Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Him swole but obedient. Has gained roundhouse kick proficiency. Can jump wild far like you wouldn't believe. Loves a housefly snack and summer sausage 0101
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My little Sicily plants are going crazy in the hanging baskets this year. Doing better than the tumblers even. 030
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is my ninja son now. I'm going to train him like the girl who trained her dog to roundhouse kick. 040
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I grew this in my garden this year. First spotted as a wee baby in my dill. 020
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If my tomatoes are all in a clump will that make them smol? 350
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Big Mama is back! Don't mess with her babies. She will wave her arm at you alarmingly (alarming to me at least, I am low-key afraid of her). 030
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Sweater for the homie Chelsea finished and delivered. She looks adorable in it, as per usual. It was cozier than I expected, might have to bust out one for myself. 🧶 1210
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Gave this jag an extra blanket because it's been so cold, obviously he really needed it. Excuse me for caring sir. 021
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Traveling for Christmas this year so we have a pared down tree situation. Still smells good, I'll take it. 020
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Me and the homie kickin' it on the balcony enjoying the evening breeze. 030
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 31/10/2025At Valley View in Garfield right now if you know anyone who needs it. 000
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Monarch caterpillar on our butterfly milkweed today 🐛 030
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Photographic evidence of why my budget and my couch cushions are busted. 010
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Across the street neighbor cat patiently waiting for next door neighbor cat to come outside. 050
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Pretending saying blue MAGA is racist...some of y'all have lost the fuckin' plot again. 000
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 19/06/2025It's not pretty but damn the deviled egg toast at Speckled Egg is so good. 020
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Cringe is officially a dead concept. Describing genocide this way, with that PFP and name and banner, and you think other folks are cringe? That shit dead AF, stick a fork in it. 000
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Amaryllis being appropriately punctual for Easter. 🌱 040
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 05/04/2025And hell let's throw on a WIP for #ShowMeYourKnits, the Oh Valencia sock in Hedgehog Fibers Sock, $26 on sale. 1110
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 05/04/2025This was for my husband, who has a loooooong torso, it was $112 and only because I caught the bulk packs on discount. 1110
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I see folks saying make your own clothes to avoid tariffs. Aside from the fact materials are also subject to tariffs, a brief thread on knitting costs. 🧶 First up, by far my cheapest pair of knit socks, yarn cost $16. (My dog is concerned about global economics.) 3306
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Frogged a bunch of black cashmerino and it looks uncannily like bundles. 🧶 091
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Sewing in ends is my absolute least favorite thing by so much. Massive hater. 🧶 Pattern: ravel.me/misheel 1100
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025GLAMs funding opportunity: Up to $50k available for the digitization of at-risk audio and A/V materials. Visit www.clir.org/recordings-a... for more information or to register for the upcoming applicant information webinar. 📚 156
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Finna go walk the dog accessorized like I'm doing crimes. 080
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I somehow bought way too much yarn for my friend Michelle's sweater so now I am knitting myself a www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib.... #ShowMeYourKnits 🧶 2250
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024It took 16 days to get it decorated but that's ok because it's done a great job of being a giant air freshener in the meantime. 0101
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Shout out to Florence, she really my white lady queen. I don't even need her to put new shit out, she's a permanent wrapped fixture. 030
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024My cis male spouse has to have surgery and during recovery he will need to use a peri bottle (portable bidet), and like...why is stuff branded like this. Who wants this. I have a vagina and this is 0% appealing. Perineums aren't vaginas. 020
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024This old cat is so bad and spoiled. I hope someone is as nice to me when I'm old and a pain in the ass. 1260
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024#ShowMeYourKnits sometimes I make the insane decision to knit entire sweaters in fingering weight but Karen loved it so it's cool. 🧶 Pattern: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib... 2331
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Wasn't expecting to see my undergrad alma mater repped at the Petersen Auto Museum. Way to be iconic CMU. 010
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 09/11/2024WIP for my girl Michelle. Hope to have it done by Christmas but I keep having dumb tennis elbow. 🧶 180
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I'm late AF to this but Terminator is fucking great! I was 2 when it came out so too little. I thought it was scary? I don't like scary so I never watched it. It is not scary and it absolutely bangs. 110
Schmalyson @schmalyson.bsky.social · 03/11/2024I had no idea about this one going into it and was insanely fun. Fantastic energy. Would recommend. 000
