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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 5h

I am drunk in a hole in the wall bar in Thailand watching Thai Danny Trejo grill the lobster I picked whomst had the most fight in him, killing time before the children's bloodsport Muay Thai event; this place fucks it is the business, hotter than Satan's forge but the business

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Oh thank fuck other people can see it too I thought I was having an episode

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

TIL that Jerry Goddamn Buss had 7 kids and named them Jeanie, Jesse, Jim, Janie, Johnny and Joey. #7 Being Lee who, not matching the naming convention, was put up for adoption

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

You know it's serious when Michael Knowles defends a woman

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My local Mexican joint added my 4+ year custom order to the menu titled with the Spanish diminutive of my name and it is probably the single greatest act of memorialization I could ever ask for on earth

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I hope to God he does if he merges SpaceX with Tesla I'm going to make 500 buckaroonies. Not on polymarket I'm not a loser, the old fashioned way by you and your friend both being absolutely certain of your positions and willing to take a gentleman's bet on it I fucking knew he would

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover that is the pool guy-iest pool guy I ever seent, everything about him infers the utmost confidence in pools and their care and feeding. Perplexingly, everything about him also says Tallahassee Florida except the voice which says upstate New York

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Wemby is a great real world experiment in the exciting field of "what would happen if we got French Slenderman to center an NBA team." Wembanyamas backrooms monster ass is a DIRTY fkn player holy shit #Knicks #NBAfinals

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I'm the grandson of Romania's most prolific serial killer of horses and I say it's fine, RIP grandpa Ștefan

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

"59 is the key number here, 59 Minutes, you get a whole minute back; if you got to choose between 60 Minutes and 59 Minutes, you're choosing 59 Minutes every time"

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

IoT smarthome? Stupid, idiotic, why would you let those companies into your home Homebrew smarthome using industrial PLCs and HMIs? Genius, brilliant, Allen Bradley doesn't give a shit about the inside of my home

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"these shrooms are bunk as shit man I'll just finish the bag" 20 minutes later:

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Well being fair the Deus Vult crowd calling the shots right now definitely was probably hoping for more of a Urban II type Pope

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Ding ding ding! We got a winner folks. Say hello to our fast-dawning new world order. It's like the old one, only jankier.

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Since we're just doing warthunder I guess, FA 18 Hornet v Eagle is out of the way; Iran plz blitz your F-14 Tomcats I just want to see what happens

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Welcome to the resistance, The Kuwaiti Air Force

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Damn Canadians with their flappy jaws and triangular tires

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.

ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months

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Sophia Florence (Swolephia Arc Pt 2) @sophiaflorence.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Really want to emphasize this. Don't use shit like LAW or milk in your eyes. If you don't know what LAW is, great, don't bother. I've worked in chemistry labs and production floors most of my adult life, including with lachrymators and irritants. Use water. Just water. That's it.

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

RIP saruman the white, you would have loved SaaS (Saruman as a Service)

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gabby ❦ @wraithbride.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

some skull studies #art

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Its absolutely wild to see folks still saying this shit after a decade plus demonstrating the dnc dccc and geriatric party leadership would rather lose, forever, than allow anyone challenging the old guard orthodoxy a shot, case in point a dying Gerry Connelly over a not dying AOC for oversight ffs

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I love bluesky because people are still trying to correct this one

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New Mexico Man @newmexicoman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Let’s hope so. News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”

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James Del @jdel.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

This, by the way, is what "testing the Supremacy clause" looks like in practice. Kudos to Portland cops for upholding their oath to serve and protect their community, but a sad state of affairs when the state sanction enforcement branches are arguing. Back the blue, I guess??

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🚨 When even Portland PD tells a Trump ICE enforcer to back off, you know the script is cracking. They spent years calling protesters “domestic threats,” yet here’s an officer threatening them with arr...

TikTok video by carterverse

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Alien Earth is the tits right out the gate, Noah Hawley still batting a thousand; there's not even any damn alien yet and I'm already physically uncomfortable and inexplicably frightened from lighting, score, and set design

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

$[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]$

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Big tip of the cap to Zohran for making me feel an emotion other than dread hell yeah brother you got this in the bag inshallah feel

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Maximilian Ximenez @maxximenez.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Sometimes fate calls upon us to hold a beer. Sometimes, destiny demands our beer be held.

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

True story the existence of my sister can be solely attributed to grapefruit juice making birth control not work

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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

An all-crunch, bright salad that I riff on for as long as the warm weather lasts, and also a favorite reminder that there are few salads not improved by a good chop, herbs and salty accents. smittenkitchen.com/2012/06/chop...

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

If you mix a lot of aniline wood dye, or shellac flake, and you're always grabbing cans of denatured alcohol to do it you should stop that, denatured alcohol is poison, and you should hear the gospel of our Lord and savior "200 proof food grade ethanol from a lab supply store"

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Do not speak to me, do not look at me, do not acknowledge my existence in the slightest if i am on an airplane i am already having a dogshit time and spontaneous conversation will end with me making a play for the emergency exit door mid air

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smitten kitchen @smittenkitchen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

This pasta is always a massive hit for something so seemingly simple. Ricotta is dolloped in near the end but not stirred or cooked and then the whole dish gets a six-part finish: olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper, parmesan and slivers of mint. smittenkitchen.com/2013/06/bowt...

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Taping my Microsoft Zune to the steel bathroom partition above the 2nd best glory hole in the truck stop, so i can listen to All Things Considered

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Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA @scarredempire.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I want to take a moment to appreciate the god tier pure disrespect borderline hatred shown by whoever put my new busted tape measure in a box along with a loose handful of tape that is surprisingly difficult to get into a box

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Micah Ulrich @micahulrich.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

You're killing me. There are now 20 Limited Edition prints available in my online shop each signed and numbered, while supplies last. ❤️ #art #illustration

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