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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti

@schnozbott.bsky.social
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Alien robot wizard from the future! Author, delivery mercenary, certified crazy person, and a lot of other things you'd never believe.

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🐉 Witchy Poo - Elsie🔮 @enterdumbnamehere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)
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Gomez & Morticia Addams: Dearest Love
ALT: Gomez & Morticia Addams: Dearest Love
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this what loving yourself feels like? 🥲
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prediction, the upcoming midterm election will be the least legitimate in this country's history. They have publicly announced that they plan to fix it in their favor. They did it before but they've had 2 years to iterate on that. What we the people need to prepare for is now we respond.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1957 computer science: "Garbage in, garbage out" 2026: "Well actually garbage is the future and we need to dump all of it into these models trust me bro"
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking of someone very specific rn
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thing I hate about being nocturnal... I can't ever get a mcgriddle. Yeah I know but they're a guilty pleasure and when macdonal stopped all day breakfast they placed them out of reach for me. I'm going to bed when they open. I'd either have to change my whole cycle or stay up and eat one in bed lol
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL one of the most likely reasons I've had so many dental problems is my autoimmune disorder... Oddly that makes me feel better cause I've felt a lot of guilt about that, but I was doomed from the start.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mando+Grogu is not a good Star Wars movie. It's a good 2 episodes of the show, duct taped together. I was more bored with it than any other SW film including the prequels. Comes together in the end but I don't see why it needed to be in theaters other than $.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'know, Tim Curry killing Meat Loaf with an axe in RHPS really hits different these days
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My horn crest hurts sometimes, I didn't think it would be growing in this soon. Just dragon maturation problems don't mind me
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's a girl who works at a liquor store I doordash from. I really like her. She always makes a point of saying hi to me. Her eyes smile above her mask when she waves. I always wave back and try to do the same. I think she likes me too...
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I went out and met new friends and learned names and was brave despite terror and felt seen and heard and did not die! Be proud of me because statistically I do not do this, it just never happens. But if I don't face my fears I cannot grow beyond them. The old omen speaks again.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I ponied up the real money currency to move my SWTOR main to my partner's server, then we never played, and then we broke up. Sigh
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I hate Super Metroid" is a hell of a hot take
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I gotta say it: ACAB includes The X-Files Yeah I'm gay for Gillian Anderson, but sorry Mulder and Scully, you're not exempt
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where is the cursed pool that Ranma fell into, I swear I won't just jump right in, pinkie promise, with a cherry on top
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DD Myth: "I can just ask the driver for more condiments/etc that isn't in the order itself in the notes cause I'm already paying them right?" False. That's not our responsibility. Also we can't even see your notes until the order is confirmed as picked up, and we don't see that until we get there.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How is it that every time I go to Wendy's it's somehow worse than the last? Someone call a necromancer and bring back Dave Thomas, these people are fucking clueless
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fate opens a door, I hop through I find people like perhaps I've never found before They welcome me. They are instantly approachable. I feel comfortable enough to talk. I find myself not afraid of them. I start to feel safe. Am I...home?
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I cry almost every day now and I can't tell you 1. how much I needed this and 2. how much I love the depth of feeling being unlocked inside me.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm gonna put this out maybe before anyone else If WA state gov does not do EVERYTHING possible to protect their trans population from the ongoing fed genocide Then no one is safe. No one. We're just "first" No matter who you are You're next. Doesn't matter who/what you are. They're coming
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's like I can FEEL again. Joy, pain, relief, rage, bliss, despair, catharsis, schadenfreude, wholeness, brokenness, community, loneliness...I can't even list it all But it's all simultaneous, a depth I haven't felt since youth Second puberty is a helluva thing
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Goth Mommy 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 12/09/2026
Centered black text on white: a reflective quote about boundaries — 'If you push me away, I promise you, you won't find me where you left me. My heart's big, but not big enough to deal with people who decide to love me when it's convenient for them.' — moonsoulchild
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Okay I guess it's gonna be that kind of night, well I guess my backlog of crying is quite long and will take some time to get through.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I weep for all the True things I wish I could say, but cannot. The only things I know are real to me. Things I wish I could share. But I am alone. Perhaps I always will be. I need to learn to accept that. The Buddha might have had a point. Desire is pain.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so pretty today you don't even know
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Breaking news: Dayjoborchestra turned out to be actual pieces of shit that don't understand why not to use slurs. Which would be sad if they'd released a decent video in the last decade (they haven't). So I'm grateful they made it such an easy decision to forget they exist.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When did we as a people become so terrified of doing what must be done? How did we delude ourselves into thinking everything could be solved in peace? What propaganda brainwashed an entire nation to never rise up? Where did the fighters disappear to? Who will step up before it's too late?
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had to return to the Grove only a day later cause I forgot to grab that baggie I found to throw away! Keeping that sacred place clean is part of my mandate. Had to park in a weird spot for less walking, but I found it. Also picked up litter at my parking spot in exchange for me being there.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love getting dogpiled in a twitch chat when 1. They started the argument 2. I'm right 3. I tried to apologize and move on but they didn't I should just block anybody that decides to be an asshole/idiot at me cause really it's not worth even engaging with them.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ZALiA 2nd quest Dragmire done with no game overs I am the fucking queen bitch of the universe
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Celeste: After Chapter 1: "Hmm this is cool, I'll probably just play this casually." *weeks pass, I get reminded and load it up* After Chapter 2: *Uncontrollable sobbing* "I love this game"
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New concept? First utterance? I coin: "Polycule of Madness" -When a DID system is all in a loving trusting relationship ❤️💜🧡💚💙
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why do landlords insist you make 3x the rent? So they can raise it every new lease without complaint. So they can charge extra for parking when it should be included. So they can keep your deposit when you finally do have to leave because the rent went up too high.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hatred is not inherently wrong. The target is the difference. Hate marginalized groups? Probably for some idiotic reason? Bad. Hate the powerful and their abuse of privilege over everyone else? That's fine. Correct, even. Whatever motivates you to fight evil is useful.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone rolled up here, saw how badly I'm acting out and being a bitch, and clicked "follow". Wild.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The more humans I interact with, the less I want to save them.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Starting to think that most on bluesky are just people that went back to the nazi platform cause they weren't getting enough attention. Was it worth it? How does it feel knowing your ad views support one of the worst men on the planet? Were your morals really so easily bought and sold?
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I see how it is. Some of you had to see this. The algo can't be suppressing me that much? And yet I have no one. Not a single human will do the bare minimum. A trifle is too much for you. Understand that I need none of you. Just unfollow me if you're immune to interaction. Leave. Begone!
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really? 475 of you and not a single one saw this, or if any did, you could not be fucked to even press a button? The bare minimum of effort? I'm not even asking for money!
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some please tell me not to text my ex I don't care who just anyone that follows me Curiosity is killing this cat and I need to be stopped Seriously if you're seeing this just reply with a big fat NO STOP Or even just a like, I'll take that as the same thing Don't just scroll past Help me
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wish I could just give up for the weekend and just sleep through it. Periods do suck ngl.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know I shouldn't talk shit about people that mean well in their version of "resistance." I'm just frustrated that so much of it amounts to a performance. To have the image of revolution without everything that entails. We don't have the luxury of half-measures anymore. They're going to kill us.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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The Lost Boys: Kiefer Sutherland's 'How Far?'
ALT: The Lost Boys: Kiefer Sutherland's 'How Far?'
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sometimes a person who chats me up in public is only interesting because they're such a fucking whack job
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The main reason I'm a bi/lesbian now is that any attraction I feel towards masc people is against my will. The instinct isn't a choice, but that doesn't mean I have to act on it. I mean I'm over dating in general, not even to physical reasons, but at least I've got that figured out.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The cough drops in my pocket just underwent mitosis I loaded 7 before work, and opened one in the field, leaving 6 4.5 hours later, I reach into my pocket and pull out 12 Glitch in the Matrix? Probabilistic duplication? Alternate universe collision? I can't explain it
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It occurred to me today that soon, I will be able to breast boobily to the stairs, and tit downwards. That is all.
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Y'know it's really funny to me that despite being cishet, you were called "prime lesbian meat" once, and then you entered into an LTR with someone that was actually a woman the entire time. Turns out your friend was 100% right!
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Sasha (M.R.) Longinotti @schnozbott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's hilarious when I get tunneled every single Marvel Rivals game, and then their team still loses. You worked so hard to piss off one person, but you got 6, 5 of which were your teammates. A lot of people are very confused about the point of that game.
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