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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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Alright. Please back the Kickstarter for "Blood Van" (my new album with Coolzey), and please come see us on tour this October. Alright? KICKSTARTER: kickstarter.com/projects/coo... TOUR DATES/TIX: schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h... #bloodvan

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Saturday August 29th @ Spacebar in Columbus, OH: join me for Nerdcore Summer Camp, an end-of-summer nerd rap bash featuring some of my favorite brainy musicians. It’s gonna be like Wet Hot American Summer, but with rhymes. Tix & info: linktr.ee/nerdcoresumm...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Bro. Please back the fundraiser for my upcoming album with Coolzey called “Blood Van.” And please come see us live in October on the Blood Van Tour. KICKSTARTER: www.kickstarter.com/projects/coo... TOUR DATES/TIX: schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h... Bro. #bloodvan

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My decades long partner-in-weird @coolzey.bsky.social & I are working on a sick new album AND gearing up for a fall tour... *BACK THE KICKSTARTER: www.kickstarter.com/projects/coo... *TOUR DATES & TIX: schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Before my dear homie @coolzey.bsky.social and I hit the road this fall for the "Blood Van Tour," we're releasing a collaborative album called "Blood Van," which will feature both rap duets and drums/guitar rock band tracks. Please support our fundraiser. THANK. www.kickstarter.com/projects/coo...

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Collect All 79 returns with the first "DV8S" episode: a deep dive into the lore of G1 Transformers and a vintage Optimus Prime restoration. Please like and subscribe, nerds. ROLL OUT! youtu.be/TqYEwI3c9q8?...

Collect All 79 - Ep13 DV8S | G1 Optimus Prime Restoration Vintage Hasbro Transformers Toys

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

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Sat. June 13, 2026 @ 8pm EST: Join @mclars.bsky.social & me for Villains in the Feed, a live streaming nerdcore concert in celebration of our favorite bad guys. MC Snax opens. VIP tix with exclusive perks available now: lars-and-schaffer.square.site

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I’ve been obsessed with Darth Vader since age 3. Come watch me explore his lore and perform a lot of nerdcore rap songs when I team up with @mclars.bsky.social & MC Snax for Villains in the Feed, streaming live on Sat June 13th. Tix: lars-and-schaffer.square.site

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

In the new episode of "Collect All 79," I add a vintage vehicle, find my final pilots, invent a carded figure display option and write an insidiously infectious song. Plus, @mc.frontalot.com shows up! Please like & subscribe, nerds! #collectall79 #kennerstarwarstoys youtu.be/g90wlBZ164A?...

Collect All 79 - Ep12 | Pilot Action Figures Vintage Kenner Star Wars Toys B-Wing Tie Fighter

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

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Sat June 13: @mclars.bsky.social & I present “Villains in the Feed,” a live stream concert exploring lore behind beloved baddies. Lars will examine antagonists of Edgar Allen Poe & I will deep dive into Darth Vader. MC Snax opens. VIP tix w/exclusive perks available: lars-and-schaffer.square.site

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

If you've ever liked my song "Supervillain" from my 2007 album "Mark of the Beast," you're gonna love its all-new modern update. New beat. New vocal performance. New aggression. Mixed by Vince Vandal. Available exclusively on Patreon: patreon.com/c/schafferth... Root for the bad guys.

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Happy Star Wars Day! Have you been watching my youtube series about vintage Kenner Star Wars toy collecting? Because if not...I find your lack of "likes and subscribes" disturbing. Peep that nerdy business: www.youtube.com/user/schaffe...

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Hey, friends! My big-ass merch sale continues! More items are being added! But don't delay, because this sale will end in May! GET THAT STUFF WHILE YOU CAN! schaffer-the-darklord.myshopify.com

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

From ring official to Intercuntinental Champion, Seedy Edie looks back before her Hall of Fame induction ceremony at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1180652435

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - SEEDY EDIE

From ring official to longest reigning Intercuntinental Champion of all time, Seedy Edie looks back on a legendary career before her Hall of Fame induction ceremony at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16...

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

My apartment is getting crowded, and I need some money, so...I'm having a big-ass merch sale! Tees, hats, posters, CDs, memorabilia & more! This sale could last a week or a month. I don't know. I'm impulsive. Buy some stuff while it's cheap. THANK. schaffer-the-darklord.myshopify.com

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I just released a new episode of "Collect All 79!" In this installment, I review three custom figures from The Next 17. Please like and subscribe, nerds! youtu.be/O92M46HQFI0?...

Collect All 79 - Ep11 | Next 17 Action Figures Vintage Kenner Star Wars Toys Yoda Beru Medical Luke

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW, my 2024 musical tribute to scary movies, is now available to watch on youtube! Go get spooky, creeps! youtu.be/-0LJuPZyZCE?...

Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

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RHP superstar Right Now Rouge responds to a challenge from her former valet Artina Darkly ahead of TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178588144

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - RIGHT NOW ROUGE

RHP superstar Right Now Rouge responds to a challenge from her former valet Artina Darkly ahead of TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. Tickets on sale now at htt...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Middle-aged MAGA men admire and ENVY Trump for his constant lies and tough guy posturing. He makes them nostalgic for a simpler time when they got to be the world’s smartest, strongest men in their children’s eyes. Before their kids learned to read. Before they lost custody in their divorces.

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Unpredictable superstar Artina Darkly plans to rewrite her RHP story with a bold challenge for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178874136

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - ARTINA DARKLY

Unpredictable superstar Artina Darkly plans to rewrite her RHP story with a bold challenge for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. Tickets on sale now at https://...

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

March 2026 Patreon content is up, and it's a doozy! Got a SICK new Department of Darkness banger called "Guillotine" w/lyrics/remix kit/behind-the-scenes video. Plus I've got a spot-on cover of House of Pain's "Jump Around" AND MORE! Sign up today: patreon.com/c/schafferth...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak responds to Nancy NoGood's challenge for his title at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1174166263

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - UNCLE FREAK

RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak responds to Nancy NoGood's challenge for his title at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn,…

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Notorious member of The Nobodies faction Nancy NoGood issues a challenge for the RHP Drag & Slay Championship ahead of TasselMania 8 @ Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol... #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1174134721

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - NANCY NOGOOD

Notorious member of the Nobodies faction Nancy NoGood has some words for RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak ahead of their title match at TasselMania 8 on…

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

SATURDAY MAY 16th, 2026! Rabbit Hole Productions returns to Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY with TASSELMANIA 8 and all the episodic burlesque/drag/nightlife "combat entertainment" action you've come to expect! Tickets on sale now: www.eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hol...

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

With RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom on sabbatical, she's left the reigns in the hands of her younger brother Buster Balls. TasselMania 8 arrives at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. vimeo.com/1172742079 TIX: littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_...

RHP TasselMania 8 Promo - BUSTER BALLS

With RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom on sabbatical for the foreseeable future, she has left the reigns for TasselMania 8 in the hands of her kid brother Buster Balls. RHP…

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

SATURDAY MAY 16th, 2026! RHP returns to Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY for TASSELMANIA 8! But first, let's get caught up with this look back at TasselMania 7. Tickets on sale now at littlefieldnyc.com vimeo.com/1171853734?s...

TasselMania 8 Promo - RECAP

RHP returns to LittleField in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026 for TasselMania 8! Featuring all of the no holds barred burlesque/drag combat entertainment…

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

HEY, ROCHESTER! Today is @lextheconartist.bsky.social bday & tix for our matinee show at Bug Jar on Sat 6/27 JUST went on sale, so...DO IT! Friends in Columbus, Pittsburgh, NYC, Philly & Baltimore: tix for our tour w/Master Hand on sale too! DO THAT ALSO! schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I'm loving Resident Evil Requiem. If you are too, please enjoy this music video for my song "Every Survival Horror Game," in which I celebrate all the reliable tropes of the genre in costumes as James Sunderland, Alan Wake and my dude, Leon S. Kennedy. youtu.be/mpmYAdXkchc?...

Schaffer The Darklord - Every Survival Horror Game (Official Music Video)

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

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This is the cover art for my new Patreon song about traveling back in time to 2015 in hopes of stopping…all of this. Can you find all the references to 2015 in this image? (This month’s content also includes a cover of Mega Ran’s “Infinite Lives,” released in 2015.) www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

SATURDAY MAY 16th, 2026! Rabbit Hole Productions returns to Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY for TASSELMANIA 8! Your favorite episodic, burlesque/drag/nightlife combat entertainment event is back! Tix on sale now: littlefieldnyc.com/event/?wfea_...

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

When MAGA’s sharpest minds rationalize hatred for their perceived enemies (Democrats, immigrants, journalists, educators, liberals, etc.) it’s always: “They’re evil, and they want to destroy America.” This is also how a child would explain Megatron to a grown-up.

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

New episode of Collect All 79 just dropped! In this installment, I get my hands on the final five Endor figures I need for my collection, plus a vintage Kenner Speeder Bike. Please like and subscribe nerds! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpdq...

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Collect All 79 - Ep10 | Endor Action Figures Vintage Kenner Star Wars Toys Ewoks Speeder Bike

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! This June/July I will hit the road with nerdy nu metal group @masterhandnerdcore.bsky.social & nerdcore superstar @lextheconartist.bsky.social! Columbus, Pittsburgh, NYC, Philadelphia and Baltimore. Tix on sale now at schafferthedarklord.com/tour Tour poster by Nick Uroseva

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

MAGA’s devotion to groupthink means millions of fools now have to pretend to like Kid Rock. I remember when Americans were in agreement that his music was dog shit, but now old boot-licking bigots are hearing “Cool Daddy Cool” while choking out the words “oh, yeah, man. This is great. Woo.”

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Jan 2026 Patreon content is up! This month includes new track “Remember Me?” w/lyrics & remix kit, STD SHW ep69, bonus Snoop Dogg cover, bonus drum video of “Don’t You Forget About Me” & more! This is an excellent time to sign up @ Patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Saturday May 16th, 2026: The greatest episodic wrestling-themed burlesque/drag nightlife event of all time returns to Brooklyn. Mark your calendars. Rest your voices. TasselMania is back! #TM8

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

In the new episode of "Collect All 79," I hunt down the remaining droids I need on my mission to collect, restore, complete and display the first 79 vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures. #starwars #kenner #toycollecting www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1g4...

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Collect All 79 - Ep9 | Droid Action Figures Vintage Kenner Star Wars Toys

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

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Happy anniversary of “Trump told them to go peacefully but he pardoned everyone who disobeyed but people strolling through the Capitol isn’t a riot but FBI instigators started the riots but he’s a strong commander-in-chief but Speaker Pelosi didn’t deploy the National Guard” to those who celebrate.

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

“This is it. This is what you’ve trained for all year. New Year’s Eve. The BIG DANCE. You got this. We all believe in you.” -a coke dealer’s coach

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Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Watch me play along with a drum-less mix of the Jackson 5's "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town." Recommended for anyone who delights in children terrified of Santa. youtu.be/105hceHkw0k?...

STD Plays Drums: Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Schaffer the Darklord @schafferthedark.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

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Yesterday I dropped an album called "Holiday Favorites for the Whole Family," which collects 8 of the holiday songs I've created over the past 13 years. One is House Tickle Pfeiffer. youtu.be/M7z6Y7yWsHU?... Grab the album here: schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com

Schaffer the Darklord - House Tickle Pfeiffer