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@schizo.horse
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i am the wizard. pope of The Malware Ministry www.shinkuzone.com

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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 05/10/2026
Women #themalwareministry
A sketchy drawing of Mary, with a surprised/stunned expression.A sketchy drawing of Sandra, she is leaning her head on one hand with a jaded look.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 28/09/2026
Internet Explorer 5 running on Windows 95 displaying a novelty site, compaq.horse. The site is an almost 1:1 copy of the 1996 compaq.com homepage, except nearly every word is replaced with 'horse'.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 09/09/2026
Mind map of songs canonical to Windows.

In the center is a graphic of a CD labeled 'Songs canonical to Windows'.

Branching off of it, are different song titles with accompanying graphics, in no particular order.

David Byrne - Like Humans Do represented by a smiley face graphic.
Marc Seales - Highway Blues represented by a long road graphic.
Madonna - Ray of Light represented by a sunshine graphic.
Edie Brickell - Good Times represented by a Window graphic.
Weezer - Buddy Holly represented by 4 humans sitting side by side in theater chairs graphic.
Beethoven - Symphony no. 9 - represented by a photograph of a violin
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/09/2026
@nortonutilities.bsky.social
Sam text:
What’s up baby
Down for a fun time?

I reply:
🤨
Aren’t you married?

He replies:
Well too bad!
IM MARRIED
WAIT WHO TOLD YOU?
HOW’D YOU GET THIS NUMBER? NEVER CALL AGAIN THANK YOU BYE!
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 07/09/2026
I love you, weird chinese square
Kiss burn: spicy chicken flavor. Open pack held by me. With a bite out of it
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 04/09/2026
Huh mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
My dialect map featuring a strong similarity to US Southern dialect
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 01/09/2026
Proud to say that I will be doing my first live performance as The Malware Ministry next month! The show is on Sunday, September 13th. Doors open at 7PM CST. It will be broadcasted. The stream link will be accessible at live.malware.church when it's showtime.
The Malware Ministry
ROOM ####
Sunday, September 13th 2026 @7PM
Room: (space is intentionally left blank)

Kasane Teto, Microsoft Sam, Hatsune Miku, More
https://live.malware.church/
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 29/07/2026
fl studio channel rack with an instrument labeled 'taco bell' with an icon of a handbell that suspiciously looks like the taco bell logo
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/07/2026
Friendly fire. Eating some good dawgs. Burnt 🤤 #GoodLunch.
Fire pit with a hot dog roasting over itPaper plate with a charred hot dog on white bread with mustard and a pickle spear
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/07/2026
He likes his Baja Blast.
Sam Whistler, at Walmart, putting a 24 pack of Mountain Dew Baja Blast in his shopping cart.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 09/07/2026
Faust belongs to @beeplebees.bsky.social
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/07/2026
really showing a range of styles here lol Sam Whistler belongs to kenmazu95 Sam Whistler belongs to me :)
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/07/2026
Odd belongs to @fuyukarasu.xyz
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/07/2026
Mercy and Sweetpea belong to @comikbook.bsky.social
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 29/06/2026
Did some sketches in my down time today!
The character Sam Whistler from The Malware Ministry dressed in a classic maid's uniform. He is standing with his arms folded politely, with a look of astonishment and judgement on his face.My fursona Shinku, an anthropomorphic horse wearing a business suit, holding a cigarette, smug expression. "MHRSE is up 68%!", her speech bubble reads. There is an arrow indicating stocks are up.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 26/06/2026
toxic cursed doomed old man yaoi straight from the retirement home nightcore ver
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/06/2026
It’s not even cool. It’s always the MOST BORING shit you’ve ever seen.
DOS database software in the big box

The EXPRESSway to Information Management™
R:BASE
for DOS
TRIAL PACK
The Relational
Database Management
System -limited to 50 rows.
5.25" version.
MICRORIM
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 10/06/2026
Sam Whistler hanging out
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 10/06/2026
Sam Whistler saluting the pride flag
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/06/2026
Check it out! New Technology on CD has been added to the shop. Almost Home has been restocked. Sandra acrylic charms have been added to the acrylic charms section :) And Sam standees too! shop.malware.church/product-cate...
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/06/2026
@mrwhistler.bsky.social this you?
Wikipedia screenshot. Image of a monarch butterfly on the ground captioned "Male Monarch butterfly mud-puddling".
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 07/06/2026
well fuck you too. back to publisher 2k I go.
A popup received when opening Microsoft Publisher. It says:

Publisher is retiring
Beginning October 2026, Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported, and you won't be able to access Publisher or open Publisher files.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 03/06/2026
FEEL THE BUTTERFLIES!!! #pride #pridemonth #pride2026 #samwhistler #themalwareministry
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/05/2026
having a grand ol time. still toiling away. [wip]
an update to the aforementioned painting. The white spots on Samuel's monarch butterfly wings are eyeballs
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/05/2026
My favorite software
A stack of diskettes. One labeled "Burger Utilities for the IBS PC"
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 20/05/2026
Ordered more copies of Almost Home, submitted New Technology for printing too! Also ordered some surprise merch that'll be coming in next month 👀 I'll make an official announcement when the store is actually restocked.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 18/05/2026
How does he know?
Screenshot from Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream. Mii Jeff the Killer is shouting into the sea, “I want to try being put inside of a computer with Comptun Sparks”
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 14/05/2026
this is the shit sam sees when he's witnessing the ghost of himself #themalwareministry
a glowing silhouette of a man pointing at the viewer. within it, an artistic interpretation of the human nervous system can be seen.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 13/05/2026
Missed out on the limited-edition physical run of Worms!? It's back, along with the acrylic charms and Almost Home, all sold separately. New Technology isn't available yet since the CDs aren't finalized, but it should be added within the next view months. shop.malware.church/product-cate...
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 12/05/2026
got to work on this s'more today
an updated work in progress image of the art piece mentioned above
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 11/05/2026
Tube time
My cat Lilith. Eager black cat facing the viewer. She’s in a cat tunnel and has a metallic cat toy fish in front of her.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 07/05/2026
Started another painting today
Close up of the painting depicted in the second image showcasing the detailAn unfinished painting of a dramatically lit scene. A deity figure with large monarch butterfly wings floats in front of a knelt man wearing a red tunic
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 07/05/2026
Been doing silly roleplay and drawing character expressions
Mary wearing a green cat sweater and giving a thumbs up with an awkward smileSam smiling blanklySam with huge bags under his squinty eyes, he looks worried and confused. He is wearing a shirt with a blue sky printed on it captioned “nothin’ but blue skies”Sam with his arms crossed and a smug “i told you so” expression
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 07/05/2026
what 🤓
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 06/05/2026
Joe Camel. An anthropomorphic camel wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket lighting a cigarette.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 06/05/2026
Zartholomew when he sees a vampire
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 05/05/2026
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 05/05/2026
this photo is from when computers knew their place. shoved in the back corner. out of view. only to be used when needed.
Photo of business. A smiling woman with curly brown hair sits with her arms resting on a desk. There are a few booklets and papers on the desk. A man in a suit sits behind the desk facing the woman. They seem to be agreeing on something. A computer is tucked away in the corner behind the man, it appears to be powered off.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 04/05/2026
We're Sorry!
photomanipulation art featuring a Compaq Deskpro 486 with keyboard, monitor, and speakers on a desk. The monitor is off, but a reflection of Sam Whistler from The Malware Ministry is seen. A Windows 3.1 BSOD with invalid characters is projecting out of the monitor. Behind the computer and desk is a scene with a rundown payphone. The word 'Phone' is written backwards, implying that the image had been flipped. Behind the payphone is a small tree, parking lot and roads. The image has a warped version of itself overlayed.
The watermark reads www.shinkuzone.com
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 30/04/2026
worms! #themalwareministry
ms paint interpretation of the Worms! album cover. Sam Whistler from the Malware Ministry sits crouched on one knee, his right hand aimed up towards a gray retro computer displaying a blue screen. his left hand grasps an orange cable entangled with a gray cable and paperclip. colorful lines are drawn on the floor. a sun-like halo is drawn behind Sam's head.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 23/04/2026
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drawing of character zartholomew from ms dos 5 holding a 5
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/04/2026
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 21/04/2026
my half of an art trade with @fuyukarasu.xyz !! 3 AM audacity speedrun. (I had fun painting the audacity man)
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 20/04/2026
OH NO OH GOD SANDRA NO DON’T DO IT DON’T SHOW THAT TO THE MIIS
Screenshot from Tomadachi Life Living the Dream. News scene. My news anchor OC Sandra Moreno at the desk.
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 08/04/2026
when i say my pronouns are she/her this is what i mean
Simplicity sewing pattern showing off a 1980s dress with really big poofy sleeves
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 01/04/2026
[wip] magnolia!
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 25/03/2026
Blackberry
Soda can design. Blue skies and white clouds background. Black cat face looking into the distance. A handful of blackberries in the foreground
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 24/03/2026
mr. whisper #themalwareministry #eyestrain
abstract painting of my character sam whistler. his back is facing the viewer, but his head is turned and he is looking back at the viewer. his right hand is placed near his mouth as if he is telling a secret. his left hand points up at a very small golden butterfly. he has cyan rimlighting and a pink circle sits behind his head like a halo. the background is bright red
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 24/03/2026
I just love drawing corporate mugshots! #themalwareministry
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shinku horsedisposal @schizo.horse · 11/03/2026
Windows XP start button. The windows logo is replaced with a greyscale photo of Ringo Starr. The ‘start’ text is replaced with ‘Ringo’.
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