(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 29/09/2026why am i still sick. it has been a whole ass week, it's time to stop. this must be what it's like to be a progress bar that's stuck at 95% 100
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 26/09/2026i slept for 14 hours and i am almost normal again 170
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 23/09/2026in my version he turns himself into the therapist instead 010
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization 2132
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 22/09/2026i'm SSSIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! 💥😩💥 290
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 20/09/2026these are all 💯👌👀🌟... an outfit for every occasion!! i am partial to the pec window tho. 011
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/03/2026a completely different hypertype 🐐 kron... shaped like an evil brick wall 🧱💪😈💦 1126448
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 27/03/2026📰 WEIRD: local pervert becomes mythical serpent 🐐📈👀 410414
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 17/09/2026[after a full turn, knob exceeds 100%] [beard stops changing color] [beard starts to increase in size] now entering DANGER ZONE ! 120
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026turning a big dial that says "kron gray hair %" on it 170
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026but what if he goes on sci-fi adventures with his "grandson" (🐑 lant) 🤔 110
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scapetoast. the humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. there's also kron's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization 2132
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 16/09/2026one goat's wrong lever is another goat's right lever... and possibly some other goat's ambiguous / neutrally aligned lever 040
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comGoat Jumps Over Another Goat in Grassy FieldALT: Goat Jumps Over Another Goat in Grassy Field 020
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/09/2026life update: i did my Task and it was Good and now i am trying to do something called a "follow through" where i "don't stop"... weird !! 090
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #So Not Ransom @sonotransom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026POV: Your first day on campus and this is your roomie wyd 47917
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11/09/2026maybe i'm too fargone but that type of nonsense isn't even an issue anymore... atm i am mostly infuriated by the garbage collector not collecting garbage **between pageloads**, and all the official advice on how to free up memory being "don't worry about it" 💀 010
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11/09/2026seriously considering never using javascript for anything ever again... but we'll see! 140
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026ok my only Video's Games notes are: 1. outfit designs would benefit from a little restraint; layered materials & greebles are excessive 2. water too wet 3. castle town beard guy could get it 0101
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 08/09/2026you have quite a treasure there in that tanuki cube 020
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 07/09/2026me: *has a nontrivial amount of critical work to complete within the next few days as an important & longstanding deadline approaches* also me: hey guys... 👋🐐 for no particular reason, i feel like getting into learning a new language rn, but i can't decide if i want to go with mandarin or latin 🤔 291
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 10/09/2023the not-at-all-humble beginnings of a recent Gant Growth Sequence 💪🐐💦 makes a good repost for 'ceptember! ⚠ [DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE GOAT] ⚠ 420238
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #🔞The Birdfather🔞 @oshyfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026summer's basically over. Get ready for fat boy fall! 10748195
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 01/10/2025it's that time of year.... big pumpkin timelapse gif 0141
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026i thought this was just a joke until i saw there was a new upload..... horospherical havoc 🌟🌐 010
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026im the pixel inspector and i think you're in the clear... 🔍🐐 ig is blasting near-100% saturation all over, but even your brightest magentas have some headroom for good contrast! (it's surprisingly fun clicking around with the eyedropper to see the actual values) 010
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026okay well i did a side-by-side at 16x16px, and my gradient is smoother with more tasteful saturation, so i will be keeping it actually 091
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 31/08/2026*suddenly realizes after several years that my pfp background gradient very closely matches the instagram favicon* maybe it's time for a new pfp 280
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026do you prefer a Fat 🐐 kron, or are you a Swole 🐐 kron liker? a Long 🐐 kron enjoyer perhaps? or maybe you can appreciate a regular old Normal 🐐 kron? there are many goat options to choose from 480
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/08/2026that's good bc the unwilling tend to have a rough time adapting to the headlocks initially 🫠 100
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 30/04/2026🧱🚚💪🐐 BULK GANT 💪🐐🚚🧱 1532559
Reposted by (Uθ xθ) < # ANTON #(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 14/07/2026oh no, looks like he caught you staring... what do you do in this situation?? 🐐🍑🤷♂️📸👀💦 811222
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/08/2026thank u all for your annual toastday wishes, i am filled with the power of 🐐×33 1130
(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 24/08/2026ok so after more thought it's actually really obvious now What This Is, and how, true to form, it has actually been present all along. it already had a direct representation in both the sheepgoat AND toastbug diagrams, i just needed to put some descriptive words to it to notice again. 010