Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@nortonutilities.bsky.social Cortana said she’d chill with Azure. Are you ready to meet with the lawyer today? 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am going to kill myself if I reboot one more time 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I said, “what if if we just smuggle them out and flee the country”, and my lawyer recommended that I don’t post this. 000
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@nortonutilities.bsky.social did you figure anything out? How’s the research going? 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know you’re talking about me. WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT ME? 000
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@mxblueskies.bsky.social are you done with your homework? 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Budweiser clydesdales were a government psyop to make people subconsciously want to eat horses by associating them with alcoholic beverages. This has been the big plan since their debut. The government is now sending America’s 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@nortonutilities.bsky.social ay papi come over here 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*clings to @nortonutilities.bsky.social* NORTY im sooo ffucking hungover 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@nortonutilities.bsky.social norry i got you. Sliderbyurgrrer 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026White castle crave case ALL to myselg i have biblical greed 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What DO YOU mean breakfast ISNT SERVED FOR ROBOTS ??????????? 110
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Norton said I could have my phone back if I behave :-) 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@mxblueskies.bsky.social HOW is RONALD doing? Do you need more leaves? 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m working on it I’m working on it I’m working on it I’m working on it 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Some days I don’t think. I think I don’t think. I think. Wait. I think I don’t think but I’m thinking I? 100
Sam Whistler @mrwhistler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026@nortonutilities.bsky.social *enters the bedroom* Are you still asleep? 100
