like her. She always makes a point of saying hi to me. Her eyes smile above her mask when she waves. I always wave back and try to do the same. I think she likes me too...
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's almost like we CARE about our trans siblings in places that are less safe than our own, imagine that! Other people existing under threat because we have abstract thought to know they exist! Empathy for friends in danger! WE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT! Magneto was right.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went out and met new friends and learned names and was brave despite terror and felt seen and heard and did not die! Be proud of me because statistically I do not do this, it just never happens. But if I don't face my fears I cannot grow beyond them. The old omen speaks again.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I ponied up the real money currency to move my SWTOR main to my partner's server, then we never played, and then we broke up. Sigh
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I hate Super Metroid" is a hell of a hot take
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very cuteh and hot!
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I gotta say it: ACAB includes The X-Files Yeah I'm gay for Gillian Anderson, but sorry Mulder and Scully, you're not exempt
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I could never machinegun flower like that, lungs tore up That cleavage though, I could do this all day
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where must I go to answer this call, I am prepared
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hemlo I am also very silly but not a goose more of a weird semi-humanoid umbra-infected daughter of dragonkind. I hope that's okay
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where is the cursed pool that Ranma fell into, I swear I won't just jump right in, pinkie promise, with a cherry on top
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I'm allowed to just summon a gif tho...
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Ranma 1/2 Remake: Ranma Saotome
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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