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@scarvis.bsky.social
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He/him. Chicago. Big fan of (non-5e) TTRPGs. Certified hater of Vancian magic. Trans Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter, Free Gaza, Fuck AI.

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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 9; no particular order. WoW and Skyrim should probably be on here, given the amount of time I’ve played them. And probably Binding of Isaac! And probably Fallout 2 bc that’s my real fave, but the first one was what got me e hooked (also came at a real formative/hard part of my childhood).
Covers of video games: Fallout, Final Fantasy 3 (really 6 but the SNES one was the formative one for me), Chrono Trigger, Dark Souls (though I should have used the remaster because that’s the one I played), Bloodborne, Elden Ring, Legend of Zelda a Link the Past, Super Metroid, and Super Mario World.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m running two games: the continuation of my Dragonbane mini-campaign and a Star Borg one shot (by @jpcoovert.bsky.social). Very excited! This is my fourth or fifth year running a birthday one shot and it’s always a good time!
Cover of the ‘Uprising on the Jungle Moon Beginor,’ an adventure zone for Star Borg. On the cover a spear wielding ursanid rebel (think non-proprietary Ewok) is raising their fist triumphantly whe standing on a field of Legion trooper helmets, in front of a wall of fire below a starry night sky.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ok, gonna take a break for today. Got one box catalogued and the rest of the stuff put away. No more random piles of zines at least and managed to condense down (without getting rid of anything!)
Picture of bookshelf, focused on three boxes of zines
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Finally time to do something about my zine collection…
A photo of 4 boxes of unorganized zines and a couple stacks of even more unorganized zines
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image.
Simpsons image, dcfs lady holding up Maggie, who has a sign that says, “I’m a stupid baby”
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Mike F ‘not clear what kind of move u was trying to do’ tweet
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So it occurred to me that I have just the thing I need to get this off the ground. @exeunt.press's very excellent Adventure! zine. Gonna go through this bad boy and write it up. Now deciding if I want to do it analog in a notebook or just in gdocs with everything else 🤔
Photo of 'Adventure! make your own tabletop roleplaying game adventure' by a skeleton code machine guide
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Extremely on brand
Cover of AD&D2e module the Night Bellw
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The onion’s sickos comic
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Saw some electric eels! I love these little guys and they might be my favorite animal. They have sweet little faces and they nuzzled up against each other and it was too cute. A+, 10/10, no notes. Perfect little monsters!
Me (chubby bearded white  wearing glasses, an orange shirt and blue shorts) pointing excitedly at an infographic of a electric eels, nature’s coolest animal
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I think it’s funny that I wasn’t diagnosed with ADHD until I was 41 when I’ve been making stacks like this since I was like 6.
Stack of books; small book on bottom, big book above it, small books on top of that. All very precarious and leaning to the left, all very unstable. No I didn’t fix it after taking this photo.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Every time you post a red picture it reminds me of this
Cover of Bad Religion’s album, “How Could Hell Be Any Worse.” It’s a picture of early 80’s LA colored red.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I like little dog/rat guys. Specifically the kobold from the 2e Monster Manual, drawn by Tony Diterlizzi (imo the best classic DnD illustrator) is the quintessential kobold to me. Dragon are my least favorite type, if I’m being honest, but I’ve kind of accepted that it’s the de facto now.
Kobold from 2e AD&D monster manual
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alert: bearipede!!!
Bearipede, a bear centipede hybrid
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Can I pet the bearipede???? Love this map, looks so good. So many things that I’d want to investigate as a PC!
Bearipede
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’ve been in Tucson for the past few days and I’ve seen so many birds and big cacti. Cacti are so fucking cool. This one has a bird on it!
Saguaro cactus with 7 or so arms. There is a curved-billed thrasher (small gray bird with a curved bill if you can believe it) perched on top one of the arms.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The Wrath set from World of Warcraft always looms large in my head. There are TONS of other batshit pauldrons in that game but I think of these the most.
Wrath armor set for warriors from WoW, on a male orc.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Good mail day! Super excited to play this! Been a fan since I first got my hands on the og zine but never got to play. It’s on my shortlist for 2026! Great stuff @caseyg.bsky.social @melsonian-arts-council.itch.io
Copies of the new hardcover copy of Stay Frosty and the zine Forneus Research Base, an adventure for Stay Frosty
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The onion Sickos cartoon (black and white illustration of a wild haired man looking in a window and saying, “Yes…ha ha ha…YES!”
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Fake magazine titled “Oh Fuck, Skeletons!”
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Drawing of an angry possums with the text: “Why does the opossum scream?
1. World is a fuck 
2. He angy 
3. Why aren’t you screaming?”
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So happy to get my greedy little paws on this bad boy! Absolutely beautiful book, @evlynmoreau.bsky.social and @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social! Y’all really knocked it out of the park!
Feast for a Sphinx, a ttrpg adventure for Mörk Borg
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Day 8: Wizard - the King of Nothing. The last and current king of ghouls. He’s wandered the endless halls of the Underworld for years beyond count and has lost his name, his people, and his kingdom. But now his time has come. (art by @perplexingruins.bsky.social)⬇️ #MÖRKTOBER #MÖRKBORG #TTRPG
art by Perplexing Ruins of a horned skeletal humanoid. Mostly black in gray; the skull has glowing white eyes and is surrounded by a red aura streaked with black tendrils. From his Mork Borg art pack.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Various critters I saw over the birthday weekend!
Great blue heron standing in the riverA mom deer and two young deer grazing in a parkGreen heron standing on a rockCormorant, possibly a juvenile, sunning itself with its wings out while standing on a white pipe attached to a dock.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
You might appreciate this: while I was working yesterday there was a whole little squad of sparrows going hog wild In the dirt and it really made my day.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
But I'm in therapy, so that's good! I missed the last two weeks, which is what I'm blaming this post on. I try really hard not to sad post on main, I really do. So thank you for this indulgence. Here's us for good measure. Thank you and good night.
a selfie of my wife and I. white guy, short brown hair and a rapidly graying beard. iranian wife (beautiful), short black hair (very cute)
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The most important thing tho: look at this little freak my bud @jpcoovert.bsky.social made!
Color illustration of a hairy, smiling short man who is barefoot and wearing overalls stripped to his waist, hoisting an ax over his shoulder. He is surrounded/covered by various bugs.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I've spent the afternoon finalizing the points of interest, hex locations, and putting in the associated icons. Phew! I'm usually too lazy to get this done ahead of the game; most of the time I never even add them to the map!
hex map for my upcoming ttrpg campaign of Shadow of the Weird Wizard. Map with coordinates and points of interest.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Tell me about Chair, plz
A close up of a cardboard standee of a hand drawn chair with a smiley face.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Post a cat!
My cat, Ponyo, big stretching off her window bed onto the sill. She is black and white and looks sleepy
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Sickos from the onion
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I thought this looked familiar and I realized I already used it to make my campaign map 😅
Fantasy hex map using wuggy’s mythic bastion land hex tiles
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This is my other favorite wizard picture. Technically a druid, but who fucking cares? Weird dude blasting a mind flayer with a shit ton of bugs. Absolute psychopath shit (complimentary).
A bearded, robed man holding a sword and wearing an ivy crown is blasting bugs all over a nonplussed mind flayer. "Creeping Doom" by Erol Otus for AD&D
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
This is probably my favorite illustration of a wizard. A real little dork to nasty freak pipeline. Love to see it!
6 illustrations showing the corruption of a wizard from a normal young man gradually transforming as the magic changes him; finally ending up as a hunchbacked creature with claws, tentacles, horns, and covered in bugs and sigils. Real nasty little freak.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
And it begins
Clear plastic cup next to a 16oz bottle of bowel prep, the juice that makes you poop.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Found it!
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Sickos panel from the onion. Guy with sickos on his shirt looking in a window saying, “Yes…ha ha ha…YES!
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Awww cute! Goose says hi!
Pink and blue finch named Goose from the Finch App. He’s wearing an orange carrot hat, a pink and orange tie dyed shirt, orange shorts with palms trees on them, and orange carrot slippers. He’s carrying a basket of carrots and had a small gray koala with him
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Got this when I clicked the link. The other one you posted at the same time is working (the dnd adventure).
Site not found page from Firebase
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I've been noodling on my upcoming ttrpg campaign, and finally got around to making a map. Most likely going to use Worlds Without Number, but still deliberating.
A hex map for a ttrpg campaign, built using Hex Kit and Wuggy's Hex Tiles.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Tell me about these dice please. Or just tell me what they’re called so I look them up, because I’m very intrigued!
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Absolute banger of a mail day. Thanks to @thebreadwyrm.bsky.social and @themerrymushmen.bsky.social for sorting out my evening!
Photo of 4 #ttrpg books: the White Horse of Lowvale, the Crown of Salt, Knock 4, and the zone Chaos Crier 1
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The onion sickos meme; scruffy guy in a black shirt with the word sickos written on it looking in a window saying Yes…ha ha ha…yes!
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
1. AD&D 2e 2. AD&D 2e 3. Imagine Role Playing 4. Shadow of the Demon Lord 5. Good question! Maybe SotDL? 6. Call of Cthulhu 7. Cypher
1. First #ttrpg you ever played?
2. First you ever ran?
3. Played the most?
4. Run the most?
5. Favorite?
6. Most recently played?
7. Most recently run?
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The main inspiration are those bbq restaurant signs that feature happy pig chefs grilling up pork. I suspect this might be a uniquely American phenomenon. But it’s common enough that there’s stock art of it.
A pig chef with a meat fork in each hand, one with sausage and one with a hunk of meat. There’s fire behind him and a banner that says “Brand Here” underneath. Stock art
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thurin, unsure about all the wine business, follows his companion across the scattered dinnerware. He attempts to jump up and grab onto the chandelier and build momentum to launch himself towards to the door. Failing that, he’s not above using any fallen companions as stepping stones. #valley100
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
While the ogre is distracted, Thurin takes off his squeaky shoes, and creeps around the edge of the room, looking for an exit. #valley100
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Thurin, a mercenary with a squeaky shoe, who was arrested for falling in the muck pit. SWEET SPOT: 54–65 LUCK: 4 ALIGNMENT: Odd STARTING LOCATION: 6 #VALLEY100
Primary black and green drawing of a mustachioed man holding a sword. Drawn by Perplexing Ruins. For Valley100
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
So I've been a little behind on my #hexcrawl25, and was stalling a bit, so I decided to 'finish' the terrain placement. This is by no means final, but I wanted a general idea for the hexes. I also placed a few icons for some points of interest.
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Scott @scarvis.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Sickos comic
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