Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Twenty Twenty Six Please no nasty surprises Oh, Venezuela. Haiku by Johannes 3rd January 2026 050
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 26/12/2025youtu.be/APMu32sC2nMyoutu.beThere Is No White Jesus | FamalamYouTube video by BBC Three 230
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 13/07/20255/4 (heh heh) Anyhoo, the next stage after my recent high level ADHD diagnosis is medication... but as my boys asked me this weekend, "Will it stop you from being the REAL you?".. I guess I'll find out. 010
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 13/07/20254/4 Same with exams. So many people revise for hours and days and weeks and months and panic about the process. I've tried this type of revision and cannot do it. Inevitably I pull an all-nighter and read textbooks etc until the morning... I've yet to fail an exam or even score badly 100
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I struggle with mundane, everyday (boring?) tasks. Yet I seem to function best when the pressure is high and something needs to be done/fixed/sorted in the next few hours. When everyone else is panicking, that's my calm and collected Zen moment, and I just seem to see the solution to the problem. 100
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 13/07/20252/4 who leap at the chance to control/coerce somebody whilst making them feel useless and worthless. I see you. 000
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 13/07/20251/4 Pretty accurate. This week I finally received my ADHD diagnosis. I've fluctuated from always knowing I'm different (but unable to explain how) to massive confidence, then to massive anxiety. This has made me an easy target for nasty narcissistic partners in the past (including recently) - 210
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My favourite (and most relevant) fridge magnet ever! 🤣 140
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Wow. Interesting few months. New house 🏠 New girlfriend ♡ Still have 5 cats 🐈 😻 Genuine happiness 😊 030
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I see the price of MAGA hats has doubled overnight. 010
