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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

making a million hornydollars with my new indie hit: Rampage But It's Anime Ladies

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

guy who is spared twink death but in turn becomes a live laugh love style wine dad

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

if you wanna seem real incisive to the less-online people in your life just point out to them how every website is now just screenshots of other websites

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I dreamt that I was perched atop a throne of human skulls On a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls And the dream went on forever, one single static frame Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name

Kelsey Grammer as Frasier sitting at his microphone looking pensive

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

batter and fry that sumbitch

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

like they're not wrong that i'm a little bit of a chaser but i'd at least like to think i'm a gentleman about it

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

the only ads I get on tumblr anymore are calling me a chaser, I assume the inverse is happening where women are getting ads for "hey you wanna date some shlubby depressed guy"

screenshot of an ad with an illustration of a woman hitting a deep squat in heels over a trans flag colors sunburst pattern

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

was doing my taxes like a good little cuck-fir-empire and i realized i schnedwobenuinely could not remember if i'd done em for 2024. what a dogshit stretch of time

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

going to a furry rave tonight, wish me luck

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 13/02/2026

i would deal with the disgustingly smelly farts and genocide stuff, and vote for kamala harris if it meant she’d bring back quaaludes.

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

starting the list of kinds of people I'd like to be because i'm sick of being conscious: • vaguely new age but also vaguely christian reiki guy • loss prevention at walmart who just watches skateboard videos all day • Armored Core style brain in a jar mech pilot

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I mean... the "princess of the trades" stereotype is not exactly unfounded lol

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The fundamental error of a lot of these freaks is failing to double down. It's not like his slop hog fans would care about lip syncing, so why not own it?

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

it's a stupid person's world and opting in is not preferable but definitely tempting

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The rare occasion where, as an electrician, I will bother to actually clean up my messes

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

not quite suicidal but the thought has crossed my mind a lot recently to try and intentionally give myself AI psychosis

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

fell victim to advertising award 🏆

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

is Matt Berry actually British or is that just acting

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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

my subtle and well drawn comic

man saying "Hey Geegord gang! We're updating our policy to help protect children!"

he continues "every user will be required to take a picture of their balls from the back, along with an up to date copy of your W2"

cont. "anyone who is unable to verify their cheeks will be put on the no fly list". he is saying this on someone's phone

2 people in a room, one on the couch saying "unrelated did they arrest anyone yet for that epstein stuff" the other on knees taking an awkward pic of their sack saying "shut up and help me aim"

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

saw someone absolutely hauling ass down the street on a scooter, full neon hi vis outfit, huge Sonic the Hedgehog plushie strapped to their back. immensely jealous of their raw joie de vivre

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

if discord wants to get froggy i'm sending them closeups of my dick and balls and anus until i'm sentenced with transportation to the IRC mines

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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 09/02/2026

sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG

KEY FACTS
• In a 40-minute-long interview on
MSNBC, Harris told host Rachel Maddow she had always believed that "titans of industry" would serve as a guardrail for democracy in the
country.

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

yeah, a problem with my dumbass state outlawing vapes

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I don't, but with a self-fulfilling pitch like that they must have been great

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

YOU - I'm once again reminded of how Contact Mike rose from the slums of Saint-Batiste to the top of the boxing world, overcoming adversity and serious brain trauma. Nothing is coming -- nothing he wouldn't knock out in three rounds. The real fight is for the right attitude.

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

vexes me what exactly the overall rhetorical push from liberals is other than "dissolve your hope in acid". The continued insistence that a holding of noses and lowering of standards will result in leadership that will Put Things Right is fucking ridiculous. Where's the accountability in that?

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Anyone they're gonna let near the levers of power is someone I can say with confidence is a chode. I'm not expecting any positive treatment, let alone preferential, from these people

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

went to a Fuddruckers for the first time in years the other day and it was the exact perfect level of mediocre

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

i use like five or six things to avoid voting by this point. all that pointless energy is redirected into organizing

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

this is actually pretty fun prose, it's a shame about the broken brain

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

they've got Big Bang Theory on at the plasma donation place. bourgeois humiliation ritual

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Gonna take some time to really introspect and ork on myself.

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

i am broke as a joke until Thursday next week but guess who's finally got a car and finally back to work

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The Party cannot fail, it can only BE failed!

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

It's beautifully symbolic, each skeet a burst of information-- it's like sperm, but posting too

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Worked up some stickers parodying a local contractor. Never worked there, they're just in our union, but from what I hear it's a total rat shop

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

you can swing a cool 89% if you stop short of full on Elder Scrolls style racism

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

the billy hatcher shirt was an absolutely genius choice

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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 31/01/2026

FYI for anyone who has thought of checking out our shows.

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schnedwob @schnedwob.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

"You guys need my credit card information to get started? Well who am I to stand in the way of love"

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