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Iron Xan

@scenefux.bsky.social
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
my fever has not moved since yesterday ugh i feel so fuckin pathetic!!!
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Flying back home to GA today in a lil bit! Excited to be home with my babiessss uwu
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Pride 4th of July
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
WHITE WOMAN SPOTTED
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mfs call me Garlic Jr the way i be Minced
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*wins the lottery* me at Dick's Sporting Goods: bring me the biggest one you have
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
MADE SOMMORE BULLSHIT THIS TIME ASIAN SLAW (cucumber, lettuce, carrot, radish)
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
deadass thought this was stevemre suddenly reviewing japanese oils for a sec
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
been experimenting w making random shit w while here. Made a pork loin sandwich w sprinkle colby jack chz, lil balsamic, miracle whip (would rather mayo but working w what i have), parmasean chz, pepper, lettuce, bakery bun. Air fried to melt the cheeses & crisp the buns. Certified Banger!!!!!!
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think tomorrow I'm getting a fuicking gyro
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
spiderman showed up to save me in my burning apt in timbs. Took his ass 20 minutes to save me bc "im not taking this fire off but im not about to scuff em either" i have 3rd degree burns over 170% of my body man goddamn!!
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
bluesky more like poopsky!! Whats the deal with images!
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i said HENSHIN So she dive kicked my prostate 😏
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
im feral for These Kinda Mfs sry not sorry i love my fucked up boys sm
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Reze arc rewatch on their fuckass huge tv lfg
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
leftover pork loin turned into mini tacos. No pic bc i eated that shit the fuck up!!!
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Of course theyd stand still UNTIL i got my phone out and tried to snap a pic
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the lounging Sucka
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i think sony should get hacked again so they can learn another valuable lesson. As a treat.
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
love that my parents dog is so gung ho about going for a walk but the last 2 days due to the increasing temps after 5 minutes hes ready to go inside. Aw hell no mf if my fat ass is out sweating we are walking til you AT LEAST PEE, basard!!! Bichelob Ultra!!!
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Made some bullshit the other night (oven nachos w rotissery chicken for da protein)
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
today is a movie day. Watched superman, the fellowship of the ring, and now the two towers.
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I forgot deer just be all over here by my parents'
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
watching hbo streaming service at my parents and the gall of these companies throwing ads in something thats already paid for. I know im late to this shit bc i dont use it at home/have an acct but goddamn!!
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✨️Sam✨️ // Comms Open!! @samagram.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
GTA cover cat, but she got sand in her drink 🐱✌️
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
staying at ny parents' to watch their dog while theyre on vacation and i have access to cable, or i guess the equivalent of it. I count like 5 rx drug commercials per break its insane
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i have pulled like 4 items hella expired from my parents fridge that ive almost made the mistake of eating. I forgot where i got my Food Forgetfulness from oopies 😇
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
only twitter is where you can see gold like this
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hello from ohio
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yall fr thank u sm for those who shared my post and/or were interested in helping me out. Cannot thank you enough For Real ;; <333
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
*twirls my hair* soo Highkey Def Really need some help before tomorrow financially;;! I need to get like 45$ fast! I love drawing exaggerated faces & expressions from memes + anime. If anyone is in the market for something silly (or 2 help a mf out to be Very honest) here are some examples;;
Most current example - it's based off a SC from the anime Dr. StoneExample of a Jerma redraw Ive done bc i love me some Silly BullshitGirl its that Shrek meme i redrew once
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
*Big DK reaching into his pocket* *unfurls his hand at you* Little Diddy
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
if i was a subway sandwich id probably be the one they fucked up for that guy 4 times
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
broooo i'm geeked off that traveler za 🏐🏐
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
my partner collects unfinished drinks in the fridge like theyre specimens.
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
listen, all I'm saying is the fact there is an andre 3000 implies the existence of an andre 3001
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
poured hot water from the kettle all over my hand this morning while making coffee
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
local stray kittens performing an Ultra Violence on each other (we put food & water out for them every day)
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
thinking abt one of my fave haikyuu MADs god this one is so fucking GOOD youtu.be/zs8uW_8R2BQ?...
youtu.be
【MAD】稲荷崎戦×会心の一撃【ハイキュー‼ TO THE TOP】
YouTube video by ALINCO
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
im concocting some Bull Shit
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Silv asked me if i was aware a labubu refresh was happening. I had no idea, but before they showed me i drew what i thought they might look like with no further context just based on vibes and my own bias
My Labubu rendition i name La2u2u it has a huge dick, futuristic AK, and wingsActual Labubu refresh called "Hair Series" Looks nothing like my contextless rendition.
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
found a gt 1030 in a rtx 3060 box today at goodwill. Opened it bc i was like UM OKAY then saw the card and immediately laughed my ass off. I explained to silv what i was laughing at & why when a lady was like "oooh it sure is good to have a tech guy in your life" before she pushed her cart away
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
*fushigis your balls a lil*
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
there has been a new orange tabby kitty who skulks by our apt ive lovingly started referring to as 'mr. Big'
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fuck you, fuck youre husband, and fuck the neighborhood watch. Im hanging lip tonight and idgaf
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yousa in Big Doo Doo Now, Gay Jar Jar
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh my ducjing god
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Yeah, im splayed, so what!!?"
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i love eating Onionce
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Iron Xan @scenefux.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
girl im straight up pissed. im hitting your ass w the soul edge tomorrow
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