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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇

@scareymulligan.bsky.social
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The Criterion Closet’s worst guest. Can be found in The Parasocial Hour and @doompunkdispatch.bsky.social Profile picture by Jorge Peña 🌹chinga la pinche migra🌹 🇵🇸from the river to the sea🇵🇸 Links: linktr.ee/ScareyMulligan

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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 20h
They are doing the Macarena in the pit
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And when Wendy prompts, “Clap if you think they should suffer.” The applause is, as you can imagine, a deafening cacophony that would drown out a jet engine, a cannon, a meteor’s impact
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching primetime tonight to support my cousin bobby
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being given a captioning assignment and it being an animated short featuring speedy gonzalez right in the middle of latine heritage month………..:.eso se llama latinofobia,
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeremy Renner Official formerly available on the App Store……….we need u
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My big auntie move is to encourage my nephew to draw his big ideas on the free spaces of the books I gift him which may lead to problems (doodling in mom and dad’s books, for example) but my other big auntie move is to be the arbiter of whimsy so what can ya do
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having grown up money and no kids means I’m seeing My Chemical Romance at the Hollywood Bowl to celebrate my sixth wedding anniversary
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Id like to take a moment this bisexual visibility day to explain that I do not have an eyebrow slit. What I have, in fact, is a very tiny bald spot that I’m making the best of
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you bring an iced coffee to your interview, they can’t offer you a beverage and if they can’t offer you a beverage, they can’t wait for you to fail the test of whether you’ll ask for access to their break room in order to clean the cup of the beverage you were offered, and THAT’S why they’re mad
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy bisexual awareness day I’m going to be walking in AIDS Walk LA again this year! Please donate if you can to either myself or my team, Cool Guy Zone! Thank you!!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The reviews are in for my four year old nephew’s birthday party: -he was delighted but confused by everyone singing -ribbons are his passion -cat toys are a close second -he does NOT care about cake, only has time for applesauce and ribbons
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
MULE by Orville Peck fucks, btw
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #batmanday here’s a painting I did in 2018 (predating that infamous comic where we all saw the silhouette of bat hog)
Comic of Batman titled “NOT AFFILIATED” (a comic by Caylin Botsford dedicated to the vengeful ghost of bill finger). Batman, in four panels, states “I’m circumcised. Totally F-Skin free. It looks like a mushroom. You won’t read that on my fan powered wiki page”
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It ruled!!
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got so hopped up writing the audio description for [REDACTED) I impulsively bought tickets to see Orville Peck at the Hollywood Bowl tomorrow night
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haven’t felt like writing in a while, which is actually a good thing, bc I only feel like writing when I am extremely pissed off and/or full body despairing
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Im so sorry these videos of Mitch McConell makes me feel like Im an npc in a Warhammer necropolis
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is now………….. my month
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The army having debt forgiveness programs for recruits is the exact reason leadership drag their feet on student loan forgiveness and will never make any effort to make colleges affordable, let alone free.
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyway, happy 9/11
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ordering a Paloma to let everyone in the bar know I’m currently raw dogging the burden of being alive
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Right right right
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Arcane: Vi and Caitlyn's Intense Gaze
Alt: Arcane: Vi and Caitlyn gaze at each other; the footage has been run through a mewing filter
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Going to be a guest at a black tie wedding the same day as my BIG period 🫰🏻😃🥂✨💞🌈🧚🌺💫
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Whoa what the fuck” -my mom and myself, perfectly synched and with the exact same cadence, every time a blonde and blue eyed Jesus painting jump scares us, a scenario that happens more often than you’d think,
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My one true blue “no one gets me like you” parasocial relationship is orson welles that man is my girl, he hated all the same people i hate, he always found a way to be The Problem and that’s family, that’s blood to me
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Once again, it’s shaping up to be a coffee on the porch weekend, here’s what I’ve got loaded up on my kobo for the occasion: • Murder at the Sleepy Lagoon - Eduardo Obregón Pagán • Enter Ghost - Esabella Hammad • Island Beneath the Sea - Isabel Allende
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just learned that the Criterion Collection has a suggestions email; hope those closet snobs are ready to read an impassioned essay about Zoot Suit
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My friend is requesting books as the gifts for her baby shower and I am so AMPED quality storytime is my PASSION
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The best part about Libby is I’ll have a book on hold for so long I will forget what it’s about and then when it’s finally available to check out it is A Mystery Story To Do A Detective On To Remember Why I Wanted To Read It In The First Place
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every day that passes that Puerto Rico doesn’t have water, that Puerto Rico goes without power, is another day that I believe in my heart is an intentional crisis to steal the island from its people, to push Puerto Ricans out and continue the USA’s murderous project that’s been churning since1898
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
spent the entirety of my pre-k life earnestly aspiring to this as a career and lifestyle
R2D2 with a drink tray attached to him
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Constantly having a conspiratorial thought about shit but keeping it to myself because it sounds INSANE, then it comes to pass but I can’t claim I called it bc that sounds even MORE insane
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes it’s okay to just shut the fuck up
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Martín Macías @mxmnews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NEW: During the hottest week of the year in Los Angeles, I spoke with advocates about how best to support unhoused people who have little to no relief from deadly heat. @lapublicpress.bsky.social
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And if you’re an old moot from Twitter and you notice I’m posting ancient tweets like brand new skeets no you didn’t and also keep that to yourself
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I struggle with confrontation and critique bc when I was five I had a stress dream han solo got mad at me for being too small to complete a task he assigned me
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looking up when trains stopped running between USA and Mexico and getting maaaAAAaaad
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m not so sure it’s a literacy crisis, I think most folks can read just fine, it’s just a bunch are extraordinarily obtuse and don’t think anyone else on the internet is a real person
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I watched WALKER (1987, dir. Alex Cox) last night in Los Feliz, here’s my review + recommended related reading boxd.it/g12CUn
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A review of Walker (1987)
What if the antichrist knew he was the devil incarnate but felt nothing nor any responsibility for the apocalypse unfolding around his every step? Walker is one of an endless million of the kleptomani...
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reading Love in the Time of Cholera
Norm MacDonald hosting Weekend Update. The caption has been edited to read “Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe Florentino Ariza should die.”
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The tension between une blanquísime y una sombrilla
Very pale person sprawls on a towel under an umbrella on the beach
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In many ways I am Just Like My Father but I think the most harmless is how often I remark, unprompted, “Graceland (Paul Simon, featuring Lulu Masilela, Tao Ea Matsekha, General M. D. Shirinda and the Gaza Sisters, and the Boyoyo Boys Band) is a perfect album.”
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why don’t you look at this picture of my grandpa wearing slacks to the pool and maybe you’ll calm down
A silver haired man with tattoos stands shirtless in a pair of slacks with a silver buckled belt.
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There is a handful of weddings coming up and also a very real chance of me wearing a zoot suit to at least one of them
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Being perimenopausal at the metal show is not for the weak
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Scarey!! (they/them)🍉🦇 @scareymulligan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
RFK Jr please take off the amulet that makes the Kennedy curse bounce off you onto the rest of us
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grace @acab4cutie.top · 18/08/2026
YOU CAN GET NARCAN FOR FREE. EVERYONE SHOULD CARRY IT. it doesn’t matter if it collects dust in a cabinet or sits in your glovebox forever. IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO HAVE IT AND NOT NEED IT THAN NEED IT AND NOT HAVE IT.
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