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Schlez

@schlez.in
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Trying to make the web nicer. Compute at @vercel.com. A failed punk rocker.

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Schlez @schlez.in · 14/08/2026
From a first place Hackathon project to @vercel.com Ship NYC announcement: Dockerfile functions
A prize for winning 1st place in the Vercel internal hackathon, by implementing Dockerfile for Vercel Functions.
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Schlez @schlez.in · 05/08/2026
Incredible repo
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Schlez @schlez.in · 03/08/2026
Your outie reads every line of code by the agent before asking a code review
The “outie facts” session from Severance
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Schlez @schlez.in · 04/03/2025
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Schlez @schlez.in · 02/01/2025
got a new keyboard (nuphy halo75 v2 with silent red clear top switches), and recorded a comparison between it and my old keychron k2 with brown switches does that make me an influencer (i love the keychron, i only needed a quieter one)
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Schlez @schlez.in · 16/11/2024
standard discussion on xitter: i mention tel aviv and people reply it’s a good place to kill children 0 peaceful responses. 0 about coexistence. its always about throwing away the jewish. That’s the face of many technologists!
A tweet: “i look at Tel Aviv today and im amazed! BEST city for killing children with remote technology”
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Schlez @schlez.in · 13/11/2024
if ur using serde and not miette[1] what are you even doing [1] docs.rs/miette
a test that shows fnm failing to parse the index json file. it shows the exact place where parsing failed in the source with the error annotated neatly.
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Schlez @schlez.in · 11/11/2024
wanted to try that but i can't even see it on the UI 😮 maybe i'm doing something wrong? missing a setting?
a screenshot of the post i'm replying to that doesn't contain the flares
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Schlez @schlez.in · 10/11/2024
אולי תנסה לעדכן גרסה?
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Schlez @schlez.in · 10/11/2024
we're working on making middleware faster, more secure, and.. simpler. we're seeing a massive drop in p90 for next-gen Node.js middleware we currently test in prod. building on top of the compute primitives we already have like in-function concurrency takes us a long way into simplifying the stack.
A chart with a title of "Request Duration (p90)", showing two lines: a yellow one around ~32ms and a green one around ~29ms. The green one is the new infra we're working on.
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Schlez @schlez.in · 01/11/2024
Israeli homelabber be like (I wired an Ethernet cable to our building shelter and installed a router there so we won’t be disconnected from news and alerts. But I don’t want the network to be available all the time as it’s unsafe)
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