Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Day 1 of Spooky Lake Month 2026 actually gave me depression 120
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The year is 2026, murder is legal and the Valkyries are committing it on national television. 0110
Reposted by Lis SchendelJason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The gods have abandoned the Washington Mystics in this third quarter but fortunately they can win without the gods, who are their inferiors 1524
Reposted by Lis SchendelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved 122171498
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’ll be riding this high for the rest of the weekstatic.klipy.comRide of the ValkyriesALT: Ride of the Valkyries 0140
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Between the World Cup and All-Star weekend in SF, I’m about to be so incredibly outside in the month of July 060
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026static.klipy.comAmirite? Hades from Disney's HerculesALT: Amirite? Hades from Disney's Hercules 0130
Reposted by Lis SchendelTorres 🟧 @tordolisan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you don't love this team, you're lying #gsv #goldenstatevalkyries #valkyries 27321
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026USMNT catching strays in the Wings vs Libs halftime studio show 💀 051
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I haven’t seen it yet but now I feel inclined to watch it. 100
Reposted by Lis SchendelHaley Carter @hccarter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If I send you this, I’m running late and I intend to be dramatic. 0253
Reposted by Lis SchendelNorth Carolina Courage @nccourage.com · 05/07/2026AAAAAAAAAASHLEY SANCHEZ IS SOOOOO BACK 1356
Reposted by Lis SchendelEric Apricot, spooky (pu)g @ericapricot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Post-game Gabby: (On court) She’s never smiled so much playing ball. (Press conference) She says she’s been Juste’s biggest fan and promoter for years [they were teammates at ASVEL] and we’ve only seen a glimpse of what she’s capable of. 0337
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026In the building for Justė’s Ballhalla debut, first points, and first three hashtag blessed 😭 030
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“You must be sick if you enjoy OL losing 0-4 in the UWCL final.” Me: 0285
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026We have warmth and beaches here in the us if that’s mandatory 010
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Tabitha, how would you like to come play with your sister in the NWSL 1292
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026marine johannes is just doing whatever she wants out there 040
Reposted by Lis SchendelMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Reminder to please subscribe to Valkyries Beat to get dedicated coverage from across the country all season. I had a lot of free posts in preseason and more will be paywalled to help fund this project, but it's literally just $5 a month and I think it's worth it www.valkyriesbeat.com/upgrade 23210
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I gotta go to Utah for a gamestatic.klipy.comKostic Juventus: Man Rides Model Jet PlaneALT: Kostic Juventus: Man Rides Model Jet Plane 110
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I want to collect all the Elisabeth’s that play in WoSo 140
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 07/05/2026You guys I’m so Utah Royals pilled right now, they’re so fun 2190
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I can’t wait to binge watch tomorrow, it looks so peak 010
Reposted by Lis SchendelNWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 03/05/2026The Marta x Trin collab you didn't know you needed 🤝 09914
Reposted by Lis SchendelNWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 02/05/2026Following a weather delay, the match between the Orlando Pride and Washington Spirit will begin at 5:37 PM ET on ION. Warmups will begin now. 13912
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The Gabby Williams Valkyries jersey is about to go triple platinum in my household 😭 0201
Reposted by Lis SchendelNWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 12/04/2026Trinity Rodman just made a core memory ❤️ 211335100
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I would give Leny every penny in my bank account, my 401k, all the food in my fridge, and the air I breathe if I could 150
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Can’t wait for the first NWSL game to be played on the moon 0190
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026No way my first earth meal in a week is in n out when tacos el gordo is right there 0121
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Honestly valid, we are at any moment at risk of Not Being Here™️ 😭 130
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I literally went on a crazy side quest in Italy a few months ago to get my friend in France her jersey 🙃 020
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 03/04/2026NOT CARLA 😭😭😭😭 Check on your Valkyries friends yall, they’re devastated right now 152
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Golden 1 Center cheering louder for Dawn Staley than they have for the Sacramento Kings in the past 2 seasons 1111
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I’ve been in NWSL mode all weekend, did we all laugh at this already? 090
Lis Schendel @schendel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Was expecting more from the triple dipper but I’ll be honest I guess that’s the American way 130
Reposted by Lis SchendelNWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 15/03/2026Laura Harvey sitting on a cooler... We are SO back. 212118
