President mocks political opponents and journalists in mostly light-hearted, hour-long speech at White House correspondents’ dinner

Officials became convinced by FDA’s findings, and gave the agency the green light to make them public

Alt: animated gif of a scene from Marvel television show Loki, depicting Tom Hiddleston as Loki in the TVA responding "Yes, very sad." before eagerly leaning forward with the segue "ANYWAY!"

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The CDC and FDA advised consumers to avoid eating shredded iceburg lettuce from Taco Bell as it investigates a parasitic outbreak that has sickened thousands.

YouTube video by Luke Humphris

Kimmel encouraged audiences to tune in to Colbert’s final broadcast before boycotting CBS as a network entirely and indefinitely.

Alt: Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme

Do not eat, sell, or serve certain RAW FARM-brand Raw Cheddar Cheese. FDA’s investigation is ongoing.