Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 15hCurrently praying that my request for time off will be accepted. I’m looking to take a short vacation in the Appalachians next week 🤞🙏 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(NSFW! ⚠️) I can’t be the only one who finds rubbing out a case of morning wood in the morning hot, right? 👀👀 Like, the thought of waking up with a raging erection and taking care of it (by yourself or others) has really been turning me on lately- 😳 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hate when I wake up in the morning and close my eyes for a second, or even just blink, and the next thing I know, I’ve overslept another hour by mistake ☠️ 000
Reposted by FireballFireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hello again, but extra golden this time :3 072
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Finally had a day off after six consecutive days of work on assignments all across the market. I really needed this day to refresh myself and recharge 010
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Yes, he has a legal name, and it’s a pun on a certain famous English writer 🤭) 010
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know, a random thought just dawned on me: if I was a RL bullfighter/matador, I wouldn’t need a red cloth… I could just shake the red hair on the back of my head :P Thankfully, I also come from a universe where bullfighting is illegal for many… obvious… reasons 👀 Cattle are friends, not food! 🙂↕️ 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thinking about making a Linktree portal for my socials 👀🤔 010
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lowkey kinda pissed off at one of my coworkers tonight. I caught him AND my manager (both a couple years younger than me) in the breakroom ON THE CLOCK, DURING the afternoon rush, playing games on their phones while I’m working my ass off with stock duty and assisting customers. It just feels… 😤🤬😡😒 010
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bro really just said “👁️👄👁️🍞” in that first picture 051
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also- Me: (Photoshops this image to be cutesy) Bsky: (Everyone liked that) Jeez, this image has been blowing up across my socials 😳 Is it the Pac-Man shirt that everybody likes? 😭 130
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This morning, I wrapped up some apple seeds for germination. I’m giving growing a honeycrisp tree another shot (I raised one back in 2019-2020 to the seedling stage but it died) 🙂↕️ Since our family’s peach orchard died out, why not give apples a try? They keep the vet- I mean doctor away 🤭 011
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Also, try not to take it too personally if I mute your account either. I do that somewhat liberally to people who have upset me recently or to people whose posts and/or reposts I no longer find interesting, I don’t want to see, or if they clog up my feed. It’s usually nothing personal 🤷♂️ 010
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He’s definitely plotting something against that poor squirrel 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t think that the single life is for me, at least not forever. I do hope that my thoughts strike a chord with someone, anyone who sees this and gets this far. I had a tough day at work today, and this was PART of the reason why, so I really needed to just get this out somehow. Thanks. (5/5) 130
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve tried, genuinely done my best, not to think like that, but I always loop back. The ugly truth is that whenever I see a couple post or partner appreciation post (which is often), it feels like a gunshot. It hurts me in my most sensitive spot deep down, and it’s mentally demoralizing. (4/5) 121
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Call me insecure, jealous, or whatever. I don’t care. But… a part of me feels like I’m missing out, like I’m wasting my life away, and like I’m somehow less than / not good or manly enough because I‘m not taken. I can’t find it in myself to really search or to love anyone right now. (3/5) 130
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ever since my last ex broke things off, I’ve been telling myself that I’m happy enough being single. Now, I don’t know anymore. I WANT a relationship. I WANT to be loved and cared for and longed for by someone. So WHY, genuinely WHY, is this so damn hard for me to figure out? (2/5) 120
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(CW: Vent?) Today, I saw a post from one of my besties celebrating his partner and how he’s “gay for [them]”. While I’m happy for him, I couldn’t help but feel down for the rest of the day after seeing it. I want to explain why. I’m throwing my thoughts out here as a scream into the void. (1/5) 120
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(NSFW!) UGH, I can’t fetch my own bone… I’m too tall and not flexible enough… 😔 Please, if I know you, can someone lend me theirs? I’d probably be happy to reciprocate if you’re looking to recreate a certain pre-brainrot meme number… or do something else too 😉 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026By the way, I saw these again and noticed they have one of Red from Angry Birds now. They’re spreading, send help ☠️ 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shrek drove SpongeBob to the wrong hood 😭 No, seriously though, my local mall has the strangest, most random shit ever, and I’m dying of laughter 😭💀 “What is this, a crossover episode??” 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Is it necessarily bad that I always get a small dopamine rush whenever I wake up to notifications of friends messaging me? 👀 Like, yeah, it’s over the phone, but I always love when I first check it in the morning to find morning messages, check ups, memes, or photos of undies waiting for me ☺️ 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Looks at clock* Holy- where the fuck did my day off go? 👀 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As it turns out, I was at work yesterday when a coworker about my age teased another coworker by calling him a “good boy” like a dog. Oh, and he also jokingly called coworker 2’s older brother “daddy”. No one knows my past in this community… or so I think. 👀😳 Am I cooked chat? 041
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Most likely a sorcerer or wizard imo, he would look totally rad in a cloak and wizard’s hat 120
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I got lucky and saw TWO trains at the same crossing coming home from work just earlier :) Couldn’t help but give both engineers a wave. I grew up around these big machines and I will never stop loving to watch them go by ☺️ 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I saw this at the mall near me and it’s one of the most cursed things I’ve ever seen 😭😭☠️ Uhhh… SpongeBob?… Mickey Mouse?… You guys don’t look too good… 😰 050
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I put this image up on my stories/timeline on Telegram and I shit you not, EVERY single fur who viewed my story was either a fox or fox hybrid 😭😭 Guess I have a lot of cheeks to get to squishing then :P 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s official! I’m the king of colon-threeing now :3 All colon-threes are belong to me >:3 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For a fire-coded creature such as myself, an active volcano is really just a giant explosive jacuzzi if you’re brave enough 😎 Man, this lava temperature isn’t hot enough, can someone turn on the heaters more please? 030
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“She’s just sitting there… MENACINGLY!” This one cracks me tf up every time I look at it lmaooo (Not my meme) 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you’ve got a chance, take it. Take it while you have a chance. If you’ve got a dream, chase it, ‘cause your dream won’t chase you back. If you’re gonna love somebody, hold them as long and as strong and as close as you can, until you caaaaan’t~ 140
Reposted by FireballFireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hugging me is like putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer :3 131
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026(NSFW! ⚠️) Okay, I NEED someone who would like hanging with me in just undies (or fully “in the fuzz” if you so desire) 😩✌️ Like, it doesn’t even need to be sexual or shit, I’m into casual too 🤭 Just know that I will very likely stare or ask to get very NSFW with you, as if that’d be a problem 😉 031
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Gonna try being less anxious and taking life as it comes more rather than fretting about the future. It’d save me a ton of knots in my stomach, sleepless nights, and lessened appetites, I tell you what 🙂↕️ 010
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hugging me is like putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer :3 131
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026One of my favorite things to do is sneak up on my friends who are foxes or fox crosses and just do this to them :3 240
Reposted by FireballFireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I rewatched The Princess and the Frog with my mom recently, and GOOD GOD! I forgot how much of a handsome lug Louis the Gator is 😳 Like not necessarily to be NSFW, but I wouldn’t mind calling him daddy especially since he has that bod… 🤭 131
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The real tragedy here is that I know a small handful of Texan furs/folks, yet not a single one of them sells propane or propane accessories 😔✌️ 020
Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I 1000000% knew you would find this, like this, and want to do this catto 😂 010