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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
True #Easter egg.
Image 1970s ad for an Easter egg:
Authentic Easter Eggs (Blood-Sacrifice Easter Egg)
Contents: 
1. Traditional chocolate Jesus egg; 
8 chocolate thorns; 
1 sachet of holy blood; 
1 mild emetic*

*Brings the contents back after 3 days
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
It's Glastonbury time again...
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 22/05/2023
The government's policy on speeding.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
A public information message concerning Nazis.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
You may have heard about 'mothers' and 'birth', but do you know what they are? Here's a handy guide.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
A thread of publications that have been banned in Scarfolk.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
This is an emergency public information announcement from Scarfolk Council.
God hates you.
You may have already sensed this instinctively, but please accept this message as official confirmation of His loathing.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Mr Liver Head toy (Scartoys, mid-1970s)
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
1 in 3 children whose parents permit them to attend a school or unsanctioned coven go on to develop chronic mush-face.
The tragedy of a child with mush-face.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Warning: 1 in 666 people are afflicted with chronic mush-face after reading prohibited books.
Reading can cause mush face
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Warning: Reading can be dangerous.
Reading may cause mush face.
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Jake Godin @godin.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Best kind of reading content.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
The final series of Surrender Hope begins this evening.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
For younger viewers, there's another episode of The Magic Justice Tree at 5:62pm.
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Fairground Accident Finals live from Blackpool will be broadcast at the slightly later time of 8:61pm...
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Scarfolk @scarfolk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
Normal programming will resume shortly...
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