Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 21hThe Knights Who Say 'Cheese!' (another #VIBERS parody by me) 010
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Call me naive, but oligarchs spending millions of dollars on a campaign should not buy an election. Because voting your conscience is fucking FREE. 020
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The very moment when an expectant mother tells a couple of fucking retards that she's not anti-vaccine. 010
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A work in progress since AI captions are comically bad. Did Elon Musk actually authorize a mission named Biko? 🤔 vimeo.com/1232253199?s...vimeo.comFalcon Heavy 420This just happened. 010
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MAGA cunt @ChristineDrazan just ran FOUR ads during ONE break in Jeopardy. She probably isn’t aware that anti-intellectual voters don’t watch Jeopardy. 010
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fuck Jack Smith for bringing Trump's espionage case in Florida, when convictions in DC or NJ would have been slam dunks. 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's absolute bullshit that a car battery costs $250 now. 000
Reposted by ScenarioScenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They’re all here: Trump’s grifty father, Merrick Effing Garland, Judge RFK “Palsy” Junior, Franny “the Fanny” Spankowitz, and a cast of dozens — in one of the most prescient western spoofs of 1958. vimeo.com/1225815147vimeo.com3.6 High Plains Grifter🌙 🎯 🪚 📐 ⭐ This was an actual 1958 TV show called “Trackdown” about a con man named Trump. Some names have been changed to protect the... guilty. 011
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hackers tagged Flock CEO Garrett Langley's front yard as a "Public Toilet" on Google Maps. 💩 020
Reposted by ScenarioScenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The midterms are coming for Donald Trump. Next, on Naked & Afraid: Mar-a-Lago 001
Reposted by ScenarioScenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s important to turn your attention to local news during September. They’re prepping for October. Buttering us up for November. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...oregonlive.comICE arrests 5 men camping with their families in Washington over Labor Day weekendThe raid appears to be among the first known instances of federal immigration agents targeting people camping in federal forestlands. 011
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My new goal is to be blocked by every snowflake on this site. So far so good. Keep trying to lose those elections for us, you selfish assholes. 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump hits The Oregon Trail! 🤠 This is a fake ad that goes in my fake High Plains Grifter show. 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026White House Fat Fuck Steven Cheung needs to be hauled into Judge Timothy Kelly’s court and charged with contempt, for continuing to ban journalists. 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you don’t know the difference between a patent and a trademark by now, and you block someone for explaining the difference when it is factually relevant, then you should be embarrassed. 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They’re all here: Trump’s grifty father, Merrick Effing Garland, Judge RFK “Palsy” Junior, Franny “the Fanny” Spankowitz, and a cast of dozens — in one of the most prescient western spoofs of 1958. vimeo.com/1225815147vimeo.com3.6 High Plains Grifter🌙 🎯 🪚 📐 ⭐ This was an actual 1958 TV show called “Trackdown” about a con man named Trump. Some names have been changed to protect the... guilty. 011
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A @usps.bsky.social worker in Utah got caught secreting ~300 mail-in ballots, and that story can be found nowhere on the @sltrib.com website. 322
Reposted by ScenarioScenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The five Presidents whose Popular Vote losses were overruled by the Electoral College: 1824 John Quincy Adams > Andrew Jackson 1876 Rutherford B. Hayes > Samuel Tilden 1888 Benjamin Harrison > Grover Cleveland 2000 George W. Bush > Al Gore 2016 Donald Trump > Hillary Clinton 021
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The five Presidents whose Popular Vote losses were overruled by the Electoral College: 1824 John Quincy Adams > Andrew Jackson 1876 Rutherford B. Hayes > Samuel Tilden 1888 Benjamin Harrison > Grover Cleveland 2000 George W. Bush > Al Gore 2016 Donald Trump > Hillary Clinton 021
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In case it’s not clear after today’s hearing, FBI Director Kashyap Patel is hiding his history as a beastiality “victim.” What animal(s) do you think were likely involved? 101
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The FBI. They’re fucking the dogs… They’re fucking the cats… 020
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Marked safe from never being a victim of beastiality. 010
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s important to turn your attention to local news during September. They’re prepping for October. Buttering us up for November. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...oregonlive.comICE arrests 5 men camping with their families in Washington over Labor Day weekendThe raid appears to be among the first known instances of federal immigration agents targeting people camping in federal forestlands. 011
Reposted by ScenarioContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The bird was watching and the reaction was fun 🤣 1044207834
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026#DallasCowboys 30 years 0 Super Bowls 1 constant 010
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Getting goddamn sick and tired of the NFL politicizing and militarizing everything. Give it a rest. Let us enjoy football as an escape FFS. 020
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fun fact: Donald Trump's father's full name was Frederick Christ Trump. Yes, that's right: Christ 010
Reposted by ScenarioScenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Trump sporting Jewfro wig ahead of 9/11 celebration. 021
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Apple’s #Mayday movie is gonna sweep the awards. I predict best original screenplay for John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, and best actor for Kenneth Branagh. Funnest movie I've seen this year! 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Happy #StarTrek60! 🖖🏻 In celebration, here's my parody of the cheesiest death scene in movie history. 000
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Somebody please explain to me why @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social is doing book reports now on @msnownews.bsky.social, instead of news. 110
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Today the @USPS delivered a package to my doorstep. On Labor Day. A National Holiday. The package was from Amazon Prime. The company, run by oligarchs, that just killed five people, trying to plow their own Boeing 767 into a rival oligarch’s CyberCab lot in Miami. 020
Scenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Today’s a Star Trek [TOS] on Shuffle Play kind of Labor Day. #HappyStarTrek60th 🖖🏻 000
Reposted by ScenarioScenario @scenario-studios.bsky.social · 29/08/2026#RIPDonaldTrump This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. 001