Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Twenty Twenty Six Please no nasty surprises Oh, Venezuela. Haiku by Johannes 3rd January 2026 050
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 13/07/20251/4 Pretty accurate. This week I finally received my ADHD diagnosis. I've fluctuated from always knowing I'm different (but unable to explain how) to massive confidence, then to massive anxiety. This has made me an easy target for nasty narcissistic partners in the past (including recently) - 210
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 20/05/2025My favourite (and most relevant) fridge magnet ever! 🤣 140
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Wow. Interesting few months. New house 🏠 New girlfriend ♡ Still have 5 cats 🐈 😻 Genuine happiness 😊 030
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I see the price of MAGA hats has doubled overnight. 010
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025This can go one of two ways: 1. The liars get held accountable for their blatant disregard of national security and respect of law and decency. Unlikely, as their C.i.C. sets the example. 2. The independent news outlets/press/reporters are silenced. See Russia, China, N. Korea, Iran, Afghanistan 020
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025This is actually offensive. Evidence shows that the Neanderthals were capable of intelligent thought and empathy. 010
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Forget politics for a second. This is rescue cat #5 - Little Lady Lyra - ain't she a cutie? And look at the tip of her tail (and her 50/50 split face). So unique ♡ 050
Reposted by Sir Spanky Schmolafrobinsvoice.bsky.social @robinsvoice.bsky.social · 22/03/2025THIS is why Epstein was Murdered. It CANNOT get out...that trump was just one of the powerful people who enjoyed the Epstein spoils and they are trying to destroy the evidence. There were court files released in articles to the public that detailed what was going on in Epstein's world. 021
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Miss GiGi, waiting for the lazy human to get up and sort breakfast. Purring like crazy. One of my 5 rescues. 020
Reposted by Sir Spanky SchmolafAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid 8295716012730
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Rumours that Putin slaps his pupil with a ruler to keep him in line are totally unfounded. Likewise Elon Musk when he's talking in the Oval Office Or French President Macron.. 000
Reposted by Sir Spanky SchmolafAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 24/02/2025Dear Europe, Trump completely melts under pushback. So push back. 641290835815
Reposted by Sir Spanky SchmolafHart @hart-frentz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025#Trump, the Rest of the world... #Maga 725358
Reposted by Sir Spanky SchmolafBill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 25/02/2025The sound you hear are MAGA fascist heads exploding over French president Emmanuel Macron treating Trump like a drooling, dementia-addled grandpa. Trump supporters continue to be the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 825649
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 24/02/2025www.borowitzreport.com/p/musk-forms...borowitzreport.comMusk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.” 001
Reposted by Sir Spanky SchmolafEDEN GATEKEEPER @edengk.bsky.social · 24/02/2025100!!! FUCK NAZI VEEP KKKING TRUMP!!! CC THE MISERY INDEX STOP NAZI VANILLA ISIS 242
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 23/02/2025..and this is rescue cats #5.. Little Lady Lyra 260
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 23/02/20254 of my 5 rescue cats. From top, clockwise, Miss GiGi, Olaf Schmolaf, Loki, Lady Elsa. 170
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 23/02/2025uk.news.yahoo.com/donald-trump...uk.news.yahoo.comDonald Trump was recruited by KGB with codename 'Krasnov', claims ex-Soviet spyDonald Trump was recruited by the KGB with the codename 'Krasnov', claims an ex-Soviet spy. 031
Sir Spanky Schmolaf @schmolaf.bsky.social · 23/02/2025#CatPicoftheDay Loki is the 3rd of my 5 rescue cats, rescued as an abused kitten during the first lockdown, 2020 in Eastbourne, UK. 242
