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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 29/09/2026
why am i still sick. it has been a whole ass week, it's time to stop. this must be what it's like to be a progress bar that's stuck at 95%
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 26/09/2026
i slept for 14 hours and i am almost normal again
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/09/2026
Everything Hurts
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/09/2026
in my version he turns himself into the therapist instead
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 22/09/2026
i'm SSSIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! 💥😩💥
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 20/09/2026
these are all 💯👌👀🌟... an outfit for every occasion!! i am partial to the pec window tho.
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/03/2026
a completely different hypertype 🐐 kron... shaped like an evil brick wall 🧱💪😈💦
260324: really big musclegut dad 🐐 kron... watch out!
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 27/03/2026
📰 WEIRD: local pervert becomes mythical serpent 🐐📈👀
260326: a sketchy growth sequence in which 🐐 kron gets stretched out very long & tall
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬
260915: 🐐 kron wearing a long labcoat and gloves in what appears to be some kind of scientific setting where he should probably not be allowed.
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 17/09/2026
[after a full turn, knob exceeds 100%] [beard stops changing color] [beard starts to increase in size] now entering DANGER ZONE !
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
the scapetoast submersible incident
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
turning a big dial that says "kron gray hair %" on it
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ory @oryzaviridi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wohoo
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
but what if he goes on sci-fi adventures with his "grandson" (🐑 lant) 🤔
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
toastology... 📚🐐📚
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
one goat's wrong lever is another goat's right lever... and possibly some other goat's ambiguous / neutrally aligned lever
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026
🔬⚛🧪🐐⚗☢🧬
260915: 🐐 kron wearing a long labcoat and gloves in what appears to be some kind of scientific setting where he should probably not be allowed.
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Goat Jumps Over Another Goat in Grassy Field
ALT: Goat Jumps Over Another Goat in Grassy Field
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026
life update: i did my Task and it was Good and now i am trying to do something called a "follow through" where i "don't stop"... weird !!
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026
the scapetoast bus is coming... 🚌🐐
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026
💥 Truth Sign「Perfect Cubic Storm」
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 12/09/2026
im changing majors to BSc in Beer Grabbing
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So Not Ransom @sonotransom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
POV: Your first day on campus and this is your roomie wyd
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11/09/2026
maybe i'm too fargone but that type of nonsense isn't even an issue anymore... atm i am mostly infuriated by the garbage collector not collecting garbage **between pageloads**, and all the official advice on how to free up memory being "don't worry about it" 💀
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11/09/2026
you just know his ass is saying roo roo
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11/09/2026
seriously considering never using javascript for anything ever again... but we'll see!
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026
the scapetoast 64 system
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026
ok my only Video's Games notes are: 1. outfit designs would benefit from a little restraint; layered materials & greebles are excessive 2. water too wet 3. castle town beard guy could get it
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026
you have quite a treasure there in that tanuki cube
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026
I Am Being Threatened Online!!
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026
[DEADLINE PUSHED FORWARD A DAY] me: 我叫安东
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 07/09/2026
me: *has a nontrivial amount of critical work to complete within the next few days as an important & longstanding deadline approaches* also me: hey guys... 👋🐐 for no particular reason, i feel like getting into learning a new language rn, but i can't decide if i want to go with mandarin or latin 🤔
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 10/09/2023
the not-at-all-humble beginnings of a recent Gant Growth Sequence 💪🐐💦 makes a good repost for 'ceptember! ⚠ [DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE GOAT] ⚠
gant has been doing an "arm day every day" bit to disastrous effect. shon watches confusedly as he shows off his gainz.gant has received encouragement Online and has now kicked off a growth sequence! his overall build is now much stronger, though still extremely arm-heavy. shon is exhausted by these developments.
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🔞The Birdfather🔞 @oshyfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
summer's basically over. Get ready for fat boy fall!
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 01/10/2025
it's that time of year.... big pumpkin timelapse gif
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026
i thought this was just a joke until i saw there was a new upload..... horospherical havoc 🌟🌐
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026
im the pixel inspector and i think you're in the clear... 🔍🐐 ig is blasting near-100% saturation all over, but even your brightest magentas have some headroom for good contrast! (it's surprisingly fun clicking around with the eyedropper to see the actual values)
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026
okay well i did a side-by-side at 16x16px, and my gradient is smoother with more tasteful saturation, so i will be keeping it actually
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026
*suddenly realizes after several years that my pfp background gradient very closely matches the instagram favicon* maybe it's time for a new pfp
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026
these types have a powerful synergy together!!
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026
do you prefer a Fat 🐐 kron, or are you a Swole 🐐 kron liker? a Long 🐐 kron enjoyer perhaps? or maybe you can appreciate a regular old Normal 🐐 kron? there are many goat options to choose from
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026
that's good bc the unwilling tend to have a rough time adapting to the headlocks initially 🫠
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026
[Anton has been banished to the desert.]
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/04/2026
🧱🚚💪🐐 BULK GANT 💪🐐🚚🧱
260429: a huge hyper muscle 🐐 gant stands in profile. he is thicker than he is tall
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/07/2026
oh no, looks like he caught you staring... what do you do in this situation?? 🐐🍑🤷‍♂️📸👀💦
260713: a fat 🐐 kron glances back over his shoulder, sees you staring at his ass, and shrugs nonchalantly
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 29/08/2026
the scapetoast situation is insane
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/08/2026
thank u all for your annual toastday wishes, i am filled with the power of 🐐×33
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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/08/2026
ok so after more thought it's actually really obvious now What This Is, and how, true to form, it has actually been present all along. it already had a direct representation in both the sheepgoat AND toastbug diagrams, i just needed to put some descriptive words to it to notice again.
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