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@scarpawmutt.bsky.social
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He/Him | 22 | 🇺🇸 | Golden Retriever 🔥 | NSFW - Z/P/MDNI 🔞 | NO AI ⛔️ | Single ❤️‍🩹 | Ex-Fur | Floofy King 👑 | Professional Idiot 🤪 | Artist (No Comms) 🎨 | Railfan 🚂 | DMs Open!

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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 1h
Bro really just said “👁️👄👁️🍞” in that first picture
A photograph of my cat loafing on a gray ottoman in the living room.A photograph of the same cat curled up and sleeping on my bed.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also- Me: (Photoshops this image to be cutesy) Bsky: (Everyone liked that) Jeez, this image has been blowing up across my socials 😳 Is it the Pac-Man shirt that everybody likes? 😭
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This morning, I wrapped up some apple seeds for germination. I’m giving growing a honeycrisp tree another shot (I raised one back in 2019-2020 to the seedling stage but it died) 🙂‍↕️ Since our family’s peach orchard died out, why not give apples a try? They keep the vet- I mean doctor away 🤭
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hello again, but extra golden this time :3
An edited selfie of me wearing a Pac-Man themed hoodie and standing on a birdwatching tower. Fire’s fireless alt-sona head is photoshopped over my own.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, try not to take it too personally if I mute your account either. I do that somewhat liberally to people who have upset me recently or to people whose posts and/or reposts I no longer find interesting, I don’t want to see, or if they clog up my feed. It’s usually nothing personal 🤷‍♂️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hello :)
A photograph of me wearing a red T-shirt and pink long pants flexing my arms. My character’s face and tail is photoshopped into the picture.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s definitely plotting something against that poor squirrel
A photograph of my cat, Nibbles, sitting on a wooden railing against a background consisting of a field and a grove of trees and ivy. He is staring at a squirrel in the midground (to the right of the farthest tree from our perspective).
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(CW: Vent?) Today, I saw a post from one of my besties celebrating his partner and how he’s “gay for [them]”. While I’m happy for him, I couldn’t help but feel down for the rest of the day after seeing it. I want to explain why. I’m throwing my thoughts out here as a scream into the void. (1/5)
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(NSFW!) UGH, I can’t fetch my own bone… I’m too tall and not flexible enough… 😔 Please, if I know you, can someone lend me theirs? I’d probably be happy to reciprocate if you’re looking to recreate a certain pre-brainrot meme number… or do something else too 😉
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
By the way, I saw these again and noticed they have one of Red from Angry Birds now. They’re spreading, send help ☠️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shrek drove SpongeBob to the wrong hood 😭 No, seriously though, my local mall has the strangest, most random shit ever, and I’m dying of laughter 😭💀 “What is this, a crossover episode??”
Two plushies, one of Shrek and the other of SpongeBob wearing a headband and basketball outfit, sitting and “driving” an old yellow Volkswagen bus inside a mall pavilion. SpongeBob is giving a nervous grin.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it necessarily bad that I always get a small dopamine rush whenever I wake up to notifications of friends messaging me? 👀 Like, yeah, it’s over the phone, but I always love when I first check it in the morning to find morning messages, check ups, memes, or photos of undies waiting for me ☺️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Looks at clock* Holy- where the fuck did my day off go? 👀
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As it turns out, I was at work yesterday when a coworker about my age teased another coworker by calling him a “good boy” like a dog. Oh, and he also jokingly called coworker 2’s older brother “daddy”. No one knows my past in this community… or so I think. 👀😳 Am I cooked chat?
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got lucky and saw TWO trains at the same crossing coming home from work just earlier :) Couldn’t help but give both engineers a wave. I grew up around these big machines and I will never stop loving to watch them go by ☺️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw this at the mall near me and it’s one of the most cursed things I’ve ever seen 😭😭☠️ Uhhh… SpongeBob?… Mickey Mouse?… You guys don’t look too good… 😰
A knockoff kid’s ride featuring who appears to be Mickey Mouse and SpongeBob SquarePants in a mall setting.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I put this image up on my stories/timeline on Telegram and I shit you not, EVERY single fur who viewed my story was either a fox or fox hybrid 😭😭 Guess I have a lot of cheeks to get to squishing then :P
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s official! I’m the king of colon-threeing now :3 All colon-threes are belong to me >:3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For a fire-coded creature such as myself, an active volcano is really just a giant explosive jacuzzi if you’re brave enough 😎 Man, this lava temperature isn’t hot enough, can someone turn on the heaters more please?
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“She’s just sitting there… MENACINGLY!” This one cracks me tf up every time I look at it lmaooo (Not my meme)
A photograph of a woman covering her face and seemingly cowering from a large black dog, who is sitting on the table in front of her and looking down. The dog is sitting on a board game setup, interrupting the game. Above, there is a caption reading “This is what happens when we don’t give Daisy 100% of our attention. There is a board game under her rump.”
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you’ve got a chance, take it. Take it while you have a chance. If you’ve got a dream, chase it, ‘cause your dream won’t chase you back. If you’re gonna love somebody, hold them as long and as strong and as close as you can, until you caaaaan’t~
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hugging me is like putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer :3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(NSFW! ⚠️) Okay, I NEED someone who would like hanging with me in just undies (or fully “in the fuzz” if you so desire) 😩✌️ Like, it doesn’t even need to be sexual or shit, I’m into casual too 🤭 Just know that I will very likely stare or ask to get very NSFW with you, as if that’d be a problem 😉
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gonna try being less anxious and taking life as it comes more rather than fretting about the future. It’d save me a ton of knots in my stomach, sleepless nights, and lessened appetites, I tell you what 🙂‍↕️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hugging me is like putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer :3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my favorite things to do is sneak up on my friends who are foxes or fox crosses and just do this to them :3
A fox sitting on concrete and getting its face squished by a person off-camera, giving it a derpy face.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh hell yes this was a lot of fun :)
A photograph of the grandstand of the Great Geauga County Fair at sunset above a crowd of people and food vendors.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I rewatched The Princess and the Frog with my mom recently, and GOOD GOD! I forgot how much of a handsome lug Louis the Gator is 😳 Like not necessarily to be NSFW, but I wouldn’t mind calling him daddy especially since he has that bod… 🤭
A photo of Louis playing his trumpet.Another shot of Louis on his back in the bayou.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The real tragedy here is that I know a small handful of Texan furs/folks, yet not a single one of them sells propane or propane accessories 😔✌️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(Suggestive) Last week, after a shift of deli work, I took off my work uniform and huffed my shirt, and I found out that my musk coupled with meats and cheeses actually smells really damn good 😳😳 Now… what I need is someone to give me a huff test whenever I come back from work now 🤭
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE- I mean why, Nature? Why did you have to target MY city out of all cities for bad weather? I just wanted a nice day, not some heart attack about a tornado 🫩 (I’m safe by the way, it passed us by on a narrow margin 😮‍💨)
A screenshot of a severe thunderstorm outlook issued by the National Weather Service. The orange blob over Ohio and Pennsylvania is an “enhanced” risk of severe weather, centered almost directly over where I live.A screenshot of a warning on my weather app of an approaching severe thunderstorm with the “destructive” tag applied. The tag denotes that these storms, which are about to impact the Cleveland metro, are producing 80 mph wind gusts.A screenshot of a tornado warning for my area.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Welp, looks like another 24 hours of anxiety 101 for me 🙂🫩
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This might (not guaranteed, not able to be ruled out) be the last time you hear from me for a little while, just a heads up 🙂✌️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah, summer in the Buckeye State, so we meet again.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh, the things I’d give to be able to move along the ground without actually walking or using my legs while making a concrete scraping sound :3
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Augh… belly is too stuffed with chimichangas and flan to move much… but they were so good mmmff 🤤
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wow, I actually want to restart on my old art projects again. That’s a feeling I haven’t experienced this strongly since March. Maybe my hobby as a digital artist isn’t so cooked after all 👀
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh my god I love this so much 😂
A picture of a lecture hall, complete with students taking an exam. A puppy is sleeping on the seat abreast of the cameraperson. The caption “Dude in front of me just slept through the entire physics exam lmao” is above.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ahhh… so apparently I have two Califurnians in my friends list who are coincidentally bi, foxes, and undies-loving. Hoooo boy. 👀
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is it strange that I get a small sense of pride wearing my dad’s old work pants alongside my uniform to work every shift? It’s just like… they served their purpose when he worked, he passed them down to me, and now they’re getting a new lease on life while I mop floors, help customers, and more ☺️
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ummm excuse me Mr. Shower Curtain, can you please do me a favor next time and NOT MALFUNCTION WHILE I’M IN THERE?? 😭😭
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I personally vibe with this golden 👀 Oh my GOD WHY CAN’T THIS BE ME INSTEAD 😩✌️
A content-looking golden retriever getting headpats by its owner. The caption above reads “When your owner calls you a good boy after you’ve been a good boy all day”.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The more time that passes, the more I personally find this dog to be relatable Word from the wise: If I give you the “😑” or “🫩” face, do me a favor and please shut
The “cooked dog” meme: a brown Labrador retriever has its eyes closed abreast of a sunset-lit golden field, giving it an expressionless face.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I personally vibe with this golden 👀 Oh my GOD WHY CAN’T THIS BE ME INSTEAD 😩✌️
A content-looking golden retriever getting headpats by its owner. The caption above reads “When your owner calls you a good boy after you’ve been a good boy all day”.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I rewatched The Princess and the Frog with my mom recently, and GOOD GOD! I forgot how much of a handsome lug Louis the Gator is 😳 Like not necessarily to be NSFW, but I wouldn’t mind calling him daddy especially since he has that bod… 🤭
A photo of Louis playing his trumpet.Another shot of Louis on his back in the bayou.
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
(NSFW!) The dog has returned from working all day. Rub my paws- I mean balls- I mean dick- I MEAN CHEST, and maybe then we can talk about how each other’s days went 😉😇
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(NSFW!) I saw a trend on the bird app a long time ago where people would say their height if they added their actual height and the length of their dick, if they have one Not me realizing I would be 6’9” if I used that formula 😭😭 Heh… 6 and 9…
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(Suggestive/NSFW) Why is there a trend in my friend group where a lot of my friends who are foxes are either bottom-leaning or straight up bottoms? It’s a funny correlation that I find cute 🤭 They’re the real reason why top dogs like me exist, you know! 😉
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’ve a decent bit of Italian blood in me. That means that if you upset me, I will give you the “🤌” gesture, and if you upset me further, I WILL come charging at you with a rolling pin 😤
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Fireball @scarpawmutt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Stay the hell away from me! I’ve got paws, and I’m not afraid to throw them! 😈 (In other words, whoever interacts with this post gets a paw squished in their face 😇) :3
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