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Scary Rhett Rhapsody

@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
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Chicago Nightlife’s Kookiest Underdog 🕺🏽 Goonpop Singer 👨🏽‍🎤 Whitino 🇵🇷 Actually 30 👨🏻 MDNI 🙅‍♂️ music.apple.com/us/artist/rhett-rha…

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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 2h
that pissed me off so bad just nonsense all around… and then there’s a witch who casually uses time travel (which is supposed to be almost impossible in this universe and involves a complex ritual) to send the night stalker back in time to the day he got his ass beat
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 2h
thinking back to this bc SPOILER ALERT the witch whose power it is to sense gluten in food uses ketoacidosis to kill the zodiac killer who is also already a ghost… standing next to her is a witch whose power is to slit your throat by slitting her own throat (and surviving)
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 2h
have not felt a spark of joy since July btw
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 2h
I’m laughing again
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 7h
gooning is demonic
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 9h
kazoos are widely considered annoying but the finger trap is funny to most kinksters
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve done this bit
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11h
try to cut back on activities that open portals for demonic activity
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13h
it’s okay to grow and change btw… you can condemn things you once supported 10 years ago. it’s not hypocritical
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
not one but 2 of them are like “watch your knees!” for some reason
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
recently played Jumanji and they changed half the classic rhymes to some bullshit
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
gay Bear obsession: I wish Nikki was trade
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
what doesn’t KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this season of AHS is just so breathtakingly bad they had to have had AI write this bullshit… can’t stop watching though for some reason
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the concept of me having to put on the AC in mid October
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
first therapy appointment went well he did tell me I need to get tf off social media a little bit more tho and I agree
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
beautiful night out Chicago it is warm and windy
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Le Taupe in As Above So Below when they ask if he’s ok
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
these Facebook posts I see I’m like… you would’ve gotten your ass beat in the 80’s girl
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AI trends are like “have you ever wondered what you would like like in the 1980’s?” not really… I was born in 1996. that’s just the reality of it
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
like tore that and stunned and had them shook
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s called Carrie bc she carried
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
back stage cock cage platinum pass oh you are onto something here…
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
that’d be a bit irreverent to the late great imo but I see the vision
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
dead as disco 💀🪩
my BUMP: The Last Dance look featuring a silver spandex bodysuit and latex skeleton mask borrowed from a hot guy, hands on head, dark background. 
Shot by Ty Yamamoto
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can you FEEL The Exhilaration?
my son Anthony after getting off the Raging Bull as evidenced by his hair looking crazy as hell from the blowback
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
he can completa 34 times in my anos
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this genuinely influenced me I will
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
girl we in the catacombs 💀
as above so below
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TASTE of your LIPS I’m ON a RIDE!!! 🎢
me self-shot with flash in a black CAT hoodie sipping my 4th $25 undermixed Raging Bull drink in front of the Raging Bull tracks at Six Flags at night me kneeling with expensive ass drink with fog behind my ass you think you the shit bitch you not even the fart
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
girl this six flags day trip wearing my pussy out and the monsters haven’t even come out yet we still got 5 hours to go 😭
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
girl who is Maxx Force? is he trade
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
doing a really funny bit on my Instagram story @ rhett_rhapsody
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
girl they got Hell-Themed S’Mores at Six Flags is there anything left in this world that isn’t demonic
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have an extreme phobia of shitting in public but idk it’s kinda normal at this moment
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What We Do in the Shadows theme song playing as me and bro shit in consecutive stalls at the Six Flags… why’s this kind of a vibe
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
super hot DILF next to me on the Giant Drop bragging on the way up about how the harness hurts his big dad balls and then saying “good job bud!” to ME on the way off… falling in love and wrecking homes this afternoon here at Six Flags Fright Fest
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
cats coming home after 2 days outside
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we like to party… we like we like to party
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
going to Six Flags hungover af on 2 hour of sleep good bye
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me after tonight
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we be all night…
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ve survived so much this year glory be to God
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tame Ur Tongue coolest girls in the world sorry every other girl
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PUTCHA SNEAKERS ON
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@itsbambibanks.bsky.social thank you
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
what a wholesome last bump everybody was happy :)
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
dogs 🤝 vape addicts WAN GO OUTSIDE?!
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TOOT TOOT ahh BEEP BEEP 🪩
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Scary Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m so fuckin gay
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