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@scarpawmutt.bsky.social
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He/Him | 22 | 🇺🇸 | Golden Retriever 🔥 | NSFW - Z/P/MDNI 🔞 | NO AI ⛔️ | Single ❤️‍🩹 | Ex-Fur | Floofy King 👑 | Professional Idiot 🤪 | Artist (No Comms) 🎨 | Railfan 🚂 | DMs Open!

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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 15h
Currently praying that my request for time off will be accepted. I’m looking to take a short vacation in the Appalachians next week 🤞🙏
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(NSFW! ⚠️) I can’t be the only one who finds rubbing out a case of morning wood in the morning hot, right? 👀👀 Like, the thought of waking up with a raging erection and taking care of it (by yourself or others) has really been turning me on lately- 😳
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate when I wake up in the morning and close my eyes for a second, or even just blink, and the next thing I know, I’ve overslept another hour by mistake ☠️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello again, but extra golden this time :3
An edited selfie of me wearing a Pac-Man themed hoodie and standing on a birdwatching tower. Fire’s fireless alt-sona head is photoshopped over my own.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finally had a day off after six consecutive days of work on assignments all across the market. I really needed this day to refresh myself and recharge 🫩🫩
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🥰
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Yes, he has a legal name, and it’s a pun on a certain famous English writer 🤭)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohh yeahhhh I did one of these for my boy
A “get to know my OC” template filled out for my character.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know, a random thought just dawned on me: if I was a RL bullfighter/matador, I wouldn’t need a red cloth… I could just shake the red hair on the back of my head :P Thankfully, I also come from a universe where bullfighting is illegal for many… obvious… reasons 👀 Cattle are friends, not food! 🙂‍↕️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking about making a Linktree portal for my socials 👀🤔
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lowkey kinda pissed off at one of my coworkers tonight. I caught him AND my manager (both a couple years younger than me) in the breakroom ON THE CLOCK, DURING the afternoon rush, playing games on their phones while I’m working my ass off with stock duty and assisting customers. It just feels… 😤🤬😡😒
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bro really just said “👁️👄👁️🍞” in that first picture
A photograph of my cat loafing on a gray ottoman in the living room.A photograph of the same cat curled up and sleeping on my bed.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess so fluffy :3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also- Me: (Photoshops this image to be cutesy) Bsky: (Everyone liked that) Jeez, this image has been blowing up across my socials 😳 Is it the Pac-Man shirt that everybody likes? 😭
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This morning, I wrapped up some apple seeds for germination. I’m giving growing a honeycrisp tree another shot (I raised one back in 2019-2020 to the seedling stage but it died) 🙂‍↕️ Since our family’s peach orchard died out, why not give apples a try? They keep the vet- I mean doctor away 🤭
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello again, but extra golden this time :3
An edited selfie of me wearing a Pac-Man themed hoodie and standing on a birdwatching tower. Fire’s fireless alt-sona head is photoshopped over my own.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, try not to take it too personally if I mute your account either. I do that somewhat liberally to people who have upset me recently or to people whose posts and/or reposts I no longer find interesting, I don’t want to see, or if they clog up my feed. It’s usually nothing personal 🤷‍♂️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hello :)
A photograph of me wearing a red T-shirt and pink long pants flexing my arms. My character’s face and tail is photoshopped into the picture.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s definitely plotting something against that poor squirrel
A photograph of my cat, Nibbles, sitting on a wooden railing against a background consisting of a field and a grove of trees and ivy. He is staring at a squirrel in the midground (to the right of the farthest tree from our perspective).
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kind of, I don’t want to talk about it here
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t think that the single life is for me, at least not forever. I do hope that my thoughts strike a chord with someone, anyone who sees this and gets this far. I had a tough day at work today, and this was PART of the reason why, so I really needed to just get this out somehow. Thanks. (5/5)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve tried, genuinely done my best, not to think like that, but I always loop back. The ugly truth is that whenever I see a couple post or partner appreciation post (which is often), it feels like a gunshot. It hurts me in my most sensitive spot deep down, and it’s mentally demoralizing. (4/5)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Call me insecure, jealous, or whatever. I don’t care. But… a part of me feels like I’m missing out, like I’m wasting my life away, and like I’m somehow less than / not good or manly enough because I‘m not taken. I can’t find it in myself to really search or to love anyone right now. (3/5)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ever since my last ex broke things off, I’ve been telling myself that I’m happy enough being single. Now, I don’t know anymore. I WANT a relationship. I WANT to be loved and cared for and longed for by someone. So WHY, genuinely WHY, is this so damn hard for me to figure out? (2/5)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(CW: Vent?) Today, I saw a post from one of my besties celebrating his partner and how he’s “gay for [them]”. While I’m happy for him, I couldn’t help but feel down for the rest of the day after seeing it. I want to explain why. I’m throwing my thoughts out here as a scream into the void. (1/5)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(NSFW!) UGH, I can’t fetch my own bone… I’m too tall and not flexible enough… 😔 Please, if I know you, can someone lend me theirs? I’d probably be happy to reciprocate if you’re looking to recreate a certain pre-brainrot meme number… or do something else too 😉
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By the way, I saw these again and noticed they have one of Red from Angry Birds now. They’re spreading, send help ☠️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shrek drove SpongeBob to the wrong hood 😭 No, seriously though, my local mall has the strangest, most random shit ever, and I’m dying of laughter 😭💀 “What is this, a crossover episode??”
Two plushies, one of Shrek and the other of SpongeBob wearing a headband and basketball outfit, sitting and “driving” an old yellow Volkswagen bus inside a mall pavilion. SpongeBob is giving a nervous grin.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it necessarily bad that I always get a small dopamine rush whenever I wake up to notifications of friends messaging me? 👀 Like, yeah, it’s over the phone, but I always love when I first check it in the morning to find morning messages, check ups, memes, or photos of undies waiting for me ☺️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Looks at clock* Holy- where the fuck did my day off go? 👀
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As it turns out, I was at work yesterday when a coworker about my age teased another coworker by calling him a “good boy” like a dog. Oh, and he also jokingly called coworker 2’s older brother “daddy”. No one knows my past in this community… or so I think. 👀😳 Am I cooked chat?
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most likely a sorcerer or wizard imo, he would look totally rad in a cloak and wizard’s hat
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got lucky and saw TWO trains at the same crossing coming home from work just earlier :) Couldn’t help but give both engineers a wave. I grew up around these big machines and I will never stop loving to watch them go by ☺️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw this at the mall near me and it’s one of the most cursed things I’ve ever seen 😭😭☠️ Uhhh… SpongeBob?… Mickey Mouse?… You guys don’t look too good… 😰
A knockoff kid’s ride featuring who appears to be Mickey Mouse and SpongeBob SquarePants in a mall setting.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I put this image up on my stories/timeline on Telegram and I shit you not, EVERY single fur who viewed my story was either a fox or fox hybrid 😭😭 Guess I have a lot of cheeks to get to squishing then :P
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s official! I’m the king of colon-threeing now :3 All colon-threes are belong to me >:3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For a fire-coded creature such as myself, an active volcano is really just a giant explosive jacuzzi if you’re brave enough 😎 Man, this lava temperature isn’t hot enough, can someone turn on the heaters more please?
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“She’s just sitting there… MENACINGLY!” This one cracks me tf up every time I look at it lmaooo (Not my meme)
A photograph of a woman covering her face and seemingly cowering from a large black dog, who is sitting on the table in front of her and looking down. The dog is sitting on a board game setup, interrupting the game. Above, there is a caption reading “This is what happens when we don’t give Daisy 100% of our attention. There is a board game under her rump.”
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you’ve got a chance, take it. Take it while you have a chance. If you’ve got a dream, chase it, ‘cause your dream won’t chase you back. If you’re gonna love somebody, hold them as long and as strong and as close as you can, until you caaaaan’t~
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hugging me is like putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer :3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(NSFW! ⚠️) Okay, I NEED someone who would like hanging with me in just undies (or fully “in the fuzz” if you so desire) 😩✌️ Like, it doesn’t even need to be sexual or shit, I’m into casual too 🤭 Just know that I will very likely stare or ask to get very NSFW with you, as if that’d be a problem 😉
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gonna try being less anxious and taking life as it comes more rather than fretting about the future. It’d save me a ton of knots in my stomach, sleepless nights, and lessened appetites, I tell you what 🙂‍↕️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hugging me is like putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer :3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*Pat pat*
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🫳🫳
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favorite things to do is sneak up on my friends who are foxes or fox crosses and just do this to them :3
A fox sitting on concrete and getting its face squished by a person off-camera, giving it a derpy face.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh hell yes this was a lot of fun :)
A photograph of the grandstand of the Great Geauga County Fair at sunset above a crowd of people and food vendors.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I rewatched The Princess and the Frog with my mom recently, and GOOD GOD! I forgot how much of a handsome lug Louis the Gator is 😳 Like not necessarily to be NSFW, but I wouldn’t mind calling him daddy especially since he has that bod… 🤭
A photo of Louis playing his trumpet.Another shot of Louis on his back in the bayou.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The real tragedy here is that I know a small handful of Texan furs/folks, yet not a single one of them sells propane or propane accessories 😔✌️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I 1000000% knew you would find this, like this, and want to do this catto 😂
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